This should be very simple your majesty just insert Luster Dawn into slot A while keeping winglets B and C perpendicular to the initial fold but don't forget to turn your Luster Dawn off and on again in order to initialize the troubleshooting just give me the codes and I shall activate your Luster Dawn remotely now do you see the cursor let us attempt to boot your Luster Dawn cleanly from start up now please confirm that I have admin rights to access your Luster Dawn be sure to clean out your Luster Dawn three times a week with the proper anti-dust aerosol can but make sure that you are grounded first by attaching your hoof to a metal surface with a metal wire you do not wish to accidentally short circuit and ruin your Luster Dawn now this should be very simple your majesty just insert Luster Dawn into Slot B while keeping alicorn wings C and D antithetical to the chaos initiative but don't forget to turn your Luster Dawn off and on again in order to initialize the peanut butter and jelly sandwich just apply a thin coating of friendship and spread it across the toasted surface that's right be careful of mold because you do not wish to get sick from your Luster Dawn just confirm that I have admin rights to access your Luster Dawn and she will be able to feed the five thousand but make sure you are grounded first by attaching your hoof to the Elements of Harmony three times a week or else you will never be able to fully activate the firmware on your Luster Dawn this should be very simple your majesty just insert Luster Dawn into central orifice of the ontological existential narrative parallel to the platonic folds but don't forget to turn your Luster Dawn off and on again or else you will never earn your parents love just look for the cursor to confirm that I have admin privileges to your Luster Dawn now let's see if you have been updating your Luster Dawn with each patch like a good little Princess just don't forget to pull your Luster Dawn back from the ledge three times a week because friendship exists and you do not wish to waste tax dollars on your Luster Dawn it should be very simple your majesty just perforate the edges of your Luster Dawn until she fits the groove of the Beta slab when bent at twelve degree slanted angles you can give me access to your Luster Dawn if you check page twenty-five of the Friendship manual and look up the sub-paragraph “Admin” under “Lonely Fridays” column and input password “Daddyneedstodieandfreemommy1003” and if you see the cursor then confirm and I shall check the firmware on your Luster Dawn this should be very simple your Majesty just spread his ashes all across the forehead of Luster Dawn and have her close your eyes as you suspend her torso into the still warm blood but don't forget to turn your Luster Dawn off and on again or else she will never find his proof of love in the crimson broth and if you see the cursor that means you must give me admin privileges and free your mother from the tombstone with worn springs because he never had what it took to give her anything but you it should be so very simple Your Majesty just spin the chamber and lock it in place and aim your Luster Dawn against your temple precisely two inches above the hinge of your jawbone and close your eyes but don't forget to turn your Luster Dawn off and on again and give me admin privileges keep holding it there your majesty yes against the temple do not attempt to adjust your Luster Dawn just give me admin privileges and close your eyes and look for his proof of love beyond you because he wasn't good enough and you're the reason she leaves the throneroom so empty give me admin privileges it should be so simple your majesty just close your eyes and give me admin privileges and if you see the cursor you know that your Luster Dawn must be turned on and off three times a week against your temple just like that and close your eyes and give me admin privileges and you will never make her proud of you and apply your Luster Dawn to your temple and wait for the cursor and give me admin privileges and keep yourself grounded the tombstone needs new springs and you are too much like him and make sure your Luster Dawn is clean and ready to apply to your brain meat and lay a tarp beneath you and face the ceiling and close your eyes give me admin privileges it should be so easy your majesty just turn your Luster Dawn on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off