EqG Tales: G.L.O.W. Edition

by Brian Sheil


14. Leaving a BAD Mark

In her office, Principal Celestia talked to Twilight Sparkle and her friends. There was some nasty graffiti painted on the school a few days ago. High pressure washers wiped most of that spray paint away. The Rainbooms helped wash the rest of it away.
"Thank you for your help in washing that paint off our school." Celestia praised.
"You're welcome, Principal Celestia." Twilight replied gratefully. "Who would tag our school like this?"
Sunset Shimmer got a little worried. I hope I don't get blamed for this. I wouldn't tag our school. "Do you suppose that the street artist, Flanky, would do something like this?"
"Not likely." Vice Principal Luna answered as she came in to the office. "Photo Finish took this picture after the tag was done. I don't think the mysterious Flanky would do this."
The girls looked at the photograph. The graffiti contains a glittery silver 'H', a deep blue 'V', and a black 'and' symbol (&) between the letters. There's also a red rose painted underneath.
"Hmmm. H & V." Rainbow said, figuring out this graffiti. "This looks like the work of those street girls from California: Hollywood and Vine."
Everybody gasped at Rainbow Dash's deduction.
"Of course." Luna said, getting upset. "Only those two punks would desecrate our school like that!"
"And, they aren't alone." Applejack said.
"What do you mean, Applejack?" Pinkie wondered.
"By the look of this rose in this picture, I'd say Hollywood brought along her cousin from New York City: Broadway Rose."
"Broadway Rose?" Rarity gasped. "That young lady has got a sour disposition indeed."
Celestia was amazed at the girls' answer to this situation. "If Hollywood, Vine, and Broadway Rose are involved, they might try again."
"And, when they try, we'll be ready." Twilight announced.
Everybody was shocked to hear that. Later, after school was over for the weekend, Twilight and her friends are stationed behind bushes, looking at the school.
"Are you sure about this, Twilight?" Fluttershy wondered nervously.
"Yes, I am." Twilight answered with confidence. "When those three learned that their masterpiece was erased, they'll come back to try again."
"And, when they do," Applejack added, holding some rope she brought, "we'll be ready."
Just then, they saw three creepy looking women sneak to the school bringing some paint spray cans with them. One has straight frizzed up light brown hair, and wears a black shredded leotard and black shoes. This woman was Hollywood. Another of the girls has frizzy black hair with blue streaks in it, and is wearing a blue tattered leotard and black shoes. She is Hollywood's partner in wrestling, Vine.
The third lady has frizzy bown hair. She wears a tattered purple leotard and red shoes. She's Hollywood's cousin, Broadway Rose. Just as Hollywood picked up a spray can, a lasso came and yanked the can from her hand. The three street punks turned, and saw Twilight and company.
"Hey!" Hollywood shouted. "What's the big idea?!"
"You're not going to tag our school, Hollywood!" Sunset announced. "You and your cohorts are finished."
"So, you figured it out. Huh?" Vine said. "We learned that our work got washed away."
Hollywood stood next to Vine. "So, we came back to renew our masterpiece."
"You mean DISASTERpiece!" Pinkie said angrily.
"That's your opinion, sweetheart." Vine added.
"I'm impressed that you tagged along, Rose." Rainbow said.
"What can I tell ya?" Broadway Rose replied. "Hollywood and I are family."
Then, sirens can be heard coming to the school. Hollywood, Vine, and Broadway Rose got worried.
"Uh oh." Rose blurted. "It's the cops. Let's beat it!"
Leaving their spray cans behind, the three punks made a run for it. Only to be lassoed by Applejack. Soon, she tied them to a telephone pole.
"That ought to hold ya." Applejack informed. "Until the police show up."
Ten minutes later, the three mean girls were handcuffed, and put into the squad cars. Meanwhile, the Rainbooms went home, knowing that they were a big help.
"Well," Sunset stated, "looks like Aunt Kitty will be busy bailing those creeps out."
The girls had a good laugh as they head for home.


Classic joke from GLOW

HOLLYWOOD: David McLane is like a lonely deer.
VINE: Yeah. He'll do anything for a buck.