//------------------------------// // Stampede // Story: Jackass: Equestria // by BurningDownAForest //------------------------------// Stampede "So how much did they charge you?" Rainbow Dash asked as her and her friends exited the hospital. Spike had since then resumed filming, but none of them payed much mind to it. "It's awful, 2,000 fucking bits!" Rarity shouted as the six friends made their way into town. Everypony, including Rainbow Dash was taken back by the sudden outburst. Twilight simply face-hoofed. "Wow, that's umm.. a lot" Fluttershy said, her wounds now healed. Rarity, however, was covered in bandages and had a cast on her right foreleg. "Tell me about it..." "Alright, well girls, let's meet at AJ's farm in about a half an hour. I've already planned our next stunt!" Rainbow Dash said proudly. Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Rarity just got out of the hospital, don't you think we should wait?" She asked, glancing towards her injured friend. "Nope!" Rainbow replied with a smile before flying off. Twilight sighed loudly and continued down the road. "Alright, let's go..." * * * At the specified time, the rest of the elements arrived at Apple Jack's farm. Rainbow Dash quickly noticed and signaled for them to come over. The cyan pegasus was waiting next to a pen with a large herd of cows waiting inside. Her friends obliged, but to their surprise, another pony was standing there as well. "Mac? What in tarnation are you doin' here?" Apple Jack asked, noticing her brother. "He's helping out with the next stunt." Rainbow said smiling widely. "Eyup." Mac said with a blank expression Twilight examined the surroundings and the cows for a moment. "What are we doing here?" The purple unicorn asked, raising an eyebrow. Rainbow Dash glanced towards the cows and then towards Fluttershy. "Fluttershy, you're running camera on this one. Don't fuck it up." She said in a slightly harsh tone. The shy yellow pegasus bowed her head and hid behind her mane. "OK..." she said softly, slightly hurt by her friend's words. Rainbow Dash swiftly spread her wings and flew over to the front of the pen, then motioned for her friends to come over, which they hesitantly obliged to, while Spike gave Fluttershy the camera and showed her how to use it. "Alright, Fluttershy you ready?!" Dash shouted. The pegasus nodded and Dash looked back towards Big Macintosh. "Mac, ready?" "Eyup." With that, Rainbow Dash looked into the camera. "I'm Rainbow Dash," She shouted, quickly glancing devilishly to her friends. "And this is the Stampede Run!" "WHAT?!" Twilight shouted, terrified. Before an explanation could be made, Mac slapped the rear of the nearest cow and the stampede promptly began. As the cows charged, the gate to the pen buckled and was knocked off it's hinges as the deadly group advanced towards Rainbow Dash and her friends. "HOLY SHIT, RUN!" Rainbow Dash shouted. The five friends instantly took off, sprinting away from the rampaging stampede. After a few steps, Rarity instantly fell, due to the nature of her injuries. "Oh no! Nonononononononono! FUCK!" She shouted as the stampede neared her. In an instant, she was swept under the raging hooves of the stampede. After a few minutes of vicious trampling, the white unicorn was spit out of the stampede in a mangled mess. "Oh, my..." Fluttershy said, still filming the event. The yellow pegasus continued filming the rest of her friends, not wanting to upset Dash. Spike quickly rushed to Rarity's side. "Oh my gosh! Rarity, are you OK?!" He asked, terrified. After a few coughs of blood, Rarity opened her eyes. Spike quickly noticed the look of rage embedded in them. "I'm sooooo going to kill that bitch." She said grimly. * * * As the stampede continued, the distance between the ponies and cows soon became shorter. "It's no use, they're too fast!" Applejack said worriedly. "C'mon keep running!" Rainbow Dash said, laughing hysterically. "Dash, this isn't funny! Pinkie is about to die of exhaustion!"Twilight said, glancing over to her pink friend. Pinkie Pie was gasping for air and sweating profusely as her pace slowed. "PINKIE!" Twilight shouted as she fell behind. The pink pony was quickly swept up into the herd of angry cows and tossed around them like a rag-doll. "WHAT IN THE FUCK?!" Applejack shouted, witnessing the horrid sight. "Holy shit!" Rainbow Dash said her mouth agape. At that moment, Twilight tripped on a nearby conveniently-placed rock and was swept up into the stampede as well. "Rainbow, c'mon! This aint' funny anymore!" Applejack shouted over the roar of hooves. "What are you talking about?! This is-" Rainbow replied, quickly noticing the sight before here. Without another word, the rainbow maned pegasus spread her wings and flew up above the stampede. "Why on earth-?" Applejack said, annoyed. She quickly realized that the ground beneath her had disappeared. Looking down, the orange earth pony noticed she had walked right off of a small cliff. As she fell to the grass below, so did all the cows, crushing her one after another. "FLUTTERSHY TURN IT OFF!" Rainbow Screamed. The yellow pegasus was too shocked to hear her words and stared, awestruck at the massive amount of cows piled on top of her friend. Rainbow Dash briskly flew over to her friend and knocked the camera out of her hooves. It landed on the ground with a-