The Strongest Swordmaster

by CaioCoia


Boast Buster Finally - Part 2. (Non Edited)

Twilight Pov:

Alright, that's it, every time Ryujin says he is going to leave, follow him and don't look back, or if he makes a scandal it means something awful is going to happen so better close my eyes and my ears at the future.

Why, I mean, How? How Melchior did such disgusting thing and made all the ponies look traumatized, he is a prince, doing something scandalous like that would be awful and would make a bad mark on his name, I'm sure Princess Celestia wouldn't do something so traumatizing like that.

Thinking about that, Princess Celestia the princess of the sun, Princess Luna the princess of the Moon, Melchior acted so terribly and traumatizing many ponies would have nightmares from now on...

Then something came inside my mind:

"This is the true Melchior, while he acts as noble and a good guy some times, he cannot change his bad behavior sometimes like he actually is the Lord of Nightmares, even stronger than what you could say the entity of Chaos and the Nightmares at the same time" The words of Ryujin was stuck inside of my mind. Melchior is the Prince of Nightmares? Why I forgot about this crucial information? Like, thinking about that, doesn't him doing what he was supposed to do? Like, make many ponies have some sort of nightmare?

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, I MEAN, IT DOES, BUT WHY MELCHIOR WOULD DO SOMETHING SO CRUEL LIKE THAT?

"ahh." Then I heard in my side, the girls bringing to me Fluttershy who was still unconscious, she must have been in shock, from such terrible thing happening to a friend. But thankfully she didn't watch the rest... Wait a minute, she didn't watch the rest of the acting... Did he act so much shocking in the first moment for her to get knocked out just for the rest of us suffer from nightmares? Hm... so many possibilities.

"...light..."Then a muffled voice snapped my thoughts. "Twilight."

It was Applejack who was waving in my face, trying to snap me out.

"Girl, ah have to say, this Melchior fella indeed made that artist have a show. Ah almost feeling sorry for her." Applejack appointed to the mare who was sleeping on her vomit, Rarity was being carried by Rainbow Dash who was still mute because of Melchior's magic, while I could see Pinkie Pie still pallid after everything.

I have so many theories... but I need to confirm something.

"Pinkie..." I didn't ever imagine I would try that.

"Yeah?" She asked me while she felt weak and pallid.

"I remember you caught exactly the situation on the tower of the battle against Nightmare Moon happened, you got right of Ryujin was fighting, do you have any idea of why Melchior did that?" I asked because I think my own answers relay to somepony I can trust and doesn't think the same way as me.

"Oh, you sneaky bastard." I heard Pinkie Pie suddenly saying that in a weird accent, making me look at her awkwardly.

"Excuse me?" I was offended by what she said.

"Just a reference, nothing you would understand. Wait a sec..." Then I saw Pinkie Pie, looking weirdly at me but doesn't look at me. It was strange.

Alright, you heard the mare, I want you to explain what the heck me and everypony just saw...Hm... Alright... Gotcha.

Then Pinkie Pie blinked at me.

"It seems his energy power was running out so he must create a nightmare realm, so he is making deals around Ponyville to make him stronger, so if he proceeds to create a Nightmare realm, he could create even more items for deals and helps everypony at the future." I don't know how Pinkie Pie does that, but I can now think better about the information she gave me.

"Thank you Pinkie Pie, now it seems the pieces are working together, girls, let's go to the Library, Spike and Ryujin must be there trying to forget what they saw, we should do the same." While I don't have internet, I think Pinkie Pie would be the best way for me to find information without breaking my mind... I hope so...

I still can't wait for Pinkie Sense episode. Alright, I need to fix this 4th wall or somepony would be grumpy pants about it... ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, IT'S DONE.
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Ryujin Pov:

That was fucked up, Melchior really messed up this time. I will have a good conversation with aunty Lunes, she needs to make Melchior grounded urgently. And maybe I should ask for her a good therapist because we must need someone.

Melchior really decided to pull up Bill Cipher this time. Because I don't know if anypony other than Snips and Snail are going to have good dreams after today. Especially, Trixie, I think we will not have Ursa Minor attacking Ponyville today, but changing the episode like that wouldn't make problems in the future? I remember every time when someone tries to change the course of the time would just get bit on the but hard...

Maybe, just to make sure the flux of the episode works again, I should wake up the Ursa Minor... Nah, I don't want to have the blame on destroying the city.

"Ryujin." Then I finally remembered Spike was talking to me until I started having a monologue. "You are doing it again. What are your thoughts?"

"Do you have a sensation of something that should have happened and when it didn't happen you have a bad feeling?" I have to be honest, I don't like the idea of not waking the Ursa Minor up, but don't have it waking up, would make serious changes at the future, and I have a bad feeling about that.

"At the moment we met Snips and Snails today, I think if we just went on Sugarcube Corner, we wouldn't see what Melchior did today." The moment Spike said that his body shrove in trauma.

I have to say, he got a good point on there, usually, Spike's feelings about Ursa Minor and what the girls make it down on Twilight made him has the same sensation I have now because maybe for him that was something really terrible, but it was fine Twilight was there to save the day.

"Yeah, you're right, you know what? Let's get inside of the Oak Library and we take a good drink of water or maybe do a lemonade to relax from this random day, we already reached our quota, let's talk something else... How is it going Digimon?" I decided to open the door, while Spike smiled at me.

"I'm doing great, I just need to make sure I had all my digivolutions and skills done, then I will try to take down that damned company which made my blood boil every time I say their name," Spike said something that made me chuckle at the moment. "What's so funny?"

"You are saying that because it seems when you say their names it will give them power," I said while Spike just clicked his tongue and ignored me.

While I walked until the fridge and grabbed a jar of water Spike said something I wasn't expecting.

"I'm not a fan of harry potter if you are saying something like that." Spike now said something which caught me off in surprise.

"How did you know it was a Harry Potter reference?" I asked in surprise.

"Youtube, there are some videos about explaining which most villains of movies, I don't know why I decided to watch that video, but it was fun to watch. I saw the reviews between the two movies, Harry Potter and Lord of Rings, I didn't watch the movies, but I think Lord of Rings would be better for me." Spike then said something I almost dropped the jar, but in some way, I caught while dancing and almost dropping water on the floor. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah. It's just, Spike... Remember when I fought Shining Armor and I asked if they play O&O? " I needed to be sure.

"Yeah, why?" Spike raised his eyebrow while I took 2 glasses and poured water on them.

"Are you an Ogre Master? " I asked while then gulped making his eyes wide open.

"How did you know that?" He asked me alarmed.

"Because Lord of Rings is what roleplayers masters loved to use as a base on their roleplay and many became great loremasters using movies and books from this franchise, the lore itself is what created the fantasy world of roleplays," I said solemn, making Spike gasp in such surprise.

"Really?"

"Totally. You need to watch all the franchise, and I have to say, I'm big fan of Lord of Rings, you will learn something incredible about a dragon, what is the representation of power to a dragon... his name is Smaug, a dragon many humans and monsters should respect and fear. " I said solemnly while Spike gulped his glass while listening to me, I heard his throat making a loud gulp.

"That's awesome. I want to watch it, maybe we can watch before sleep today, I know for sure I want to remember to dream about monsters, mages, knights, a dragon than a lunatic killing himself and entering inside a pony and being vomited in the front of everypony." Well, I cannot blame Spike, that was indeed traumatic, for both of us.

"I think when mom comes back home, she will call her a therapist so we must ask her to call a therapist for us as well." I just don't know how changed mom will come back home, but let's hope she is okay...

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Celestia Pov:

Celestia Pov:

"Do you want more tea Sif?" I smiled at the little spirit wolf who was barking happily near my sit. I used my magic to bright the teapot while I used my hands to bring the sugar pot and a spoon. "Do you want 1 or 2 sugar cubes?"

"Woof, Woof." Sif on his blue transcendent form replied to me while I used two sugar cubes on its bowl.

"I'm so glad you are enjoying your experience over here Sif." I patted its head while I looked at the other spirits who were walking around the royal dining room while I smiled at them. While it's difficult to listen to everyone, it's a bit fun to see the way they are interacting with each and other, especially looking Patches creeping out the guards around me, boasting them and temptation them to a few artifacts. While they were going to say something, I scowled him to not make my guards into a trap as he did to me... many times.

While he was calling me a spoils sport, I could see the smile on his face.

"I have to say, Tia... I never thought I would cross into a paradise after so many battles across the Abysm." A familiar voice that made Sif bark happily made me smile.

"I told you all, this place you lived, nopo... I mean, nobody, undead or a human, doesn't deserve to live over there. While there are tragedies I couldn't contain or the reason I couldn't save that place, I at least managed to save you all, and for me is enough."

"HAHAHA." I heard not just one, but 2 voices laughing happily on my reaction, the two of my best friends who seemed to agree with me. Solaire and Siegmeyer seemed to not be the strongest among us but they are what I call, my personal guards and friends.

"So I take your laughing as the agreement of what I said?" I smiled as the way I smiled as my own subjects.

"Of course your highness. We never thought the afterlife would be so perfect." They both nodded while said together. They seemed to keep doing that, just to annoy me. But I cannot blame them.

"Well, now that everyone is enjoying your tea and having this meeting, you may have a guess on why I called you here on this afterlife. Silver Stream, Running Shifter." I called out my two guards who seemed to still be humiliated from the battle and cannot think a reason on why they are there, but they have the same guess many ponies would think.

"Your highness... I want me to retire from the services of the Royal Guardsman." Running Shifter was the first one who said that in front of my friends while being followed by Silver Stream.

"I know your reason for telling that, but let me say something, I refuse your retirement, actually I want you two to be part of my new regiment of personal Guards." I smiled softly while I could see the surprised expression of both guards who seemed so taken back.

"But... but... why? We didn't even fight your son and we lost badly because we were knocked out easily." Silver Stream said and questioned the reason for my doing.

"Well 2 reasons, the first one may be the first time you will hear that because my friends heard that a lot... Because I want to." After I said that, a chuckle and giggling came around the room, making the guards looking at me in confusion. "The second reason is, you may not think about that, but you two have been my personal guards during 5 years and been near my side in all the times, even being defeated by Nightmare Moon trying to protect me, even I tell you I would fight Nightmare Moon by myself. And if you wouldn't do that not just for a princess, but to a friend..."

When I said that, my two guards eyes wide opened to me while I nodded.

"Many ponies may not think about it, but you two proved to be friends to me on many occasion, even when I was freaking out because of my student, you decided to ignore me... But I would have preferred a help." I joked while I could sense the two stallions chuckling to me. "I want to create not one regiment, but 2 regiments of Royal Guards. One is about improving the Royal Guards over Equestria."

"And what about the others?" I heard a voice I thought was insane but it seems his spirit became sane again.

"Logan, It's so good to hear your voice again, it seems now you are a spirit, your mind became free from the insanity I warned you about it." I notice him having me a sheepish smile while trying to hide with his heat.

"Miss Celestia, I'm curious about what you plan to do with us as well, I know you have plans, but I'm still trying to understand..."

"Don't try too hard." Patches came while he looked at the guards again who was still trying to compose themselves, while I maintained my glare on him. "This princess, at least did something great to us, a new world to explore, and new opportunities to take, so Princess, what is all that about?"

"At least let me finish," I said aloud, making all the spirits around me quiet down. I looked at my guards and with a smile I said. "And the last but the most important of all will be my regiment of noble knights."

At the moment I said that both of my guards let their mouths drop, trying to process the information I just gave to him.

"You two, the same as my friends over this room. You've proved your value over my challenges and problems, being supportive and letting me help you as well. Something I forgot what is a difference between a noble, to a noble friend. So this time I want to make something great for you all." I raised from my chair while I took the sword who was near my side, and then I put the tip over this room. "I Princess Celestia Solares, the princess of the sun. I hereby create this new regiment, of a group of knights, and nobles in my eyes. You are at the same level or even beyond the royal guards and the nobles over Equestria. I know I can trust all of you to not abuse your power over my country and in my world. Because I know the character of everyone."

My voice echoed over the room, not just the spirits who seemed quiet, but my personal guards are in silence on the project I just created now. I know this will change not one but maybe a lot of events in the future, but I have a great feeling I'm doing the best thing I could do to my country, and to my friends.

"You all will be my personal guards and my champions in any occasion over this world, you can feel the sense of peace, but remember WE ARE, even me, I am a knight who passed through experiences, and we mustn't forget the people who died in our hands, the monsters we had to kill, the friendship we ever have. You can trust me, because I know I will not make the same mistake as the people did in your world. As I believe, my personal guards, Running Shifter and Silver Stream want to be stronger just to show their value in the same way we did for them." At the moment I said that both my royal guards, no... my new Noble Knights kneel down in front of me with respect and gratitude for my new project. I know how they want more than ever walks the path of the Hell itself, just to show how much that will mean to them. So I will make sure all my friends train them. Without rest.

"It's an honor, your highness." Both knights bowed down, while I looked to my friends who seemed to kneel down to me as well, in gratitude and in respect. Lord Gwyn, that's the mistake you did and I will not do, you didn't know the true value of friendship, and your pride to maintain the light made all these people suffers tragic ends, while you must have believed in the darkness approach and let the new light begin... Oh lord Gwyn if you just made friends with the dragons, maybe your world would be totally different from what was.

I'm not just the knight who sacrificed myself to extend the light, but I'm the one who started the darkness, light, and darkness are in harmony the same way as sun and eclipse. Now I understand both of that, and that will show this world, what is the difference from me on 1000 years ago and who am I today.

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Ryujin Pov:

"So this is basically what we are supposed to do now," I said after explaining the part of the deal we did to Melchior.

"Even after what he did today? I don't think that's a good thing for we make today, especially the last ingredient Ryujin." Spike said looking weird at the recipe I gave to him.

"I know its a bit unfair but it's the only way we can make him explain what the heck he did, and what is he supposed to do after making all of us watch that show, I have pity for the mare who maybe has some ego problems, but destroying a show like that, I don't wish even for my own enemies." After I took some of the ingredients, while Spike nodded to me, he may felt a bit of pity after looking that mare faint in her own vomit.

"Yeah, I hope she is okay. Do you think she will try to make another show over here?" Spike asked me an interesting question, while I just nodded to him.

"I don't know much about Trixie, but looking at my cellphone she seems a strong mare who wants to do her best to be the best illusionist magician over Equestria. I'm sure she will try to pull some trick which almost looks like "real" magic." I quote while I gave a positive sense while I and Spike took our aprons and got almost ready to start.

In the moment we closed our eyes, I heard the door open with an alarming voice from my friend and roommate.

"Ryujin I have questions about today." In the moment she said that, I didn't even open my eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, later. Twilight, go play with the girls quietly while I and Spike need to get in the zone." I said while Spike walked near me and we looked at the flash passing through the window at the Kitchen.

"What the..." Applejack said while me and Spike ignored her as we looked at the sky and we said together.

"We are ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above us and the sandwich we are about to conceive. We are open, use us." I opened my eyes and looked at Fluttershy. "I hope after you watch all the weirdness over today you will follow my advice, please go play outside or the next floor."

At the moment she was going to say something I turn my back to her, and I played the song.

"Let's go up Fluttershy, you know when Ryujin gave us one advice, especially for one of us, it will be better if we follow," Twilight said while taking a good glance at the movement dances me and Spike are doing.

While I heard the steps on the next floor. I still sense Rainbow Dash and Applejack looking at us, while Rarity was still at the floor unconscious.

Spike started washing the vegetables, while I am sharing the knife.

"One, two, three, four, five, six."

I took a big piece of meat, which I tempered with rosemary and thyme inside of a plastic bag which I suck all the air making a void inside of it, and made the technique of cooking called sous-vide. And add that inside of hot water which is 135 degrees.

Spike took my knife which I sharpened then he cut the bread in half, which he toasted the inside with his fire breath, and finally said.

"Cream Cheese." He passed, while I used the next ingredient.

"Pickles made from Prismo in Adventure Time," I said while Spike took the next ingredients and we both continued working.

"And some dill."

I looked at the bird outside of the window and then I took a knife and then gave the next ingredients, which terrified the look of Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

"Diced boiled eggs, bird from the window," I said while I looked at Spike, he was still sad about that, and I had to nod to him sadly.

"Sliced cucumbers, Sliced Roma tomatoes, sweet yellow onions," Spike said while the onions smell still makes my eyes water for a moment.

"Tears for salt." I took my tears and launched them at the sandwich which is almost done.

"Meat prepared sous- vide and bacon," I said while I cooked both of them because Spike didn't know how to cook meat.

Then I look at the lobster in front of me.

"You are the most important ingredient." I nodded to Spike, which he opened the boiling cauldron.

I launched the lobster which made a little noise while we could see a kind of spirit going outside of the cauldron, which I took a familiar spiritual sword called Tenseiga, and I used the tip of the sword to direct the soul inside of the sandwich.

"Lobster Soul," I said while Spike approached me and the sandwich, which the results were... Perfect... The perfect sandwich is done. At the moment we closed with the other half of the bread, the sandwich started to glow.

And the light and the smell getting outside of it, was really powerful, even me and Spike after looking for a few seconds we became tempted to eat a bite, when I turn my back, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, eyes were surprised and dazzled from such powerful snack.

"What tarnation on Equestria is that.? " Applejack approached me, while I put my hand on her shoulder.

"This Applejack is the perfect sandwich. Now listen closely to everyone, what happened now must never leave this room, for everypony who what you know this gross bastardization of goddess's law, their ignorance would label this as the ultimate crime of hubris." I quote one of my favorite pony mov references, while I could see the looks on Rainbow Dash's eyes like she was confused but totally afraid, what dark things I must do, she now thinks I did some real shit stuff, so she just nods her head.

"Are we gonna rape it?" At the moment Spike comment that I don't know how is that possible, but Rainbow Dash found a way to open her mouth wide enough while at the same time Applejack screamed the same sentence.

"WHAT" Their sound was loud enough to attract the ponies over the Oak Library.

"It's a joke, it's a joke, I'm just kidding," Spike said that, while the girls were still freaked out from the sudden quote. But that seemed to calm down.

I laughed hard, while Spike tried his best to apologize himself to the girls, while Fluttershy, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie quickly run under stairs.

"What happened? We heard the shouting, what... Oh..." Twilight came quickly and at the moment she saw the shining sandwich she became awe from such beauty.

"Is this the perfect Sandwich?" Pinkie Pie came near us, while both I and Spike nodded to her. "So this was part of your deal to Melchior in exchange for clothes?"

"Yep." I actually just will say yes and no because Pinkie Pie can read many of my Pov actions and many chapters of this fiction, so what is the point to make the same conversation, over and over again.

"So this is how you managed to take all those wonderful clothes without asking me." So finally Rarity woke up from her faint. "From that disgusting friend of yours?"

"Look, if you are talking about Melchior, you are probably right, he is weird, strange, disgusting, manipulator from reality, scary, obnoxious and other adjectives and pronouns. But I guess he has a reason..." I said while I took the sandwich and at the moment I looked at Applejack and Rainbow Dash were going to say something I made a zip in my mouth to make the last conversation be over, while they just quickly nodded to me.

"So how you are going to do with this sandwich? Do you know where Melchior is it?" Twilight came near me and asked me that question, while I tried to call Melchior on the cellphone, it was occupied, and I tried some text messages but he didn't reply.

"Well, we will add it to the fridge while I will wait for him to appear. Because I have some serious questions to ask him." I said seriously, while I notice a hand in my shoulder, it was Applejack.

"You're not the only one fella." Applejack pointed at all the girls around the kitchen, while at the moment I heard a rumbling from not just my but from everypony at the kitchen.

I sighed. Maybe it's time for something nopony never witness and will be the best lunch ever.

"Alright, guys, who want some pizza?" I said while everypony unless Applejack, quote in surprise and confusion.

"Pizza?"

"Ah can't believe it. You know how to make a pizza?" That question surprised me.

"You know what a pizza is?" I asked in return when Applejack suddenly took her cellphone witch I forgot about during a few days, then she just showed me a picture I never thought I would fight so hard to not laugh.

"What is it?" Pinkie Pie approached behind me her head above my shoulder she looked at the picture which she started laughing while taking the attention of all the other mares.

When they got close to my side and Spike in my front to take a look as the picture Applejack was holding at her hands, she started to talk.

"Ah've been watching a few episodes of Masterchef, a great program ah tell yah, and then it next video Ah never in mah dreams I would laugh so hard about seeing one of the judges dressed as a slice of pizza like you said." Applejack showed me a picture of Joe Bastiani literally wearing a slice of pizza costume on what it seems on an episode of Junior Masterchef. "Ah've been laughing my ass off during days while ah was working at the farm, but ah never tried what he calls one of the most amazing foods at the world."

"Joe Bastiani... a slice of pizza, I will never look at him the same way again..." I gulped my laugh the hard as I could, how could the one of the most critic which can destroy careers with one trash basket, now wearing a fantasy of slice of pizza. "Well if you don't know what is it, but are curious about it, in my home, pizza is one of the most loved meals in the world. So let's see if we have the ingredients."

"Awesome." Rainbow Dash cheered after imagining how pizza would taste like after hearing Applejack admitting she heard about it. "We are going to eat food from another world."

I heard Rainbow Dash exciting talking while I checked the ingredients, it seems all is in order.

"Alright girls and Spike. Everything is here, how about we do this. I will give you instructions on how to do it, and we can talk while we cook. How that sound?" I could see a happy smile on their face. Well, that may be a great thing for we change our minds after what we just witness, so I think is better to not mind the Ursa Minor anymore.

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Shining Armor Pov:

It was not an easy decision to make, leaving the city I was used to protecting to a neighbor city, but from the news of the princesses. I heard the children of the princess were living at Ponyville. So I think that's a good opportunity to visit my sister and say I'm sorry for being a stubborn idiot.

Me the chief of Royal Guards, Shining Armor knew after that evaluation from the princess not just my name but from the Royal Guards reputation would be ruined in the future. Then my sister became angry with me because I let my pride take up my judgment, and now I cannot think about being the same Royal Guard as before.

Because, that fight was shameful not just to me, but to all my squad. But from a good sign, I discovered at least 2 good news... One: It seems I have a new group to play O&O during my free time, and Two: They are willing to follow me to visit Ponyville and stay for a while to talk with the princes about the new changes over the future.

I know for the fact, if somepony creates a rumor it will spread like fire, so we don't have much time until Canterlot finds out the fewer guards over the street. Or the fact it happened before from somepony which I have an idea who... How we the Royal Guards were useless and the civilians would be the ones to support the princesses if they get tired.

I was so tired to explain to Cady everything was going to be okay, even if my title and reputation would be tarnished. I slept at the train sit while I was praying to recover my exhaustion from this week. It was like in one week my life got upside down, and the worst is... I have nopony other than me to blame for.

My challenge was to survive in 10 minutes... I couldn't take 3... I just wanted to rest for a few hours. And the only thing I remembered was the touching over my shoulder shaking me.

"Captain, we are here." A muffled voice called me, I was still sleepy, but after I opened my eyes, I checked a stallion with black fur and white mane with a chief cap looking to all the ponies, it seems he was repeating the same call as the last time.

"Alright everypony, we are approaching Ponyvile. The last parade, I want you to get your stuff ready after taking a leave, everything left behind will be not our responsibility."

I yawned while I checked my squad who was already with their luggage. It seems now we are going to stay at the Ponyvile for a while. I hope my sister is at home... But where does she lives?

"Oh buck, I forgot to ask the princesses where the princes and my sister are. We are going to ask for help. But I don't know if somepony would know where the Princes Melchior, Spike, and Ryujin would live." I was having a bad start, how I'm going to find them.

"Err... Captain?" I notice my soldiers looking apprentice to the window, and when I turned to it, my eyes went wide open.

"How..." HOW THE BUCK PRINCE MELCHIOR KNEW WE ARE GOING TO BE HERE?

I screamed inside myself while I looked at the grinning prince with a giant plaque write: WELCOME TO PONYVILE CAPTAIN SHINING ARMOR, SUNSHINE SMILE, LUCKY SHOT, GOLDEN WING, SILVER TONGUE, AND SILENT WALK.
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Ryujin Pov:

"So you take this pasta, and using both hands you create a ball, and then you start spin just like that," I explained while I used everything I learned from the recipe of books and cartoons. Usually isn't that hard, so I did a good example of how to make a disk of pasta while I could see the ponies looking at it in awe.

"Woooo." Said in unison while I laid the pasta over the table, and then I decided to grab a tomato sauce, and then using a spoon I let it out over the disk of pizza while I used the spoon to spread the sauce perfectly.

"Alright, this is the most basic of how to make a pizza. You have the pasta and the tomato sauce, now it will be just the toppings. So..." When I was going to say something. I saw the girls getting crazy and jumping over the ingredients ready to put over the pizza. Rainbow Dash brought kind of hot sauce, Applejack brought Apples, Twilight brought some flowers, Rarity and Fluttershy brought things I don't even know what it is and Pinkie Pie has a Chocolat Chips. "WAAAAAAIT."

My scream made all the excitement over the girls stop at the moment they were going to release their ingredients.

"Girls. Please, you hadn't even proved the traditional pizza yet, and you already went crazy trying to mix up a lot of favorite ingredients, which I'm totally against the idea. It will make the pizza flavor not go well because it isn't even cooked yet." I know. I KNOW when it comes to a recipe in a cartoon show, there will be always the first people who want to make a few... million changes over the food, and it will make it not edible. "Pinkie Pie, release that chocolate chips right now. We will not make a sweety pizza."

"But... But..." Pinkie was looking at me like she was really sad and in the verge of cry, I'm curious how they still make their ears drop as usually the animals do. While I had to look above me and breathe thinking why it has to be these girls to start doing this.

"We will make a sweet pizza on Sugar Cube Corner I promise," I assured her, while I think it was going to be great to make the girls enjoy to learn this recipe, including Spike that would be a great routine to do every weekend or at least once or twice at the month.

Pinkie Pie sniffed while cleaned her tear looking smiling to me.

"Do you Pinkie Promise?" Wow, a Pinkie Promise, such responsibility, well. I cannot back down, but I have to make the girls learn about this Pinkie Promise later.

"I have a better one. I Royal Promise." After I said that suddenly I heard a thunderstrike outside of the window. I and the girls looked curiously what was, and it was Derpy who was messing with the clouds until the lightning got out. Nothing to worry about, but then I heard a firework whistle like it was launched suddenly. Wow-what the heck? Well, not my problem.

Pinkie Pie and the girls were confused the same way I was, then, Rainbow Dash actually brought an interesting conversation.

"Wow, I don't know what this Royal Promise is, but to make such coincidence happen to like a thunder, it seems really important." Rainbow Dash caught the idea, if it was like Adventure time, maybe the influence of this promise is still as strong as the show. "But what is that royal Promise? Well, we know you are a Prince because ... you know, suddenly let out many screams about Princess Celestia being your mom... So this is like something just the Princesses and the nobles know?"

The silence went inside over the room, not just me but even Spike and the girls were surprised by the accurate observation of Rainbow Dash. I looked at the shocked girls, and then I reflected how many times I told I was highness and I was trying to keep a secret, but I was terrible in doing that, maybe because I wasn't focused on trying to hold a secret about me and Princess Celestia being my mother. That makes a lot of sense.

"That..." I appointed to Rainbow Dash while I said the only thing passed in my mind. That's, that's the character I liked in Rainbow Dash, she can be a pain in the ass, but when it comes to observation she can be 100% percent accurate when she is flying...

"What?" Rainbow Dash still didn't get why I said that...

"That's the personality I want you to have while talking to me because you are a great observer. Wow, until today I wasn't talking about me exposing as princess Celestia son, but now that you told me, it seems I was too oblivious to try to hide this little secret." I have to say, that's really impressive, I never thought I would see this size of observation early. "And the best part, you didn't boast yourself for 5 minutes, that's beyond amazing."

"Well, what can I say. I'm... HEY!!" Rainbow Dash let it out a huge indignation shout while I and the others started laughing, I couldn't imagine seeing Rainbow Dash pouting. But I regret not taking a picture.

"Anyway, I will make the most simple and still one of the most loved pizza in the whole Equestria and the world I lived on," I told the girls while I took 2 simples ingredients and over the tomato sauce, I covered with mozzarella cheese and oregano. Then with some olives on top, I let inside of the oven and turned on the fire. "Now we let this at the oven over 20 minutes or until the cheese is completely melted."

"That's it? It doesn't sound so complicated." Twilight came near me while I just nodded to her.

"Sometimes the simplicity is amazing and we are not great chefs from a restaurant, I know for sure if Applejack knows a few episodes of a master chef, she knows what advice the judges do." I glanced at Applejack who suddenly decided to let go the Apple and brought Mushrooms and Panacota cheese? "Wow, why sudden change AJ?"

"He...sorry the apple was my first choice reflex, but remembering from Master Chef Canada, Ah've always wanted to try these 2 combinations because it became a winner round over there." Applejack blushed sheepishly, so that's why she always bring apples over the cooking, it was her usual reflex? Well, it makes sense.

"Alright, let's everyone make your kind of pizza, and let's see how the pizza of each and others will end up. Spike and I will be the judges." I suggested while the girls seemed happy with the idea. Then each of them ran over the kitchen taking their ingredients, I even saw Rainbow Dash flew quickly outside from the Library, maybe to buy more ingredients or bring from her home? While everypony getting ready Spike suddenly looked at me.

"Why am I have to be a judge too?" Spike asked me while making me surprised. "I hope I could participate too."

I approached him while I decided to give a little secret.

"Yeah, but we can make a pizza once per week or twice during the month, but I doubt the girls would enjoy eating gems as we do, and..." I looked at the girls who were talking about their ideas while they cannot hear us. "It's free food Spike, who would be dumbass to refuse it?"

Spike pondered a bit, while I could see a big smile on his face nodding to me.

After all the girls got ready over the table, and Rainbow Dash bringing all the flour and eggs and even milk and some other ingredients to help, it seems the girls look ready. Then I heard a familiar alarm over my cellphone.

The girls who were near me suddenly stop what they were doing, and Pinkie Pie looked at me and my cellphone, her eyes widened open, and maybe I know why she is doing that.

"I don't know why but this song makes me really annoyed." Pinkie Pie scoffed and decided to let all the ingredients over the table, while the girls and I look deeply at her...

Poor Pinkie Pie... Something to annoy her is a rare category, just I and Melchior knows the reason of why such hate over the song.

Are you going to tell me why?

Not a chance.

Grumpypants

Stop breaking the fourth wall, it's not your time to narrate.

Anyway. I looked at the oven and it seems my pizza is ready.

"Alright everypony and dragon, behold... The first pizza over Equestria." I took the pizza with a glove to not burn my hands and with a knife I sliced the pizza in 8, making everyone including me to have a slice. "Some cultures like to eat pizza with a knife and fork, and others think is a bad habit of doing that while they eat themselves by using their hands. So be free to eat the way you like it."

I took one slice with my hands while I waited for everyone over the room to make their way to eat.

"Now let's be clear... we take the first bite together, on 3... 1...2...and 3!" I said it while everyone takes a bite.

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Luna Pov:

Wow, who knew after these long years without on earth, the Sony enterprise would create a remake of Resident Evil 2 and 3, and is it possible to make a remake of the RE4? I hope they don't bring that useless girl.

I have to say, this new Ps3 and Ps4 generation of games were such a surprise in my life. I never thought I would expend too much time playing this, while my sister seems to enjoy her company. I have sooooooo many games to play yet. And many animes to watch.

Hm... I wish to know how Mr. Boss is doing, Schmit and Mei seem to be a great example for Melchior, while I wish I could say sorry to Thanatos, he begged me to not make Ryan a displaced character, but that wasn't by his or my choice, it was from Ryan's own. How Ector is doing? I hope he is not making big problems.

"Sigh, Hu?" I just closed my eyes for 10 seconds and I was surprised by a game over? "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?"

I shouted in anger while I groaned in my place. Well, I decided to take another slice of pizza, these Equestrians, who seemed to live in the age of rock, who knew they never ate pizza on their lives? If this is a prank of Melchior, that prank is not funny, well I at least can create by my magic, but...

Why I am feeling a disturbance on the force? It's a pizza force?

I decided to get up and take a look over my cellphone, then I used my magic I never thought I would use again.

"Findus Iluminus discoverus Pizza eaters." My cellphone created a huge eye logo and then inside of its eye I could see something...

pizza time

My mouth was in shock from what I was looking at.

Applejack was playing banjo and beating on herself like crazy, Pinkie Pie was literally exploding in confetti every 5 seconds. Fluttershy was flying in circles and dancing like crazy, Rainbow Dash was in zig-zag while beating in many places of the kitchen, Twilight was teleporting to every spot over the library, Rarity was dressing herself as Cheese? Spike was making weird sounds while he is jumping and using his tail like a pogo stick.

While Ryujin was there watching like eating a slice of pizza. Okay, what the...

"Yai" Said Fluttershy quietly making my cursed fuck word being avoid being said. Anyway. It seems this will be everypony's reaction when it comes to eating Pizza for the first time. Maybe I could make my sister eating one slice.