"Dash, why are you sitting on the telephone pole?"
Rainbow Dash cooed quietly, preening her wings.
"Dashie, are you a pigeon?"
Rainbow Dash cooed again.
"Twilight, why am I a pigeon?"
Twilight chuckled nervously as the pigeon with Rainbow Dash's voice landed on her back.
Ignore the looming Sweetie Giraffe looming behind them.