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// Chapter 4 - Ah' got this! 
// Story: Twilight is best Applejack 
// by Shyfire_ 
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"I don't get it," Twilight bellowed somberly, "why is this so hard to get? I'm not Twilight anymore, so why does everypony keep acting as if I was?" she continued happily.  "Am I missing something? Surely, there must be some way to make people understand..."

Twilight spent the next 20 minutes trying to come up with a way to make it extra obvious that she was indeed Applejack.

"Hmm... I'm at the barn, I'm surrounded by apples... what more could I do..." Twilight mumbled.

Suddenly, she had a moment of relaxation. Or "realization". One or the other.

"Of course!" she shouted to noone. "I need to... uhm, Ah' need to start talkin' like her! Ah' completely forgot to do her weird accent! That must be why' everypony keeps thinkin' Ah'm still Twilight!" she continued.

Satisfied, Twilight caught something in the corner of her eye. She took a look at the sky, before yelling "Huh, Ah' dont recall a rainbow was scheduled for today..." She was about to shrug it off... before she saw yet another rainbow. And another one. Another one. "...47, 48, 49.... 50? 50 unscheduled rainbows? But how is this possible? There's no way all of them rainbows are natural! And there's only one other way Ah' know of that can.... Oh.... Ooooh shit...." she mumbled, and it was at this moment, that Twilight knew, she fu-

...nnnnNNNYYYYOOOM!  
"....yyou motHER FUCKING BI-" *sound effect expressing a crash landing from RD into Twilight very violently*.

Before Twilight could finish her sentence, she was interrupted by a plane engine sound instantly followed by a peeved Rainbow Dash crashing into her, sending her tumbling and flying straight against a tree.

Rainbow Dash quickly got up unharmed, because she's 20% tougher than Twilight, because I said so, because fuck you ; took a deep breath, and calmly asked Twilight: "OK, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO APPLEJACK AND WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO THINK YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING RIGHT TO DO ANYTHING TO HER?!!"

Before Twilight could properly get up and reply to Rainbow Dash, however, she heard an apple fall from the tree straight into an awaiting basket, followed by another one, and a few more, and then all the apples of the tree fell into some baskets.

Twilight then got up and replied "Woah, jeez' Rainbow! What's gotten into y'all? Ah'm just buckin' ma apple trees like Ah' always do!", she applejack-ed, pointing towards the basket positioned around the tree she had just "bucked".

Rainbow started to grin and laughing to herself at Twilight's poor attempt to replicate AJ's accent, before Applejack fucking smashed her in the face to help her focus.

Rainbow did a few 360° from the sheer force of the impact, before recomposing herself. "Uuuhm, I mean: WHAT?"

Twilight looked at her with a quizzical look. "...Is somethin' wrong, or did you just crash into me 'cause you felt like it? 'Cause if so, y'all excuse me, but Ah' got work to do. It's applebuckin' season, y'know."

Rainbow was about to reply, but was interrupted.

Twilight finally noticed that Applejack was there aswell, and face-hoofed. "Uuurgh, how many times will Ah' have to tell you to stay with Oaky?" she grumbled, annoyed, and started to light her horn again.

Rainbow and Applejack's eyes grew wide.

Rainbow screamed "WAIT-"

Applejack took to her hooves and started galloping towards Twilight. She started yelling: "OH MY FUCKIN' GOD, AH'M DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHI-", and, right as she was about finished, jumped in the air, aiming her front hooves forward to tackle Twilight.

Twilight, although surprised by AJ's sudden reaction, quickly recomposed and focused on her spell. Right as AJ was about to tackle Twilight, probably to death, she saw another purple light flash before her eyes, and in a blink of an eye she was back at the Golden Oak Library, her momentum sending her crashing straight into Spike.

The strength of her tackle left a Spike shaped imprint in the wall, filled by Spike himself.

Stunned, Rainbow quickly grew enraged as she shouted "I'M NOT FUCKING DONE WITH YOU, OKAY? BRB." And in a blur, she rocketed back to the Golden Oak Library to pick up Applejack again. Twilight simply sighed in annoyance before continuing to buck the apple trees, but willingly this time, by throwing herself at the trees.