//------------------------------// // 247. Fancy Gal // Story: Azure Edge // by Leaf Blade //------------------------------// Rainbow jumped in place in front of the restaurant door, trying to hype herself up. She had a light breakfast with her gals so that she could eat with Cadance too, though she ate enough at breakfast that she wouldn’t be starving cuz honestly she was probably gonna be too nervous to eat much of anything. Still though, the eating part was not important! What mattered was that they were eating at kinda a fancy place, cuz Cadance was a fancy gal and Rainbow wanted to impress her, and now as Rainbow was standing in front of the place, she was starting to super regret picking it out. Oh well! Too late now! Only way forward is through! Rainbow kicked in the door and got a really alarmed look from the lady at the like reception desk or whatever. After awkwardly explaining herself, she was led to Cadance’s table and gawd was she thankful that this place wasn’t busy during the morning and there was barely anyone else around to see her make a fool of herself. “Rainbow Dash! You made it!” Cadance said, her eyes shining as she waved at Rainbow. She was dressed in a sleek black dress and damn she looked hot in it. Applejack helped Rainbow look as good as she could, but her plain suit only did so much. “You look cute as hell.” Okay, it did enough. “Th-thanks, you look amazing,” Rainbow said as she sat down, trying to break the tension in the air— okay, it was just in her own body— with a cackle. “You didn’t expect me to not show up, did you?” “Of course I expected you to show,” Cadance put her elbows up on the table, resting her cheeks on her hands and looked seductively at Rainbow, which was basically just like goring Rainbow’s lesbian heart with a lance. “You wouldn’t want to miss a date with all this, would you?” “I uhguh bwuh,” Rainbow said extremely coolly, though any embarrassment she had was immediately snuffed out by Cadance’s sweet gentle laughter, which gave Rainbow butterflies in her stomach. How was Cadance just so cool and beautiful all the time without trying? “Mm, damn,” Cadance leaned casually on the table and bit her lip, “if you keep laying on the charm like that I don’t think I’m gonna be able to resist just taking you right here on the table.” “W-wow, damn, isn’t it a little early to talk about ‘taking’ and stuff?” Rainbow said nervously, rubbing her thighs together. “Oh, I’m sorry,” Cadance leaned back and looked away bashfully. “I’m a little overeager, I apologize. I’m always like that on dates, so sorry.” “Yo, don’t worry about it,” Rainbow said, waving her hand dismissively. “I am like, WAY down for that, I was just surprised.” “Oh!” Cadance blushed and her ears folded back, her posture doing that thing where you like shrink down, but then she popped right back up a second later. “In that case, you wanna blow this joint? And maybe some other things? Cuz like, we could skip breakfast and go straight to— I can’t say— I can’t make the cheesy dessert joke, I’m sorry.” “I mean, if you wanna just like make out in the bathroom,” Rainbow said, “or maybe even get busy, I’m like totally down for that.” “Damn,” Cadance’s ears perked up and she sat straight up in her chair. “That’s very bold.” “Eh, I guess I just know what I want,” Rainbow shrugged. “Whatever happens between us doesn’t need to be a whole thing. They don’t need to write gripping romance novels about our relationship. I wanna be friends with you, and I wanna rail you against the bathroom wall. Simple as that.” “Well, when you put it like that,” Cadance stood up so fast she almost knocked her chair over, “I feel like I really gotta use the bathroom, you wanna join me?” “Hell y—” Rainbow also stood up quickly and banged her dick on the bottom of the table, forcing her to bite her lip and keel over. “Are you okay?” Cadance asked, her voice sounding half concerned and half holding back laughter. “Yes!” Rainbow put her hand on the table and lifted herself back to full standing position. “If you think something like that is gonna stop me from railing you, then think again!” Cadance grabbed Rainbow by her shirt collar and dragged her close, planting a smooch on her lips and HOLY SHIT it was like fireworks exploding in her mouth but like in a super cool way not in a weird painful way. Turns out, Cadance really knew her way around a kiss, and she left Rainbow feeling dazed and elated. “Listen here, hotshot,” Cadance whispered seductively, grabbing Rainbow’s necktie and dragging her close, “you’re coming with me, then you’re coming on me, you got it?” “Whatever you say,” Rainbow drooled and she swore there were literal hearts in her eyes.