“Pony, griffin, cow, wyrm, hmm,wwyyrrmm, yes, with some of that beast’s blood, I could free myself.” I mused to myself, I mean I got nothing better to do trapped in stone, “Yes, wyrm blood, oh, how rude of me, my name is Alastor Shiromori, or that is my name now, my original name was ironically, Shiro M. Ori, I was a human who was 8 foot 4 inches, my gender was… I cannot remember, but you don’t want to hear about that you want to hear how I got into this mess, don’t you?”
Well, I was going to fan-X 2020 in Utah as a hybrid of Shiromori, from the YouTube Series (the mystery skulls) and Alastor from (Hazbin Hotel). I was wearing a green dress coat with black pin stripes, the bottom edge of which was quite ragged, custom deer track print geta, and a blue-ish green Yukata, but I didn’t have shiromori’s pruning shears, I wandered around looking at shops and other cosplayers, then, I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and there they were, a perfect pair of Shiromori’s shears,
”how much for the shears?”I asked
“Sorry they aren’t for sale, unless, you want to get something else?” The man said, now this guy was committed, he was dressed up with a extremely professional cosplay of the duke from resident evil 8, “Perhaps this” he said as he brought out a perfect replica of Alastor’s cane, from Hazbin Hotel. “If you buy this, I’ll give you the shears for free.” He said, with a large smile, the fat rolls of his cheeks wobbled as he said, “or perhaps you would like something custom-made?” his eyes gleaming
“You know what I do want a custom piece. The craftsmanship of all these things I can see are extremely fine, but How are you at making sword canes?” I said, hoping he would answer.
“My dear Sir, sword canes are one of my many specialties.” he said with a pompous tone,
“In that case I would like you to make this.” I said as I handed him a piece of paper that I had sketched out the way the cane should look on.
“Hmm, shouldn’t be hard, I could have it ready for you in say 15 minutes, you pay me 20 bucks for it.” He said,
“Sounds like a deal to me, it seems to be a reasonable price, see you in 15 minutes then.” I said, before bumming around for about 15 minutes before coming back to his stand.
“Have a nice trip.” He said as he hands me The most exquisitely crafted cane I have ever seen, so exquisite in fact that I did not notice when I began to fall through the floor, next thing I know I’m being turned to stone, and that pretty much brings us to the present time, now, how to get that blood, oh, maybe I can..........Yes, I love shadow manipulation.”I said as I rip one of the wyrm’s wings off through its shadow, as the blood poured on to the stone, the stone began to hiss and crack, then all at once the stone melted like ice
“Now, I think We’ll go and settle down over here?” A maroon stallion said to the mare he was with, but at the site of me he trailed off.
“you do know it’s rude to stare?”I said, as I stretched out a kink in my back, and scratched my nose.
“Who who are you, and What are you doing in Whitetail Woods?” The mare questions,
“Whitetail Woods, hahahaha, that is what you are calling this place?, What a ridiculous name, Darling. This is the second most powerful leyline point on Equis!!!” I said, “What’s your names, my aerial equines?” I ask,
“Windy Whistles, and this big stallion is Bow Hothoof.” Windy answered,
“Well, are you two married?” I ask,
“Yes” Windy answered,
“And once again, like my husband asked, who are you?” Windy asked,
“Alastor, Shiromori The First, The Noble of Blood, as well as The Weeping Wood, which is the name of this forest, by the way, my dears, and The Lady of Everfree, pleased to make your acquaintance, ma’am and sir.” I said, with a bow to both of them.
“Wait, your The Lady of Everfree?“ Windy asks,
“Yes,“ I answered,
“What do you want with us?” Bow asks,
“Well, to answer that question I must have you answer one of my own, namely, do you and Windy have a new born daughter?“ I said,
“Yes” Bow answered,
“Is her name Rainbow Da...” I began to ask before being cut off by windy
“How do you know her name?” Windy demands,
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but to answer your first question, I’m here to offer you my services as a godparent, to your child, if you accept then her and any of her friends will have my help when they’re in trouble, so is it a deal?” I said as the forest around us began to become more lively.
“What is the catch?” Bow asked.
“ I have to admit he’s smarter than he looks.” I mused to myself before answering. “When she is twenty three years old, she’ll have to come live with me for twelve years, ten months, and two weeks, then she can do whatever she wants to do.” I said as a large eleven tailed fox-like forest spirit came to me, and I began to scratch at its orange-ish bark-like hide, much to its appreciation, as its tails all began to wag. “Your answer?” I asked, now sitting so I could scratch behind my pet’s ears.
“I suppose that’s reasonable. Is that the only catch, or is there something else?” Windy said, as a feral nirik walked by her, and Bow.
“Well,there is one more thing, but that’s something to be discussed with your daughter, and not you.” I said, rather bluntly, as my pet walks away from us. “So am I her godparent or not, darlings?” I asked, once again, as the forest quieted so I could hear the answer.
“Okay, you can be the godparent, on one condition, if eitherof us is in trouble, you must come and help us. This is the one and only condition is this acceptable? they said,
“I have to admit you two are smart, and that’s an acceptable condition darling. So care to seal it with a handshake?” I said as I extended my hand.
“That is acceptable.” Bow said as he shakes my hand.
”You won’t regret this.”I said, as the forest came back to life around us.
After seeing them on their way I sat and began to attend to my Domain.