//------------------------------// // pigeon? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "Dash, why are you sitting on the telephone pole?" Rainbow Dash cooed quietly, preening her wings. "Dashie, are you a pigeon?" Rainbow Dash cooed again. "Twilight, why am I a pigeon?" Twilight chuckled nervously as the pigeon with Rainbow Dash's voice landed on her back. Ignore the looming Sweetie Giraffe looming behind them.