//------------------------------// // Beatbox Battle: SpongeBob Vs Deadpool (The Rematch) // Story: Skylander Battle Season 1 // by Flameboy //------------------------------// "Hey, what's up everybody! Verbalase Beatboxer from outer space and I am here to host the first ever Skylander Beatbox Battle Tournament. So, let's get started! First up, we have," he says until he sees SpongeBob. "Uh, SpongeBob, what are doing?" He asks. "Oh, I'm just waiting for you to say my name," the yellow sponge answered. "Your name"? SpongeBob, I can't say your name because you were eliminated in my Beatbox tournament when you lost to Deadpool due to the many votes he received. Look, buddy, I'm really sorry, I truly am. Heck, even I voted for you considering you had a good beat and were telling Deadpool that he's not one of the main heroes, like, the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, or even the Guardians of the Galaxy. But, you know what? Since you had better beats and basically owned Deadpool about him being a low-class, wannabe superhero, I'll give you one more chance. If you can win THIS battle against Deadpool using the same solo you used against him as he will do the same to you, then you can move on forward to the next one. But, for now here's-" he was about to continue until he was interrupted by none other than the Merc with the Mouth. "Now, hold on, hold on! You're allowing this block of cheese to go against me as well as bring him back in the tournament with his stinky cheese scent again. He should just accept the fact that I won and that I'm more better than you." "If you were better than me, then why didn't Wolverine requested for Professor X to choose you to be a new member of the X-men? Maybe because you're only a third-rate reformed villain behind Avenger Ant-Man and Venom in first. And in any choice, Logan would choose Venom over you because he eats bad people to protect good people while you kill anybody between good and evil for money. I mean, what kind of hero is that? Certainly not you," SpongeBob finished and caused the crowd and other Fusionators to go "ooh." Deadpool brought his two swords up. "Time to cut the cheese," he said and then lunged only to be stopped by Verbalase. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Deadpool! You know the rules. This is a Beatbox Battle. You can't kill him. And if you were in the Skylander Battle! Tournament, you still don't get to kill him. And now, let's get this battle started with SpongeBob starting first in 3... 2... 1... GO!" (SpongeBob Beatbox Solo 2) SpongeBob started to beatbox as Jonathan Claw, Michael Bakar, Saivon Rey, and Luke Reese were helping out with the music. Jonathan and Luke with their guitars, Saivon with his saxophone, and Michael with his drum set. Discord helped out with a keytar. ... Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs were dressed as cheerleaders just like SpongeBob as he said, "SPELL HIS NAME!" SpongeBob went back to his normal clothes as he started physically shaping his body into letters. "D-E-A-D-P-O-O-P. D-E-A-D-P-O-O...P. Bahaha," he chuckled as he went back to beatboxing while Verbalase, Jonathan, Michael, Saivon, Luke, and Discord started nodding their heads to the beat. Deadpool started to blush through his mask as everyone started to laugh at the name "Deadpoop." Then, after they finished and Deadpool went on and performed his solo, the heroes and the civilians started to put in their votes. Some voted for Deadpool considering he brought out facts about SpongeBob's kind. And most of them voted for SpongeBob. "Alright, everyone. Times up! Now let's see who's the winner and will move on to the next round of Skylander Beatbox Battles. Deadpool shocks the world and kids and adults everywhere yet again that sponges are sometimes made into exotic utensils used for everyday purposes, such as toilet paper," Verbalase said which was soon followed up with all heroes and citizens saying "ewww!". "But with help from DoodleBob yet again, but this time with the Tribal Werewolf Pirates and Discord providing music, SpongeBob caught the hearts of everyone in the bleachers and everyone else, except for Deadpool, as he brings out some logic of his own as he wrecks Dead- "poop" about saying how he will never reach the ranks of Marvel & Disney's famous superhero teams, like, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, The Guardians of the Galaxy, The Inhumans, and the Avengers, for Pete's Sake," he finished. "You guys voted," he started as he points to a holographic scoreboard that showed 30 people has voted for Deadpool, and 100 for SpongeBob,"- and SpongeBob will be going to the next round!" Verbalase announced. Everyone started cheering for SpongeBob. "Well, SpongeBob, how does it feel to get your rematch and win it by defeating the same one who beaten you in the Cartoon Beatbox Battles Tournament?" Verbalase asked as he looked at SpongeBob on his right. "It feels great! But, in truth, I would never have won if it wasn't for those who helped me. Once again, thank you, DoodleBob, my best friend, Patrick Star, my other best friend, Sandy Cheeks, and the best boss in the entire city of Bikini Bottom, Mr.Eugene Krabs. But, not only do I wanna thank DoodleBob, and my friends, but I would also like to take this moment, and thank Jonathan Claw, and the rest of the Tribal Werewolf Pirates along with Discord for helping by providing music and having my back, Discord with the spotlights and the fireworks, the Water Fusionators for cheering me on, and every other elemental fusionator for supporting me as well as the civilians supporting me as well. I thank you all... from the bottom of my heart," he said as he turned into a sponge-made heart with his body as the outlines of the shape. Everyone started to go "aww", after he said that. Verbalase smiled and wiped a tear from his left eye. Then, he walked over to Deadpool. "So, Deadpool, how does it feel to lose to SpongeBob?" He asked. "Psh, it doesn't matter, I still beat him in the Cartoon Beatbox Battles Tournament. You know, it's like when every time you host a Disney versus Nickelodeon Beatbox Battle Match, the Nickelodeon cartoon always wins. I mean, when you pitted Mickey Mouse against SpongeBob in your first episode on Youtube, you made it that they were both dissing each other out by either mentioning Mickey's Clubhouse, to SpongeBob telling him to "go eat some cheese?" But, everyone liked the "FUN Remix" during his solo which made him the winner as well as telling him to "go eat some cheese." Then, Disney made a comeback when Groot defeated Nintendo's Pikachu with his remix of Gangnam Style. Pennywise defeated one DC Nation's deadly villains, The Joker, with his spooky performance which caused people to vote for him considering he was much more scarier than Joker. And in Episode 4, you, Verbalase, pitted Disney against Nickelodeon yet again. And Nickelodeon won again thanks to Patrick implying that Goofy's face can make anyone throw up. Nickelodeon with 2 points while Disney only had one 1 point thanks to Groot, "because he's Groot." But then Disney won 3 points because of Black Panther, Thanos, and me. Nickelodeon was stuck with 2 points until the Mad Titan was defeated and eliminated by Patrick. Patrick for crying out loud! And that got Nickelodeon another point which adds to 3 points. Disney is stuck with 4 points, but if Groot gets the most likes rather than Pennywise, then we get 5 points while there are only three Disney opponents left for Patrick to face; Groot, Black Panther, and me," Deadpool said. Soon, Black Panther, with Groot sitting on his right shoulder, walked up to Deadpool. "Hold on, hotshot. Did you forget that Verbalase can host 1v1 battles only? In fact, what would happen if me and you go next? Or what about Patrick and Groot? Patrick and me? You and Groot? Or Patrick and you?" The King of Wakanda asked the Merc with the Mouth. Deadpool shrugged. "Exactly. If one of us eliminates Patrick, one of the three of us of Disney and Marvel will have to face off with another, resulting that we could either lose a point or win a point if we fought one another,-" "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy guys. I'm still working out the kinks of the next match considering you also forgot that SEGA is still in the tournament because Sonic eliminated Nintendo's Mario. So, if Groot does manage to get more votes than Pennywise, then Warner Bros. will lose the competition until next season considering Pennywise eliminated Joker, Black Panther, you eliminated Batman, Deadpool, you eliminated Deadshot, and Thanos eliminated Darkseid. But SEGA, Nickelodeon, and Disney will still be in the competition. Disney lost Mickey Mouse when SpongeBob defeated him, Goofy lost to Patrick, and Thanos lost to Patrick as well. Come to think of it, you two along with Groot will have to step up your game up if one of you three can hope to defeat Patrick and eliminate him and Nickelodeon out of Season 1. In fact, let's go to the scoreboard," he said. On the giant TV screen that Wiz and Boomstick were using for their Skylander Battle! Tournament, it showed the names of companies and their points. Companies and points: 1. Disney - 4 (or possibly 5 if Groot eliminates Pennywise) 2. Nickelodeon - 3 3. SEGA - 1 4. Warner Bros. - 1 5. Nintendo - 0 "Welp! There you have it, folks. Disney is in the lead with 4 points and possibly 5 with Nickelodeon not far behind with 3 points. SEGA with 1 point unless Sonic can defeat Patrick and eliminate the entire roster of Nickelodeon and gain 2 points and elimination immunity. Warner Bros. have a score of one point since Pennywise defeated Joker defeated who was also a part of Warner Bros. but got their company a point, nonetheless. But in 5th place with 0 points, is Nintendo. After Sonic, who was the only one of the SEGA franchise, defeated Mario of the Nintendo franchise who ended up losing the match and got his company eliminated. Now, let's head off to the eliminations," he announced once more. Eliminations: 1. Nickelodeon - 1 (Deadpool defeats SpongeBob) 2. Disney - 3 (SpongeBob defeats Mickey and Patrick defeats both Goofy and Thanos) 3. Warner Bros. - 3 (Pennywise defeats Joker, Black Panther defeats Batman, and Thanos defeats Darkseid) (Possibly 4 if Groot defeats Pennywise) 4. Nintendo - 2 (Groot defeats Pikachu, and Sonic defeats Mario, resulting in Nintendo being eliminated from the tournament for the season) "And that's the elimination chart for you, folks. Nickelodeon, unlike SEGA, Nintendo, Disney, and Warner Bros., have gotten one elimination due to Deadpool of Disney/Marvel, defeating SpongeBob by dissing him with sad and disgusting, but true logic about how people would usually use purified sponges. Disney, however, gotten three eliminations since SpongeBob, before he was eliminated by Deadpool, managed to at least eliminate the sole favorite cartoon character of Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse. Then, it was followed up by Patrick Star eliminating Goofy after telling him that his face makes him want to throw up, and surprisingly defeated Thanos, the Mad Titan himself, with his way of life and how he would easily catch him in a jellyfish net considering he looks exactly like a jellyfish because of his skin color, and by dissing him just like he did with Goofy, but with his chin. Warner Bros. has three eliminations since Pennywise eliminated Joker by proving he was more scary by not only making scary sounds, but by showing terrifying displays with his scary supernatural powers. But it was followed up by Batman being eliminated by T'Challa which the King himself explained how Wakanda was better considering he saves more people and stops international wars rather than stopping criminals who either dress up as murderous clown psychos or mutated bad guys of both animal or plant DNA. Because Gotham City happens to be one place you don't want to live at or go to because of the many crimes that happen 24 hrs a day. And after Batman is defeated, Thanos defeats Darkseid like he would a hero with just a snap of his Infinity Gauntlet. If Groot manages to get more votes because people like Groot more since he's not just one of the badass superheroes in Marvel history, but also a ray of sunshine when he dances, Warner Bros. will lose a fourth time as Pennywise will be eliminated by a tree. Pikachu was defeated by Groot because he was more cuter and he made a great remix to Gangnam Style which most people love that song. And Mario lost to Sonic as he literally ends it with a blast after turning into Super Sonic and back. But that is all for now, and we'll be back after a few matches of Skylander Battle!" Verbalase finished.