//------------------------------// // Chapter 2: New pony and Pinkie Pie gets surprised. // Story: W✌︎IT W👇T❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ 👇✌︎🚩PE☠︎✋︎☠︎👆? // by Nightmare_Me //------------------------------// Twilights view "Argh" I said "I have bine searching for hours and I am out of bits, my hoves hurt and I am at the Canterlot river. Could this get better or something". And then a boat came floating down the river and stopped at the shore the pony on board said"Twilight Sparkle I heard that you need to travel to Ponyvile. Am I right?" asked the unicorn in the cloak. "How did you know?" I asked Twilight him. "All you need to know is that I know things." said the unicorn in the cloak. "Now do you want a ride or not?" "ok, how many bits?" I asked. "Free if you help introduce me to ponyvile since I will be living in a shack next to the river"the unicorn in the cloak replied "ok deal" I said. "ok, now let's go" chuckled the unicorn in the cloak "By the way call me Gaster" On the way, we talked about Ponyvile but it seemed like Gaster knew a lot more than he seemed like he was a very smart pony. But I decided not to ask him because it seemed rude to ask him his secrets right away. Then suddenly he said "by the way I request 2 things from you. One, don't tell the princesses that I am here. Two, tell the princess an invasion is coming and tell her that told you that."." Can I trust you?" he asked "Ok, I replied. I am happy to help you" I replied. "Thank ✡︎⚐♰1" said Gaster "Um...What was that? I think heard a little of screeching"I asked "Oh nothing, it was my...dry throat" replied Gaster hastily. "Are you sure, I-"I started to ask Gaster. But then Gaster said" Oh look we are now at the Ponyvile/Everfree forest". "Now let's go and introduce myself to Ponyvile." When Gaster and I got into ponyvile I knew pinky was probably rushing towards the new pony. But when Pinkey was about to crash into him he backflipped over Pinky and landed on his hoves. Plus he used his magic to stop pinky from running off into the distance. But then he said"Pinky never run that fast ever again because you have a 99.68564 percent chance that you will break the fourth wall2" "Okey, Dokie Gaster," said Pinky giggling while running away. "Um...do you two know each other?" I asked. "Let's just say the same thing as before, I know things." replied Gaster." now it is very late so I will return to my shack and sleep, you can show me the other ponies another time." "Bye" I said. "Bye," said Gaster as he teleported away. Back to Gasters view When I got back to my shack instead of sleeping I started training making my attacks stronger than making a checklist. My checklist was 1.get revenge on Celestia and Luna. 2.free discord 3.make a token. 4.meet the rest of ponyvile. 5. gain the rest of the mane 6's trust. 6. Do lots and lots of experiments. But there was a thing nagging me. Twilight had a "boss mob soul3"."oh well, I will ask her next time why she possesses a lot of power.".Then I teleported to the royal garden to free discord. When I got to the royal gardens I used my magic to manipulate "the void" and "the code" to free him. Then discord made a stone duplicate of himself and put it on the stone pedestal to make sure Celestia would not notice. Then we teleported back to my shack as the sun rose over the hills. Then I put on my cloak made my body into a pony shape and went to ponyvile because I wanted to see the rest of ponyvile. When I arrived I saw the streets were empty not even a pony in sight.*G@$TeR Breaking the four wall!*"hi, author" I said. "WHAT THE $^#% ARE YOU DOING?!?!" yelled the author."YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK" yelled the author again. "I just wanted to give you a heads up! I know pinky pie is making a surprise party and I will make sure you can't tell her so say goodbye to your talking to characters privileges. Plus keep on writing and I will give them back after the surprise, ok?"The author nodded."Good now see you soon author"*G@$TeR Is going back to Equestia*"Now let's surprise the surprise mare" I thought. So then I teleported into Sugercube corner without anyone noticing making my voice using magic and asked quietly "By the way can Pinkie Pie get surprised?" "I don't think so." whispered a random pony."Her Pinkie sense will tell her if something will happen." "So if her Pinkie sense will tell her if anything will happen...Did her Pinkie sense tell her that I will do this?" I whispered. "Do what?" a pony asked. "This," I told the pony."SURPRISE!!!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"scremed all of the ponys. When they stopped screening I asked Pinkie Pie "Did I surprise you?" "Yes," she said."Yes you did." And on the other side of the room, there was a pony whose eye was twitching, that ponys mind was blown and said" You surprised Pinkie Pie.....B-B-B-B-But what about her Pinkie sense.....W-W-W-What about......W-W-W-What about....W-W-W-What happened to l-l-l-l-logic?....W-W-What about Science?......." said Twilight. *D:/Users/Twilight/System/Logs/Report: User Twilight's Logic, Science, And all other programs have crashed, The User Twilight/Twilightsystem.exe is not responding, Please reboot the system. Thanks for your corporation." said Twilights brain. "I think Twilight.exe crashed," I told Everyone."Also here is your speech back." I said to the author and used my magic to do it."Now fellow reality breaker please introduce me to your friends." I asked Pinkie Pie. "Did Ah' hear the term"Reality Braker" right?" asked the green-eyed pony. "yes, yes I did now, names?" I asked "of course darling," said a marshmallow colored pony."My name is Rarity and I am a very fabulous fashion designer." "Ma names applejack" said Applejack. "My name is Rainbow Dash the fastest flyer in Equestia!" said Rainbow Dash "M-M-M-M-M-My name is Fluttershy"said Fluttershy "Do you mind if I come to your house later on, I would like to see your animals today" I asked Fluttershy "How did you hear her?" asked the little dragon. "I had lots of practice listening to little voices when I bring ponys to their destinations" I told him. "Now, lets party!" I said as we started partying. 5 HOURS LATER "Bye, Pinkie Pies friend see you another day!" I called to them as I walked to my shack. "Ah, you had fun," asked Discord "Yes, yes I did and I was very interesting" I told Discord."Now the thing that will make it even more interesting is for you to teach me some shadow magic as you were star swirl before you became Discord". "Of course I will teach you but first...How did you crash twilight?!? I even thought I was impossible!" said Discord being loud. "A great magician never reveals his secrets," I said."Now let's start my training".