What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Equestria is just Ohio?

Nightmare Moon groaned, rubbing the moondust from here seeing-holes. Getting the uppercut of the millennium from the Elements of Harmony was definitely gonna leave a mark.

But, being on the moon now meant that she'd be able to formulate her new plans to take over! All she'd have to do is look back at...

"Wait... Equestria is just Ohio?"

Celestia landed behind her sister with the Elements of Harmony floating around her because she's so T H I C C that she's got her own gravitational field.

"Always has been."

Nightmare Moon proceeded to be blasted face-first by the Elements of Harmony. Again.