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// Shouts 
// Story: Stalker - Call Of Pony 
// by SureFreeD 
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'Here I am, gone from the Zone into the world of ponies, it all happened so fast, the events here go by a blink of an eye, there's nothing like chillin' with ponies all day. Hanging out  with my friends is the best experience ever, simply said. I don't know what I would do without them. Friendship really is magic, afterall. Now with these powers, they are practicly useless, I never hurt anyone or anypony with them. Well, I sometimes use them to frighten muggers or trouble makers. Now that fluffy Twilight is teaching me something called 'Power Shouts', it's awesome because I get to push stuff, with my shout! Oh man this is awesome. About that house I bought, it didn't turn out very well, Pinkie Pie jumped out from behind me and I lit the whole thing on fire. By accident. So I ended up living in Twilight's. Better than alone right? I still miss Earth, all its technology and cars, but who needs those things when you have ponies? Oh Twilight is speaking!'

"Now, Nicky, try to shout, Fus." she said, her muzzle buried deep in a book. Nikolai took a deep breath in, he opened his mouth and shouted.

"PUSS!" he fell and began rolling on the ground, laughing his ass off.

"Not funny, now do it for real." she said, not even amused by it. She lifted her head from the book and adjusted her reading glasses with a hoof. "Go on." she said. Nikolai took a step back. He inhaled deeply and shouted.

"FUS!" 

A green swirling wind came from particulary nowhere, it blowed Twilight right off her hooves, also breaking a few trees. "Wow! This shit is powerful!" he said happily, quite impressed by the Shout. "Okay, is there a more powerful one?" he questioned looking over the fallen Twilight. "Jesus, you alright?" he ran to her side.

"Ugh...I'm fine, the force pushed me. I'm standing behind you this time." she said, beggining to get up.

'Wait...'

"If you knew that the Shout pushes stuff out of it's way, why did you stand in front of me anyway?" 

Twilight gulped, she knew that she had made a physics mistake, sort of, something like that, how the hell am I supposed to know eh? Exactly.

"I uh...I th-think I made a...uh..." she trailed off, quite embarrased by her 'failiure'. "Made a mistake." Nikolai finished for her. Twilight hung her head. "Yeah, a simple mistake." she levitated her reading glasses back to her muzzle, and tucked the book in her saddlebag. "Come on, it's getting late." she said and turned her gaze upon the setting sun which was casting a series of red and orange layers upon Ponyville. "Yeah, let's go Twi." he agreed.

They began walking down a cobblestone path that lead directly into Ponyville. Twilight began a small conversation.

"So Nicky, how do you find it in Equestria, Ponyville specifficly?" Twilight began. 
"I find it quite the place, better where I lived." he answered. "What's so bad about Earth, or your country?" Twilight asked again. "Our country is blamed for communism, which I don't see anything wrong with, the Americans have patriotism." Nikolai looked off to the still setting sun. "Americans?" Twilight asked. "Yes, another race of humans, they speak English, the languege that we speak now." he looked back at Twilight. "No, we speak Equestrian, not, 'English'." she disgreed. Nikolai rolled his eyes. "Yes Twilight, you're right, I don't want to argue with you, sorry." he looked away, a satisfied grin spread across Twilight's lips. "No need to worry, I don't want to argue with you either." Twilight nuzzled his waist. Wait...waist?

Nikolai looked over Twilight, indeed her head was reaching his waist, just an inch above the bone thing. 

'Wow, they grow up so fast... *sniff*.' it was Nikolai's second voice that lay in his brain, forever.

'Haven't seen you in a while eh disembodied friend.'

'Give a naem, nao!'

'Okay, how about, Rick?"

'Rick ze Prick?'

'Hah, funny you should say.'

'I'm a fucking comedian!'

'I see.'

'Private Joker?'

'From that Full Metal Jacket film? Nah.'

'Dick?'

'Har har, it fits so perfectly with my personality.'

'Actually it does!'

'Shut up, ya rude boy.'

'Okay, I'll call you, Will.'

'Will?'

'Da, because you have alot of willpower, in my mind though.'

'I haz powerz over yar brein! Whooooou!'

'Uh-huh, whatever Will.'

'Incoming pony twelve o'clock, probably militia.'

'Will, stop it.'

'It's got an AT launcher!'

'Seriously, stop it.'

'Bah, no fun.'

Nikolai came back to reality, him and Twilight had already reached the library door, she was fiddling with the lock. In front of Nikolai, Applejack stood a few inches away from him.

"Howdy pardner!" she tilted her hat.

'I want that hat.'

'Will quit it.'

'Hat!'

'No, bad Will!'

'HaaAat!'

"Hi Applejack, how's it going?" Nikolai respectfully shook her hoof. "Eh, nutin' in particular, jus' hangin' out. Watcha doin'?" Applejack looked over the lock-fiddling Twilight. "Howdy Twi!" 

"Heya Applejack." Twilight continued to fiddle with the lock. "So, where ya'll headin'?" Applejack asked, returning her gaze back to Nikolai. "Actually we were going to bed, we were practicing a few cool tricks and wore us out." Nikolai replied. "Well okay, Ah'll see ya'll in the mornin'! G'night!" with that Applejack trotted off to Sweet Apple Acres. There was a satisfying 'click' noise. 

"Haha! Got the bugger!" Twilight yelled in victory over the lock. The door opened with a quiet creak. Revealing a sleeping dragon in a small bed. They quietly entered and closed the door behind them making less noise as possible. They quietly made their way up the stairs and entered the bedroom, there was only one double bed. Nikolai quizzingly looked Twilight in the eyes, questioning 'are you serious?'. 

"Oh come on, what's the worse that could happen?" she said in a whisper. Nikolai shrugged, too tired of the day to think. Twilight made her way to a wardrobe and opened it, taking out a beautiful, red gleaming transperent dress. Nikolai facepalmed.

'She's just like my girlfriend back on Earth.'

'Eayup.'

Twilight hopped into the bed, quickly burying her body under the sheets. "Come on, take those off and come here." she said in a raised whisper. Nikolai sighed and began to undress. Only leaving a white shirt and a pair of boxers. He lifted a part of the bedsheet and layed down. Resting his head on the pillow. Twilight nuzzled up to him. "Twilight, what the bloo-" he was hushed by Twilight's hoof on his lips. "Just go to sleep." she smiled and closed her eyes, resting her head on Nikolai's chest. 

'Riiiiiiiight.'

'Fucken A.'

Nikolai placed his hand over Twilight's side. Soon, exhaustion took them and they both fell in a bliss of dreams. 

Nikolai was dreaming about a Cup.

And Twilight was dreaming about Cakes.