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// N/A - psp7master 
// Story: June - 2012 (T.W.G.) 
// by The Writer's Group 
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Author: psp7master
Prompts: Angle Bunny can talk and Pinkie Pie is calm.
Title: N/A




The uneasy silence in the room was interrupted only by the sighs of Pinkie Pie and her companion, who were sitting at table in Sugarcube Corner.

"Darling, would you please be so kind as so hand me one of those sweet delights of yours?" Angle Bunny wondered, addressing the pink earth pony.

Pinkie nodded idly and tossed a candy bar towards Angle. The rabbit caught it with a fine gesture and bowed his head slightly, making Pinkie Pie gift him with a weak smile.

"I owe you my gratitude, the fairest of all mares," Angle Bunny thanked the party pony.

Pinkie Pie yawned, covering her mouth with a hoof.

"May I enquire, my lady: have I wearied you? You seem to be much calmer than ever, darling," Angle asked, taking a gentle sip of finest Colt Grey tea.

Pinkie shook her head and sighed once more.

"It's nothing, honey. Just..." the pink mare pondered for a moment. "I drank a cup of coffee this morning... You know how it reacts with my special DNA..."

Angle Bunny immediately stood up and straightened his muscular (and incredibly sexy, for a rabbit) body.

"Who dared to give you that poisonous liquid, my beauty?" he said with faithful anger in his voice.

"IT IS I, THE COFFEE-MAN!!!!" a voice hissed as COFFEE-MAN entered the room.

"Oh, no!" Pinkie Pie whispered and fell asleep at once.

"Draw your sword, COFFEE-MAN!" Sir Angle Bunny the Bravest yelled regally and stabbed COFFEE-MAN in his chest with his bare paw.

"Oh! Rabbit paws! My only weakness!" COFFEE-MAN shouted and died.

"This is for my beloved," Angle stated, washing blood from his paw with tea.

And then he kissed Pinkie Pie and they had sex.

And then Pinkie Pie woke up.

THE END

***

"I... Don't think this is a good story, Fluttershy," Twilight Sparkle said with a sigh, "It.. needs some fixing, all right? Some editing, you know?"

The yellow pegasus nodded.

"And you misspelled Angel's name. All the time," the purple unicorn added.

"Oh, um, I see..." Fluttershy mumbled, taking the sheet of paper in her mouth and flying off.

"I hope I didn't offend her..." Twilight whispered to herself.

***

"Angel, I'm sorry... but this will not do. You'll have to rewrite it," Fluttershy cooed as she handed the paper to her rabbit.

Angel Bunny sighed and took off his glasses. The career of a popular writer was a difficult one indeed.