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// Chapter 3 
// Story: Help Equestria 
// by MLG Hard 
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A MARE HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN MANEHATTAN CITY, BUILD THE PEGASUS, PREPARE THE PAYLOAD AND PUT THE MARE OUT OF HER MISERY.
THE NEW MANEHATTAN THERMONUCLEAR MISSILE COLLECTION.

Then Yeelight Sparkle got pissed that people thought Manhattan (not Manehattan) was a city, because it isn’t, IT’S A FUCKING DISTRICT OF NEW YORK.
So Spike the sax guy played his clarinet, which made a terrorist mildly irritated.

     “It’s big and gooey, saucy and chewy, what in my mouth? It’s gotta be dicks!” shouted Barack Obama, the man that ruined America.

Barack then stopped at a goal beyond Michelle’s understanding.

     “Pizza pasta put it in a box deliver it to my house and put it on my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock cheesy on my peeny and some sauce a on my balls” sang Princess Molestia at molest fest.

     “E” pronounced Alfred in a Yorkshire accent.

     “HEY!” whispered the Jewish pegasus that was currently trying to not die from laughing gas.

Adolf the Hitler was singing GAS GAS GAS in his concentration camp for the purpose of foreshadowing the Jews on what was to come.
Celestia then decided to release Stalliongrad, which proceeded to go on a conquest of the surrounding territories.

     “UNO REVERSE '' screeched facist Olenia.

A MAN HAS CHOKED ON A LEGO-*cough* *cough*.
Applejack then lied to Princess Celestia the earth pony, which made Griffonstone annex Wingbardy, but the Dread League ran rampant over Griffonia, but the Griffonian Republic used T A N K S A N D W A R C R I M E S.

     “OOH BABY IT’S tImE fOr WoRlD wAr TwO.” said a cripple.

Iceland didn’t appreciate Strongheart taking a nap in it’s volcano, so Discord shot down 69,420 aircraft, through use of Baltimare Anti-Air.
Fancy Pants promised the public A D D I T I O N A L P Y L O N S, so he quickly became the new ruler of Equestria, much to the dismay of the complacent bat ponies.

Then Fluttershy flying kicked the dragon for taking a nap, the dragon then decided to burn down Vanhoover, but nopony cared because the inhabitants spoke French.
An iceberg then hit Equestria and it sunk into the ocean within about  3.141592653 seconds.

     “HAH” yelled Starswirl as he ate a Pi.

Then Trixie’s leg got ripped off by a feral Zephyr Breeze.

     “ZOUCH” She screamed in Danish.

Then Chrysalis Zerg rushed the remainder of drowned Equestria, which wasn’t much and Molestia’s guards were more incompetant than her civilians.
Then Hasbro copyrighted all the characters, so everypony had a ™ above their heads.

Fick fockers disliked the excessive usage of terrible music to announce the arrival of mounds of snow (lol). Rick Astley the quitter gave up smoking Georges' 11 packs of cigarettes. GEORGE JOINS PETA.