//------------------------------// // Living with Discord // Story: Spike vs Flash Sentry // by Ragnarok17 //------------------------------// “What?” Discord asked in bewilderment The man standing in front of Spike is in his mid-sixties who happens to be a good friend to Spike. He know Spike when he was 10 years old and he become very good friend with him but for unknown reason, Flash have an issues with him; just says there was an incident that cause Flash to be very distrustful toward Discord. He he he he he he. Spike get on his knee and groveling before Discord. “Please, Discord! Take me in!” Spike cried with a lot of tears “My family kicked me out of their home! Flash told me that he never want to see my face again! It’s horrible, Discord! Even his own baby sister wouldn’t look at me! Scootaloo told me that I’m annoying to her and she told me to get out of her sight before she called me “An annoying lizard!”, I even got a slap from her!” Spike continues to cry while grabbing Discord’s leg, “Please, Discord! You’re the only one I have! I beg of you! Please! Let me in!” Spike keep on crying more which irritates Discord and he have enough. “Okay! Okay! Fine! You can live with me! Just please stop crying!” Discord respond with slight annoyance Spike quickly stopped sobbing and surprise Discord by hugging him.... tightly. “Oh, thank you! Discord! You will never regret this!” Spike smiled “Yeah..... you.... welcome” Discord trying to escape from Spike. While Discord is not looking, Spike sports a mischievous grin ‘What a fool! He doesn’t know that the whole thing was a big FAT lie!’ He thought as he quietly chuckled. “Spike.... can.... you.... let.... me..... go....... please?” Discord noted He released Discord who constantly breath in and breath out as he’s trying to find air to breath in. “Discord, are you okay?“ Spike asked Discord look at Spike as he finally breath again “The next time you tries to hug me, go easy on me! Are you trying to send me to my own grave early?” He asked sarcastically. “No” “Alright then, come in” Discord lead Spike to his house Spike walk in the house and to his amazement, he could describe the living room if it was build by Willy Wonka like a rainbow-colored couch, a GIANT HD tv with a remote with multiple buttons and a jigsaw-puzzle-styled dinner table next by the kitchen. Spike is impressed of the design of Discord’s house “Wow! Not bad for a wrestling manager who call himself “Mr. Chaos”” he chuckles as he see an old pictures of younger Discord with a lot of wrestling legends he manages..... well, most of them were heels and the audience would boo Discord and any heel wrestlers by throwing tomato or any objects at them but Discord doesn’t mind as he loves to troll the audiences. “Discord! Dinner’s done!” Came a feminine voice that Spike recognizes “That voice, I heard her voice before!” Spike is curiously about the voice came from the kitchen and he decides to walk to the kitchen, wanting to know the identity of the voice but when he went to the kitchen, the voice he heard is none other than...... “PRINCIPAL CELESTIA?!” Spike yelled as he see the principal of his school wearing a cook pink apron. “Spike! What are you doing here?!” Celestia asked in surprise Discord walk to the kitchen as he explain to the flabbergasted young teen and Celestia. “Discord! Why’s the principal is doing at your house?!” Spike asked in very confused tone “Well, Spike. The principal of your school is happens to be my own wife” Discord responds as he walk toward Celestia and gently rubbing Celestia’s shoulder whiling grinning at her. Celestia smiles at her husband. “Your wife?! But you‘re old enough to be her own father!” “Hey! I’m not that old!” Discord took offense to that. Celestia suddenly give a serious expression to Discord “Discord, why Spike’s here?” Celestia asked in stern tone Discord give an enormous gulp “Well, it seem the young boy got into a rather nasty fight with his own family and he thought it best for him to give them space by living with us..... temporarily” he speak nervously as he doesn’t want his wife to go royal on him. Celestia sternly look at Discord and then look at the young boy who is sweating because his friend is married to the principal of his school. ‘Oh crap, I can’t believe he’s married to her! If she find out about my whole story of being kicked out by my family is a lie, no doubt that not only she’s going to call Flash’s parents about this situation but I am sure she will expel me for my action! I’m too young to get expel! I rather get scolding by his parents than get expel from my own school! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!’ He screams mentally. Celestia walk toward the young boy and look at him with a stern eye, Spike close his eyes to prepare for the worst but to his surprise, Celestia embrace Spike. “Poor boy! It must be awful for you get into a fight with your own family! Families shouldn’t fight each other” Celestia hug Spike tightly which arouses the young boy while Discord give a jealous look to the boy and his face is like boiled hot tea or in other words, his face is filled with red with smoke coming out of his ear. ‘Principal Celestia may be in her mid-forties, she still look good in her age’ he thought “Until you and your family find a way to reconciliation, you can stay with us” Celestia smiled as she ruffled the boy’s hair much to his amusement. Discord with a jealous look walk to them and separate them from each other. “Okay! That’s enough! Time to eat!” He yelled as he glares at the young boy “You eating too!” Spike, Discord and Celestia sat at the dinner table as they’re eating the foods. “Hey Celestia, where’s Luna?” Discord asked “She said she will be running late to deal with other stuffs at school” Celestia answered Spike almost choke on his food “Vice Principal Luna lives with you guys?” Spike asked them Discord give an annoyance look “Yes, after we move in together, Celestia told me that Luna was beginning to feel lonely without her sister and it took her the whole day to convince me to let her to live with us even though me and Luna don’t get along with each other” “Not to mention she haven’t found her soulmate” Celestia added “But why? Why she haven’t got married? Your younger sister is in her mid-thirties! You guys made it sound like if she was suffered from Christmas Cake!” Spike noted Discord and Celestia look at Spike if he was acting crazy. “Christmas what?” Discord and Celestia asked in unison. Spike sighed in annoyance “Christmas Cake! You know when a woman past 25 and no guys want to married her as she become less attractive and rendered her as “unmarriageable”.” Discord and Celestia look at him with an expression that read “We still don’t get it” “Let's just says that Luna will eventually become an “Old Maid” if she doesn’t find her soulmate” Spike speak with slight annoyance “Oh! I get it! You basically saying that if Luna unable to find her soulmate, she'll end up as an old hag? Oh my! Sweet Christmas!” Discord chuckles before Celestia slapped him, “OW! What did I do?” Discord asked as he rubbing his cheek “That’s for calling my sister “an old hag” and she’s not even old yet!” Celestia said angrily “Sorry” Discord apologizes to his wife before he started giving her the puppy eyes. “Oh, no! Your puppy eyes won’t work on me this time!” Celestia tried her best to look away, determined not to give in. But Discord’s puppy eyes grow bigger to the point Celestia’s unable to stand the way he was looking at her and eventually, she finally relented. “Fine! You win! I thought I would overcome your puppy eyes but I guess not” Celestia accepts the defeat before she smirked at her husband “But can you overcome this?” Celestia went to Discord and start to tickling his neck, much to his dismay. “Please Celestia! Not in front of Spike!” Discord doesn’t want Celestia to embarrass him in front of the young boy “Let him look” Celestia teasing him while make a purr sound. While Celestia keep tickling Discord, Spike is trying to cover his mouth to prevent him from laughing at Discord being embarrassed by his own wife. 5 Minutes Later Celestia finally stop tickling Discord and Discord glares at his wife for embarrassed him in front of Spike “You’ll never get away with this!” “But I already have!” Celestia laughed Celestia and Discord resume eating their dinner. “Hey Discord, when did you met Principal Celestia?” Spike asked “Oh, you don’t have to call me “Principal” in our home, just call me Celestia. You’re not at school, Spike” “Alright, when did you met Celestia?” Discord smiles “About 22 years ago, I was still managing a wrestler named Torch and oh boy! He was a fierce fellow! So fierce that he cause any wrestlers to shit their shorts when he roared” Discord chuckles “Torch? That Ember’s dad! I didn’t know he was a wrestler!” Spike’s puzzled of why his good friend didn’t tell him about her father is a wrestling legend. “Well, after he brutally humiliated that bastard, Filthy Rich in front of everyone including his own future wife! Oh man!” Discord grab a photo of young Filthy Rich being slapped by Spoiled Rich for Spike to see “Look at her face! She was boiling mad for her husband embarrassed himself in front of everyone! Me and Torch was laughing as hell of seeing her get so upset! It was indeed catharsis, my dear boy” “Wait, I thought the audience despises you” Spike asked “They do but they despised Filthy Rich and Spoiled Rich even more and the audience were basically rooting for us to win and wiped the smug look of the Richs!” He laughed more. “But Discord, what does this have to do with you meeting Celestia?” Spike asked “I was getting to that point, young boy” Discord answered with slight annoyance Celestia laughs “Let him finish” Discord clears his throat “After the match’s over, Torch went to the locker room while I went to outside to celebrate our win and this is where I meet Celestia when she and her sister was being harassed by two scumbags who keep stalking them” Celestia sadly nodded as she remember that terrible day when she and Luna are being harassed by 2 guys who viewed them as prizes since she was in her twenties while her sister was a teenager back then. Discord put his hand on his wife’s shoulder to comfort her. “They tried to ignore them but they keep on harassing them and I was getting sick of watching them harassed my future wife and her baby sister, so I decided to confronting them and asked them to leave them alone” “Confront them?! But what if they have knife or even guns?! There’s no way you can possibly survive that!” Spike gasped “But I did survive, so after they refused to leave them alone, I said “Okay, but first! Shake my hands!” I put both of my hand for them to shake and the next thing after they shake my hands, both of them got electricity by my own buzzer!” Discord hold his hand up and there’s a buzzer in his hand, “After I shocked them, I throw chocolate cakes at their faces and to add insult to their injuries, I let Celestia and Luna to delivers a devastating kick to their crotch! So hard that one of them talk like one of those chipmunks and keep on screaming like a chipmunk!” Discord and Celestia burst into hysterical laughter which Spike joins in. This may give Spike an idea ‘Hmmmm, I will kick Flashy’s crotch someday’ he thought “After that, I called police and has them arrested so they wouldn’t bothered Celestia and her baby sister again.” “Well, that’s what they get for being scumbags” Spike agreed with Discord & Celestia nodded “Celestia and I became good friends for about 2 years before we realizes we love each other and.....” Discord was about to go on the dating/married life before Spike cut him off “Okay! I was just asking about how you met Celestia! Not a lovely dovey story! I think I got a picture!” Spike panting as he doesn’t want to think about Discord and Celestia’s love life Discord look at Spike “Alright” before turning to his beloved wife and grinning at her “That’s how I met Celestia” Celestia smiled and leaning to her husband as she about to kiss him when....... “Sister! I’m home!” Luna opened the door interrupting their moment as Luna walk to the dinner table and notice a young boy with them “Did I miss anything?” Discord lead Spike to a room that he’s staying at “Here’s the room you staying at” Discord open the door and Spike walk in the room and he wasn’t surprised when the room is almost empty with an expectation of a bed and an HD tv. “So, which room is this?” Spike asked “This room used to be our son, Illusion’s room before he left the house for college” Discord sighed in sadness as even though he’s happy for his boy’s success, he still missed his baby boy. “Illusion? Who was he like?” Spike asked “He’s like me because he loves of messing with people like I did with wrestling’s audience! Although, it did get him trouble with his mother but I personally always told him that I proud of him” Discord smiled “So you were giving him “Chew-Out Fake-Out” thing?” Spike asked “Yeah” Discord answered Spike put his suitcase on the bed “The food that Celestia made taste very good” Spike give compliment to her cooking “Yes, I let her cook foods but not Luna.... Definitely NOT Luna.” Discord have a traumatized look on his face “Why?” Spike asked “Because the last time she cooked a food, Her pancakes almost poisoned me! Celestia has to called hospital to save me! After that, I never let Luna cook any food anymore!” Spike is disturbed after hearing about her cooking almost killed Discord “No wonder why she haven’t find her soulmate yet, I will feel bad for any guys who might end up with Luna since they going to eat her food for the rest of his life...... I think I should go to sleep to not think about her cooking” Spike lay down on the bed before turning to Discord “Goodnight, Discord” “Goodnight, Spike” Discord close the door Spike look around the room and he’s planning his thought about tomorrow ‘Tomorrow, I’ll definitely ask Twilight out and if Flashy tries to get in my way, I will kick his crotch if I have to!’ At Flash’s home, Flash is on his bed playing guitar when he look down on his crotch “Why do I have a feeling someone want to kick my crotch?” He asked himself before he shrugged it off and resume playing his guitar.