//------------------------------// // Funny thing happened on the way to the Tour Bus... // Story: A Rush of Blood to the Hooves // by LittleBoyBlue //------------------------------// Cheering. That's all they could hear. Absolute, cheering. "Another succesful concert", thought Chris. He and his bandmates then proceeded to take a bow. "Thank You very much Glastonbury!" The crowd cheered more when Chris said that. They then took their leave, making sure to take their pictures and sign their autographs. The band was conversing along the way. "Another good show guys?" Asked Chris. "Uhh....coulda worked on your vocals there Chris." Said a young man with Black hair and a some facial hair. This was Guy, their bassist. "I asked Jonny, not you Guy" "Pshhh." Guy rolled his eyes at Chris. "Gotta agree with Guy here...you WERE a bit flat." Said the man with a light brown beard and a green cap. This was Jonny. ".......Did I say Jonny? I actually said Will." Jonny then proceeded to follow suit with Guy and roll his eyes. "You were beautiful Chris.......I think I'm in love with you...." Said the man who is bald and......well we all know they all have facial hair. This was Will "Will......you KNOW I'm married." The four friends then shared a laugh as they approached the bus. They proceeded on entering the bus. Once they got inside the vehicle however, a bright flash blinded them, and they were all unconscious. ......... And Jonny's hat NEVER came off.