//------------------------------// // Button Mash vs. Falling rocks // Story: Garble Meets Maud Pie // by Average Gamer Fox //------------------------------// --Lv. 1-- It was an average day in Ponyville for Button Mash, and he was walking towards Ponyville’s outdoor arcade. When he was almost there, he saw a huge rock that hit every single arcade system. “NOOOOOO!” he cried, “MY HIGH SCORES!” He was devastated, because he had the high score on every single system in the arcade. He sniffled, and said, “I worked so hard for all of them.” He then thought that playing Legend of Zelda on his JoyBoy would cheer him up. --Lv. 2-- When Button mash was going to get his JoyBoy, his propeller beanie was blown off of his head by the wind. When it landed, and he had almost grabbed it, another gust of wind blew it far away. He spent about one hour (in his approximation) he finally found it, but then a boulder rolled over it, and crushed the propeller. He was really sad that his favorite beanie was crushed, but the propeller still spun. He decided that he would get one of his backup propeller beanies from home. --Lv. 3-- Button Mash was playing on his JoyBoy in Ponyville park, when his mother called him. When he came back, he saw another huge rock headed straight for his JoyBoy. It crushed his JoyBoy, and he cried. “NOOO! NOW HYRULE WILL NEVER BE SAVED FROM THE CLUTCHES OF GANONDORF!” He decided that the only thing to cheer him up, was to play Minecraft and have a milkshake. --Lv. 4-- When he was playing Minecraft, he took his first drink of his chocolate milkshake, and decided that it was so good, he had to have it all at once. He started drinking really quickly, and got a brain freeze. “AAAAAAARGH!” he shouted, “MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!” When the brain freeze was ending, a gigantic boulder rolled straight into his laptop, crushing it, so he started crying. --Lv. 5--   At his house, Button Mash’s mother heard him come in the house crying. When she asked him what happened, he told her, “Th-the arcade was crushed by a huge rock, a-and so was my favorite beanie, and e-even my JoyBoy with Legend of Zelda inside, and th-then my laptop was crushed by the biggest boulder I have ever seen!” His mother decided to fix this. “Take these bits, and go to GameTrot to buy replacements,” she said, giving him a lot of bits. When he was at GameTrot, he saw a giant hole in it, and it had a sign on it that said “Closed for repairs, reopening in a month.” Button Mash started crying immediately. Game Over