Where Did You Find a Shopping Cart?
"OK Spike, is it working?" Twilight asked.
The small purple dragon fumbled with the camera for a moment before finally seeing a small record symbol at the top right of the view finder.
"Uhhh, I think so." He replied, aiming it towards Twilight.
She quickly glanced into the lens and held a stern expression.
"For the record. I am not OK with any of this." She said.
A few seconds later, Rainbow Dash appeared over the hill, pulling a large metal box with wheels.
"Rainbow, what in tarnation is that?" Applejack asked.
"It's a shopping cart, they use it on the show all the time!" Dash said proudly.
"Where did you find a shopping cart?" Rarity asked puzzled.
"Nevermind that." Dash said, glancing towards Spike. "Yo, Spike. You get that shit workin'?" She asked in her toughest voice possible.
Twilight facehoofed and Spike replied with a claws up.
"Alright well, who wants to do the first stunt?" the pegasus asked, turning to the rest of her friends.
After a few moments of nopony responding, Dash grinned wickedly.
"No snout goes!" She shouted, quickly touching her hoof to her snout.
All of her friends immediately reacted by shoving their hooves on their noses. All except for one.
"Looks like you're up, Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash said with a laugh.
"Oh my..." the yellow pegasus replied as soft as possible.
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After a few moments, Dash had secured the trembling yellow pegasus into the shopping cart.
"Uhm, I don't feel to safe about this." She said quietly.
"It'll be fine." Dash said pointing a hoof to the camera. "Alright, now do that introduction I told you about."
The cyan pegasus quickly moved out of the shot as Fluttershy hid behind her mane.
"Um, I'm Fluttershy, and uhm. this is the Shopping Cart Hill Ride." She said quietly.
Rainbow Dash quickly flew at full speed and launched her hooves into the bar of the shopping cart. It made no movement besides flipping over and smashing the pegasus underneath. Her friends instantly gasped as the yellow pony screamed in pain.
"Spike shut it off." Dash shouted, reaching for the device as her friends went to help the crying pegasus.
Fluttershy sat to the side and held an angry expression, a bandage covered most of her head.
"OK, well then." Rainbow Dash said, pointing at her the newest stuntpony. "You're on."
She quickly jumped out of the shot.
"I'm Rarity and this is the Shopping Cart-"
Before the white unicorn could finish, Dash shoved the cart harshly and it flew down the hill at top speed.
"Spike, give me that!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she grabbed the camera from the purple.
Before he could say anything, Dash flew away in pursuit of the cart.
"We should follow them shouldn't we?" Spike asked, turning towards Twilight.
"Yep." She replied.
The shopping cart darted through town at maximum speeds, crashing through various signs and decorations out side of shops.
"Rainbow Dash, you get me out of this contraption THIS INSTANT!" Rarity screamed.
The rainbow maned pegasus simply chuckled and continued to film her as she traveled through the town.
"LYRA!" The white unicorn shouted as she neared a light green unicorn.
In an instant the unicorn was run over by the cart and left lying in the road.
"Holy shit!" Rainbow shouted after the cart had run over Lyra.
Twilight arrived a few moments later at the scene and saw Lyra looking very unamused and lying on the ground.
"Did Rarity and Rainbow Dash just come through here?" the purple unicorn replied.
Lyra simply nodded and limped away. A few seconds later a loud shriek was heard form the other side of town.
"Oh no..." Twilight said as she continued sprinting towards the scream.
"That was gold!" Rainbow Dash said as she neared the crash sight.
Rarity had smacked into the side of Town Hall, breaking one of the windows and bending the cart so that she was trapped inside.
"Rainbow Dash!" The furious unicorn screamed as she tried to get out of the shopping cart.
After a few moments the unicorn squeezed her way out of the cart and fell on the floor. She was covered in bruises and cuts that were bleeding, staining her white coat. A single shard of glass was sticking out of her midsection. As Twilight and the others rounded the corner, they saw the gruesome sight and ran towards her quickly.
"Rainbow, wah didn't you help her?!" Applejack asked angrily.
The cyan pegasus aimed the camera towards her friends.
"I was filming!"
"Rainbow, you're such a fucking dick, you know that?!" Rarity screamed.
Everypony in the group instantly stared in awe at what she had just said. The white unicorn blushed profusely and laughed nervously.
"Oh, terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me." She said.