Starlight was pacing like a wild pony who’s heart was breaking because her girlfriend was like ‘You can’t be in my show anymore’, as she paced like a wild pony.
”I am so sad,” she whined like a wild pony.
Then Starlight saw the red smoke from her horn, “Oh no,” she said.
Starlight started trying to eat the smoke, but the laws of physics disabled her inner wishes. She started to cry again like a wild pony. “I suffer,” she whispered like a wild pony.
Then Trixie came inside the bedroom, “Hi Starlight” she said.
“Hi Trixie” Starlight responded.
“How’s your day?” Trixie asked, like an unwild pony.
“Good, thank you,” Starlight said, like a wild pony.
“Okay that’s good” Trixie said.
“I know,” Starlight said.
“Yes,” Trixie said
“Mmhm,” Starlight said.
THEN STARLIGHT DIED.
“Aww,” Trixie said as she put her hat on, leaving the no-longer-wild pony in their bedroom
“Yep,” Starlight croaked.
“Eyup,” Trixie suddenly changed her formation into Big Macintosh.
“This entire time I have been making out with Big Macintosh?” Starlights eyes widened 👁👁
“Eyup” Big Macintosh said.
“Well, at least I die with a happy ending,” she whispered one last time. She poofed into white smoke, never to be seen again.