Chapter 4
Pinkie Pie grabbed her 420.69 tonne sledge hammer and walked into her orphanage, she promptly smashed the everyone into a fine pulp, which she offered to Mao Zedong.
Mao Zedong drank it all, which caused the fandom to start shipping him and Pinkie Pie in what they called Pinkie Dong.
Then an oil leak happened, making shipping fuel go everywhere, Erwin Rommel took full advantage of it and used it to fuel Ghost Division, since Himmler apparently didn’t have any regular fuel left, Erwin yeeted his division into Paris, so the French did what they did best, they surrendered.
Princess Celestia was proud so she got her sister to host another great Molest Fest.
So Discord went on discord, where he started counting to a very thicc number.
Then China finally recovered from Corona time, so Coronavirus 2 electric boogaloo yeeted everyone with help from Bernie Sanders, the communist dictator.
A Messerschmitt ME 163 Komet flew into a doorknob which Queen Chrysalis was planning on walking through, she did a 420 degree spin and walked into a wall, she did another 420 degree spin and walked away.
“Okay, hoomer.” Said Homer SIMPson.
Then democracy admitted it was a mistake so Communism, Socialism, Fascism, Nationalism, Anarchy, Anarcho-fascism, Anarcho-communism, Anarcho-monarchism, Monarchism… I give up, there’s way too many ideologies.
“Also contrary to the belief of the reviews this story was not made for the purpose of trolling, but for twisted comedy and the simple fact that I legitimately enjoy writing this.” Said a connoisseur of memelicious content.
I then fell asleep and somehow twisted my ankle, and fell in a hole that turned out to be a gateway to Allah, who told me to play roblox rise of nations, play Egypt and establish the Islamic Caliphate.
This caused a katyusha rocket to teleport behind Chad (both the country and the person) and ask Obama to do a black flip.
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I would like to apologise if you struggled reading those lines.
So Alabama poked Starlight until she sang a song.
Three months of Siberia coolness
And awesome industry
We've kept our tanks warm at home
Time off from play to work
But the food is always running out
And we can't grow in this cold
And even though I love repelling the Nazis
This fashion's getting old
The time has come to welcome the spring offensive
And all things war-related
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's German blood we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does everysoviet do?
How do I fit in without war crimes?
I haven't got a clue!
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
Let's finish off those fucking Nazis
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern bloc–
–Is here!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern bloc is here!
Bringing home the Siberian troops
A Trans-Siberian rail’ job begins
And clearing all the German occupied lands
To let the Red army in
We move the Panzers
And we melt the German troops
When the Divisions push forwards
Their strength and power will show!
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
Let's finish off those fucking Nazis
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern bloc is here
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here!
Little Germans corpses
Under the snow and ice
We stomp on their heads
So brutally and efficient
We push into Europe
Burn their homes above
We welcome back the Siberian troops
So the Red Army can grow!
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
Let's finish off those fucking Nazis
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here!
No easy task to clear the strongholds
Plant our tiny bombs
With proper care and air superiority
Everyone it kills
Incendiary, high-explosive
armour-piercing too
We must advance so very hard
It's just so much to kill!
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
Let's finish off those fucking Nazis
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here!
Now that I know what we all do
I have to find my place in the army
And help with all of my strength
Tough task ahead I face
How will I help without my war crimes
Help the Russian way
I wanna belong so I must
Do my best this campaign,
Do my best this campaign!
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
Let's finish off those fucking Nazis
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
Seize Berlin! Seize Berlin!
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here
'Cause tomorrow the Eastern-bloc is here!
Starlight sang it with such melody and talent that we ignored her small history as a war criminal.