//------------------------------// // Pinkie Pie! // Story: Phineas and Ferb- Across the Equestrian Dimension // by BronyGirl //------------------------------// Pinkie's POV It was a nice summer day, and I bounced down Main Street in search of Dashie. "Hey, Flitter, have you seen Rainbow Dash?" unfortunately, everypony I met shook their heads. Oh, not like they have more than one head, cause that would be super-duper silly! Nopony seems to know where Dashie is. Ooh, I wonder if the Cakes have any cupcakes! I bounce over to the nice baker's house and bounce through the door. Which for some reason they left open! "Oh, hello deary." said Mrs. Cake. "Hi Mrs. Cake! Do you know where Dashie is?" The cerulean mare shook her head. "Aww! Darn it! I think I'm gonna go up to my room now!" Mrs. Cake looks at me, perplexed, as I bounce up the stairs. In my room I see my saddlebag that has my cutie mark on it! I know, I can go adventuring! I grab my compass, some cupcakes, and balloons. Then I notice the swirly pink hole! "It's a portal!" I say out loud! I wonder where it goes. Ooh, I can go adventuring in it! Pinkie Pie, inter-dimension explorer! I'm gonna need more cupcakes. I put my saddlebag on, go downstairs, get cupcakes, and go back to my room. "Cupcakes! Check." "Compass! Check." "Balloons! Check." "I'm all packed!" And I bounce backwards into the portal. * * * * * * * * I land with an oomph! on the other side. Bouncing up, I notice that there are five humans in the room. Also, Twilight, Rainbow, Scootaloo, Rarity, Applejack, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom! They're all staring at me. "Hi Rainbow Dash! I've been looking for you! Hi, everybody else!" Rainbow Dash groans. I turn to the humans. "Hey Phineas, hey Ferb, hey Isabella, hey Baljeet, hey Buford!" Phineas, he's a red haired boy, says, "Oh hey Pinkie Pie." Twilight stares at me. "You know these people?" "Yeah Twiley, of course I do. I've been here before!" Buford, he's large, pale, and a bully, says "Pinkie Pie!" "Hey Buford, how've you been?" "Good." I nod knowingly. These people don't know they're part of a TV show. Sad, but I couldn't tell them. Plus, then I'd have to tell my friends about our TV show! Twilight looks confused. "Wait Pinkie Pie, what do you mean, you've been here before!?" "Silly Filly, I meant I've been here before!" Twilight scratches her head. Right then, the door to Baljeet's room slams open. "Phineas and Ferb, what are you doing here?" Asks an orange haired girl. Ooh, it's Candice. She looks at me and my friends, clearly confused. "I know the pink one, but who are you guys?" she asks them. "Well, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack and their younger sisters." says Twilight. "Twilight, you're nice and all, but you sure are nerdy." comments Dashie. Twilight looks hurt. Candice looks angry. "Phineas and Ferb! You brought a bunch of ponies here? Ooh, you are SO busted!" and with that, she runs out the door. Phineas shakes his head. "Alright Baljeet, do you have any idea of what we should do?" he asks. "Um, I do not know. Perhaps we should go back to your backyard so you can build a mechanical device to fix everything?" Phineas looks surprised. "Um, okay. Twilight, are you up for teleporting us all, or do we need to walk?" "I don't know whether I can teleport you all. We might have to walk." The humans lead the way out. Once we're out the door, Twilight freaks out in shock at all the tall buildings and the cars. So does everypony else, for that matter. Phineas laughs. "Yeah, humans have made some amazing developments." Twilight stares at him. "These are far more than 'amazing developments'" she snaps. "What do you call these...things?" she asks, gesturing to a car. "What, cars?" Twilight says, "You humans really are amazing. Perhaps it might be nice for you to talk with Celestia, these technologies and developments would really help Equestria." Phineas wrinkles his nose, which is really funny because he has a super-duper big nose, "What's Equestria? And who is...Celestia?" he asks confusedly. Oh no no no no no. You don't ask TWILIGHT what Equestria is, or who Princess Celestia is! Twilight's face gets red. "WHAT? I knew you had no knowledge of ponies, but how can you not know who Celestia is!? She's the damn Princess of Equestria! And for that matter, for your information, Equestria is, oh, just AN ENTIRE FREAKING WORLD!!" she yells. I notice Phineas getting super-duper scared, like kinda scooching away and shivering. Twi notices, and calms down a bit. "I'm sorry, it's just hard for me to believe you don't know about Equestria and it's rulers. Here's a brief explanation: Equestria is like your Earth, with a lot of countries. There have always been two rulers, a Night Princess and a Sun Princess. Whenever one dies, another inherits the Gift. Anyway, Princess Celestia is the current Sun ruler and the main Ruler, and her younger sister Princess Luna is the Night ruler." Everybody but Buford looks interested. Buford looks bored. OH, he's a brony, so he knows all this. Phineas says, "Thanks Twilight. Later could you tell me more?" Twilight nods, and we get back to Phineas and Ferb's house without any other problems. The backyard is really boring. There's just a boring old tree and some grass. "Hey, Baljeet, what do you think we should do?" "Well," says Baljeet, "I think that, given the circumstances of our conundrum, we should attempt to build a device to replicate these portals and get the ponies back to Equestria." Phineas stares at him, and then Baljeet huffs loudly. "We need to build something to make portals back to Equestria." The word Equestria sounds funny in his Indian accent. "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" Ferb holds up some tools and buildingy stuff, and Phineas laughs. "Way ahead of me as usual, bro. Hey, where's Perry?" he says, looking around for the semi-aquatic monotreme. Everybody shrugs.