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// Chapter 6 
// Story: Help Equestria 
// by MLG Hard 
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Chapter 6


The White glockenspiel was disappointed in Alexander the Great’s namesake, who was currently eating a bookshelf labelled damn opium is pretty lit.
Jesus the absolute unit shat out the computer I’m currently writing with’s N E W U P D A T E S.

     “Damn it!” I shouted at microhard word, which I DIDN’T WANT TO USE BECAUSE IT’S FOR BOOMERS.

Then Gollum decided to finally talk with me about his semen, which he said was a very interesting topic, I also quoted Lorx’s sandwich in a Arabic accent.
Don Neigh was moderately traumatised by the proceedings, so much so that he held a speech about why the Countdown Carpark between the hours of 12am and 4am is an excellent place to spend a holiday.

Teh Mexican then consumed some horse meat, which he didn’t find to his liking, much to the dismay of Yetley Ponk Rice (An OC that will never appear again and I will forget about).

     “I did Bloshevik see that coming,” Said Joe.

     “Nah, it only works with the NSDAP party.” Said Adolf.

     “I did NSDAP see that coming,” Said Joe.

    “You’re supposed to say: I did Nazi that coming,” Adolf told Joe.

Starlight Glimmer was annoyed by the rephrasing of this slightly repetitive pun, so she started quoting people.
“With enough rhubarb you can blow up a house.”
“NASA plans to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before.”
“He grabbed a crotch and popped it into his mouth.”
“Don’t take another suck”
“Hobobblerfishling”
“(GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED) (IN THE HOOD) (FREE PORNHUB PREMIUM) SEX WITH KYLEIE JENNER) (DO NOT WATCH AT 3 AM) (DEADPOOL SAID HES GAY) (CARDI B TWERKED) (SEXY) (18+)”

On the last one Instant Churchill kashot her with a 800 millimetre MP44,so I pulled up nukemap and planned the bombing of the entire coast of South America for laughs.
I then stroked myself because SOMEONE ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO THE 118 MESSAGES I SENT THEM THROUGH FANFICTION PM.

     “And while you’re disrespecting Belgium’s neutrality, make sure to send random PMs to MLG Hurd, he’ll enjoy having a new person to spam.” Said Kaiser mlehliW.

Yoda then fucked a window (Shit! I have to change the rating on Fimfiction).

    “Eh, you’ll be fine, it's not like anyone who gets this far will have enough sanity left in them to click the report button.” Said Yoda as he continued embedding Richard Long into the window.

    “WHAT’S WARM AND GOOEY, SAUCY AND CHEWY?, WHAT’S IN MY MOUTH? IT’S GOTTA BE DICKS!” Said a Richard Long-window hybrid as he crushed a computer in his mouth.

Kool Aid Man actually did something for the first time in (How many) chapters (that’s assuming I’ve even mentioned him, but I usually do).
I then had a fart attack because Nice capitulated Useless, Disloyal Land.

     “You damn Cuba.” Uttered Burger.

     “B E G O N E U N H O L Y D E M O N ! !” Uttered a madlad that was consuming some serious Hitler dong.

I then checked the like to dislike ratio on Fimfiction, and I was fucking disapointed, only 18 dislikes? What a disappointment, I was expecting at least 28,980 dislikes.

     “hAhAhA tHaT’s ThE fUnNy NuMbEr.” said an intellectual

(for all you gronks, it’s 420x69).

I Oofed my foot into a can of jars, which I had a dream about.

    “I am depressed,” lamented Turbulent Instability “I have seen the true beauty of a literature, and I will never be able to replicate such a masterpiece”.

Hi my name is houj yes i no it is a weird name. We are going to miss the bus houj my mum said. So i got on the bus. BOOM. the bus was on a train!!!. BOOM. now the bus was on the titanic!!! AAA!!! Look a fish dad said. What i said. BOOM. now we are on the highway. That is good. Look a car mum said. What me and dad said. 
Boom. the bus crash in to bus? That mum is in  what mum is in?.and i am in? Hi me i said. Boom. we are on a train hmm look a broken railway that is bad boom we are in roblox jailbreak roblox player what!!! The ### he said as he ran a way. Boom. we are home!!! 

Gogogogoogogoogogogogogogoogogogogogoggogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogoogogooggogogogogogogogogogogogogogoogogogogogo. I said boom. Is that a blak hole? Mum said. Yes i is dad said. Boom look at the iphonex i said.  Boom.  look a cat i said. Boom look a nuke said mum boom. Look a cow said dad.  Boom ahhhhhhhhhh a ghost ma ha ha said the ghost. Boom bmgdrive i said what dad said why did i say that? I said. Boom 3 2 1 boom not the bus boom but a nuke boom. Ahftbb. Boom not the nuke boom but the bus boom.  Woff woff woff woff!!!! A cat said?. What me and mum and dad said.  Sam is the name of my mum. Sam are you a cow a man in a black  t-shirt said. What no said sam. Me to i am not a cow said a cow. Boom!!!. The bus is on the highway look out!!! I said as the bus just miss a  nuke. Boom as the bus went threw the Monty Python and the Holy Grail me and dad got guns. And. boom sorry i'm writing tiss  as i am on the bus. Mum i said can i eat the gum. Yes said mum as i aet the gum i know that i was going to get sum food on the way. And we did. Boom the bus was on the highway but we had kfc on the bus yay me and mum and dad said. And that day we had kfc. Boom the bus was in the bus and that bus was in that bus ok you get the pont ummmm i said as i aet a hamburger. Boom the bus now was a boat shark!!! Mum said arrrrrrrrrr. Boom we are home agen. Boom we are on the highway agen. Boom the bus was a cat. Look at the food mum said you meen cat food i said yeet dad said what i said. Boom its raining tacos from out of the sky i said yum tacos my farit mum said me and dad and mum all  ate tacos. Boom hiss said a creeper we are in minecraft i said wood said dad as he got wood then jump back on the bus. Boom a sin said i need wood. Boom max sam said look its the kid from the story the bus. Boom what just happened i said we just went in to a  story dad said. Boom we are back on the highway fish for lunch said dad yum said mum as we aet the fish. Boom creeper ow man i said why did you say that mum said look a minecraft creeper i said oh mum said. Boom look at the me i said no not godzilla yes me i said. Boom what a Arsenal play said oof the arsenal play died a i o most died but. Boom more kfc i said as kfc nuke me and dad hay i do not get kfc mum said. The and or is it?

(That was a story that my brother made).
Shining Armour (Fuck America) muttered something about Islamic sauce as he Hurd this.

     “S O K O T O C A L I P H A T E “Said David the Wallace remover
Hello.
Stop.
M O R E T E X T.
We can’t all be as charming as me.
I’m fucking narcasistic as a Heater.
Don't Ask me where that came from.
Because I don’t know the answer to that.
Oh well.
Tasty Gromit flesh.
No, I did not eat your dog, you rasis.
That’s pretty lit, you gotta admit.
God, why do I need so many placeholder lines.
Wait, I know the answer.
Also I like boomers for dinner.
Dammit, Gromit, i’m going to eat my own crotch.
I wonder what this chapter’s word count is gonna be?
I ate flour yesterday.

Author’s note: That’s another chapter of Help Equestria done, in all seriousness I am very thankful to everyone who has taken the time to read this, the people that somehow enjoy this.