//------------------------------// // Wait, What?! // Story: Seth Disarmonia and the Universe Hopping Princess // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// Chapter 1: Wait, What?! I was in the library, reading a book when I heard a loud bang come from downstairs. I rush down to Twilight’s laboratory to see what happened. “I heard a loud noise what happened? Are you okay?” I ask as I descend the stairs. Twi comes up to me coughing and covered with ash. “I’m fine.” She manages to say. “Just added a little too much of something.” “You’ve seem to be working down here a lot recently. What are you doing?” “Oh a whole bunch of experiments that seemed to have piled up on me.” “Maybe you should take a break.” “A break! Taking breaks is what gave me this work load! But, speaking of breaks don’t you have lunch with Rainbow?” “Oh crap! I’m going to be late.” I shout looking at a nearby clock before running up the stairs and out of the library. I met up with Rainbow at Some Sandwich Shop, no I’m not being rude that’s really what it was called, sat down with her and said, “I’m sorry I’m late. I lost track of time and...” “You can teleport.” Rainbow pointed out. “Sorry.” I say lowering my head. “Don’t worry Seth. I’m just messing with you. Besides I’m sure many unicorns who could have probably forgotten at more important times.” She said with a chuckle. “Yeah, you’re probably right.” So, we got our food, her’s a HBLT, mine a hayburger. We split an order of fries. While we were eating Pinkie saw us while bouncing by and popped up next to our table. “Hey guys.” She chirped. “Hey Pinkie.” We both responded. “How are you two doing?” “Good.” Rainbow said. “I’ve almost nailed the new trick I’ve been working on.” “As for me I guess I’m good. Can’t say the same for Twilight though.” I mutter. “What’s wrong with Twilight?” Pinkie asks with concern in her eyes. “Oh, nothing’s wrong she just seems really stressed today.” “Awww, poor Twilight. We should do something. *Gasp* Ooo, that’s a good idea! I’ll go get the others and we’ll met at the library later.” She then rushes off leaving a cloud of dust where she was. “Wait, did I miss something? What was her idea?” I ask. Rainbow just shrugged. ______________________________________________________________________________ “So, wait are Diamond Dogs really seen like this by the Equestrian populus? Huh, I guess my speech against Inferno was inaccurate.” I say to myself before I close the book and put it back under “E”. Twi walks up from her lab as the front door bursts open and a pink blur rushes by me and stops right in front of Twilight. “Hi Twilight!” Pinkie said. “Oh, uhhh... Hey Pinkie Pie. Do you need something?” Twilight asked the energetic mare. “Well you see Sethy here told me of how you’ve been working yourself rampant and how stressed you are so I thought to get all the girls and we’re going to have a big surprise slumber party for you. Oh, I almost forgot. Surprise!” Twi was silent as the others walked though the door she then slowly started to smile and said, “You know what that actually sounds really fun and I have finally caught up with my work. So okay.” “Great now I assume that you have to kick out Spike and I.” I said. “What? I heard my name.” Spike said walking in from the kitchen. “Why do we have to kick you out?” Rainbow asked. “Well, this is a slumber party darling and you don’t know what these two could be thinking. You know six defenseless mares unconscious on the floor, where a big and strong stallion can take full advan...” Rarity said while sounding a little more excited with each word she said, but she then stopped when she noticed all of us staring at her. Rarity’s face then turned redder than any of Applejack’s barns. Rainbow raised an eyebrow and said, “Well, Seth is the only Stallion here. Something that you want to tell me Rarity? Thinking about my boyfriend in your spare time?” “Well, um... I uhhh...” Rainbow then just started laughing and eventually the rest of us, even Rarity, joined in. Well, except for Pinkie and Spike who didn’t seem to understand what Rarity was talking about. “So you’re going to be okay without me?” Rainbow asked me. “Of course. I was going to ask the same thing to you.” I responded with a smirk. “Why would I be? I mean you’re the one who’s been holding onto me every night even since I told you about Slendermare.” Then the other started to chuckled a bit. “W-Well shouldn’t a guy cuddle with his girlfriend? Besides the only reason that story freaked me out was because the next day Twilight sent me into the Everfree Forest to get some plants from Zecora, by myself, in the fog. You would be a little scared too.” Rainbow just smirked and gave me a small nudge. We both then said our good byes. Which was basically us hugging, giving each other a nice long kiss and then a few seconds of us longingly looking into each other’s eyes. A nice sweet moment that was obviously not awkward at all for any of the five single mares in the room, and especially not with that whole thing Rarity said a few minutes ago. ______________________________________________________________________________ So, Spike and I went to the cloud house, I of course cast the cloud walking spell on him. “So where do I sleep? On the couch?” Spike asked. “We have a guest room actually. Besides Tank normally sleeps on the couch and he does not give it up easy. Right Tank?” Tank poked his head out his shell and slowly nodded. “So what do you want to do?” Spike asked. “Well, It’s up to you. We can play a board game, I have some comics we can read, I could teach you how to play Science: The Hunting.” I suggest. “You play Science?” “Yeah.” “NNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!” “Oh shut up! Rainbow likes that about me and at the end of the day I’m the one with the hot athletic chick.” “Wait girls like nerdy guys? Because being a bookworm hasn’t help Twilight with dating.” “Wait Twilight’s dated before? That’s kinda hard for me to picture.” “Well she hasn’t really. That's the point.” We were silent for a few seconds before I said, “Do you want to see Rainbow’s Wonderbolts collection? There’s some funny and strange products they slapped there logo on in there.” “Hmmmm.... Okay that sound like it could be fun.” ______________________________________________________________________________ So, I wake up the next morning to make breakfast, but when I walked into the kitchen I saw a large light blue orb floating in the middle of it. “What in all of Equestria is that thing?!” I shout. “Huh, What are you...” Spike began to say before seeing what I was talking about. Suddenly, the orb disappeared to be replaced by an orange mare with a mostly red mane with some pink streaks. I saw that her eyes were green and her cutie mark was of a sage’s staff, but there was one small detail about her that stood out. She was a bucking Alicorn! “The hay?” I said. “Who are? How are? Why are?” Spike babbled. “Where are the Wielders of the Elements? I need there help!” The mare said. “Uhhh... Who are you? What are you doing in my kitchen? And oh yeah, Why are you an Alicorn?” I asked her. “You don’t know who I am?” “No, do you know who I am?” “No, but I know Spike there.” “I don’t know you.” Spike said. “But, It’s me, Princess Filia Solis. The daughter of Princess Celestia.” Spike and I look and each other, then back at the mare and in unison shout, “Wait, what?!”