"Mwahahaha!" the human laughed maniacally as he twirled his mustache. "Poor Fluttershy is helpless! I shall barge into her home and have my entirely G-rated way with her, and she won't be able to do anything about it because I have a physics bubble!"
Charging at the door, the human let loose with as powerful a kick as he could at the door. Unfortunately for him, it was built of sturdy oak, and even Rainbow Dash usually knocked.
"Ow!" the human cried as he rolled on the ground, clutching his foot in agony. "Oh my god that hurts so bad!"
"Oh dear, it's a strange creature that I don't recognize because Twilight never told me about her experience with the mirror between worlds!" Fluttershy exclaimed, having just returned from her visit with a hydra in the Everfree Forest. The poor thing had chipped a tooth and had needed emergency veterinary dental care. Not her usual field of work, but she was looking to branch out her services.
"Are you alright?" she asked kindly.
"No, I'm not alright!" the human whined. "Can't you see I'm in pain here!?!"
Without another moment wasted, Fluttershy rushed over to the human and began bandaging his foot. Then gasped in surprise when he suddenly reached out and grabbed her.
"Mwahahaha!" the human cried. "You foolish pony fell for my clever trick! Now I shall proceed to hug you and there's nothing you can do about it, mwahahaha!"
Behind him, the door to Fluttershy's cottage opened, and Harry the 900 pound bear peered out to survey the scene. He'd been waiting politely for Fluttershy to return home, but he'd heard the unusually loud knock on the door and it seemed only proper to not leave a guest waiting.
A furry paw landed on the human's shoulder.
Fortunately, Fluttershy asked Harry not to hurt the human too badly, then gave him the hug he wanted and sent him on his way. She's nice like that.