EqG Tales: G.L.O.W. Edition

by Brian Sheil


22. A Big Snow Battle

Winter comes to Canterlot City. Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, and Rainbow Dash enjoy their time in the snow. Along with an unexpected guest, Limestone Pie.
“Having fun, you guys?” Limestone asked.
“We sure are.” Twilight replied. “Thanks for letting us come over.”
“Well, any friends of my sister, Pinkie, are friends of mine.”
Sunset watches Rainbow finish putting together a snowman.
“I didn’t know you can make something this nice.” Sunset realized.
“There’s more to me than just a sports girl, you know.” Dash said.
Twilight and Limestone came over to look at the snowman.
“Basic,” Twilight informed, “but very good.”
“I agree.” Limestone added. “Pinkie would probably add some of her confetti to give it more color.”
Suddenly, a snowball struck Sunset. She got mad, and turned to see who it was. The girls all saw a Latin girl with thick black hair, and wearing a camo style jacket over a black shirt. This woman has on camo pants and black boots.
“Habana!” Limestone said, recognizing the intruder. “What are you doing here?”
“Hola to you too, Limestone Pie.” Habana replied smugly. “How about a little snowball fight?”
Twilight and her friends are a little uneasy about the situation.
“Better be careful.” Dash warned. “This Cuban assassin is full of tricks.”
“Don’t worry, Rainbow Dash.” Limestone assures. “I can handle her.”
Habana gave an evil look. “But, can you handle this?”
She snapped her fingers, and two more brutal women came along. They both have Mohawk style haircuts.
One girl has a blond Mohawk, wears a yellow winter coat over a marigold shirt. She has on blue jeans and black boots.
The other girl has a Mohawk colored like the stripes of a skunk’s tail. Wears black and white stripes everywhere. Her winter coat, her shirt, and pants all have this color scheme. She has black boots on too.
“Stinky and Sneaky?” Twilight gulped.
“That’s right.” Habana replied cruelty. “I decided to bring out a small army.”
“Then we’ll be an army too.” Sunset announced. “We’ll fight by Limestone’s side.”
Seeing Twilight, Sunset, and Dash standing with her, Limestone felt relieved. “Well. Thanks, guys.”
Habana and her partners raised their snowballs in the air as she gives an order. “Attack!”
They threw their balls. But, the girls avoided the onslaught, and went behind a big tree. Inside the house, Pinkie slipped on her coat as her father, Igneous Rock Pie, cane in.
“Pinkie,” The father said with a worried look on his face, “Limestone and your friends are in a snowball battle.”
“They are?” Pinkie wondered. “Who’s fighting them? The Dazzlings?”
“Worse. They are battling the trio of Stinky, Sneaky, and Habana.”
Pinkie soon got upset. “Nobody hurts my sister or my friends. I’ll show Habana my kind of warfare!”
Pinkie rushes out to help her friends. Meanwhile, as the battle continues, Twilight and company were holding their own.
“Keep going, troops!” Limestone ordered. “We got them covered.”
Suddenly, Sneaky, the girl with the blond Mohawk, snuck up and splatted Rainbow and Sunset with snow before heading back to her side.
“Man!” Dash shouted. “That’s was a dirty trick!”
“Speaking of dirty,” Stinky said with a snowball in hand, “try this on for size!”
She throws the snowball, and hit Limestone. Then, she notices something wrong.
“Ew!” Limestone yelled, holding her nose. “What stinks so bad.”
Twilight realized what happened. “Stinky must’ve laced that snowball with her stench.”
Habana called out to her competition. “Do you girls surrender?”
The girls were overwhelmed by Habana’s strategy and her crew. Then, Limestone called out to them. “You and your pals overlook one thing, Habana.”
“What’s that, you little cucaracha?”
The eldest Pie sister called out her answer. “My party hardy sister!”
Pinkie shows up with one of her party cannons. “Fire in the hole!”
Pinkie fired a giant snowball, and hit all three bad girls. Twilight and friends cheered for the party girl.
“Well done, sis!” Limestone praised.
Recovering, the three brutes wondered about their next move.
“What’ll we do now, Habana?” Sneaky asked.
Habana gave her and Stinky her answer. “Retreat!”
The brutes took off, running away from the Pie house.
After the smoke cleared, Twilight, Sunset, Dash, Limestone, and Pinkie feel relieved.
“Let’s go inside for some hot chocolate.” Limestone suggested.
“Good idea.” Sunset agreed. “I’m all worn out.”
Pinkie followed the group. “Right behind you. Besides, I need to wipe my cannon dry. Don’t want it to rust.”