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// Chapter 2 
// Story: Help Equestria 
// by MLG Hard 
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Twilight Sparkle 2 electric boogaloo assembled the Maginot line from a box sent from IKEA, as she finished an artillery emplacement that faced west instead of east the changelings invaded.

      “Fire!” She commanded in a magically amplified voice with maximum bass-boosting.

The artillery rained fire on Paris, which made André Maginot throw Twilight Sparkle 2 electric boogaloo into a wood chipper.

     “Do you wanna hear my song?” Pinkie Pie asked the oppressed populous of Gallopoli .

     “Sure, as long as it’s not one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune.” Said a colt that was immediately shot by a Guatemalan chicken.

"Whe-" Began Pinkie.

She was abruptly cut off by Fechlin's garden shears, imported straight from the R/Gocommitdie subreddit.

Gallopoli was then attacked by upside-down ponies, which then died because of their incompetence.
A fat goblin applauded wildly at the chaos that was making Discord slightly envious.
The central powers were about to win WWI, but the Tsar called for help from the Ooftwaffe, the Robloxian airforce, that smashed the infrastructure of Germany, Austria-Hungary and The Ottoman empire into a state comparable to Siberia, so Bloxville stoled South Africa from Great Britain that went on an angry rant.

"George Georg is a fraud, a fake, a spook (like Fechlin)." Announced E, the Tyrant.

The word count adder chuckled as he made minor edits to this story to enhance the story without adding it to the top of the update queue.