What If...

by TheMajorTechie

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Oh, you. You've fallen for the good ol' invisible ink trick! Twilight Sparkle will never know that I have secretly slipped 58,193 quesadillas into her pillowcase, and nobody can stop me! The world shall tremble at my footsteps, for I am Quesa Dilla, overlord of all things mighty and cheesy! If you wish to warn that cursed mare, then you are too late! At some time in some undisclosed location, Twilight Sparkle will unwittingly lay down to rest her eyes. But, rest no more she shall do, for she will have sunken her pretty pony face into my 58,193 quesadillas, of which contain pieces of ladybugs! I'd recommend that you just get your little tush out of the way now, young'un, and keep your nosey self out of such dastardly plans. You wouldn't want to wake up to find 58,193 quesadillas piled atop your face, would you?