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// Chapter 1 
// Story: Help Equestria 
// by MLG Hard 
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Twilight screamed in confusion as The Soviet Union renamed Equestria to Poland.
Pinkie Pie for once was nonchalant so she went and committed die in a christian roblox server.
So Celestia built two towers that she called the Equestria trade center in Manehattan, but two planes accidentally hit it and caused a rift in space time that spewed out baby hands from only white babies (does anyone get that baby hand reference?).

So Drake did his Jedi training and Yoda ran over the Canterlot public with his 2006 Honda civic.
Then everyone stopped jabbing each other with butter knives to sing.

     “Our Little Poland, Our Little Poland, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Our Little Poland, 
We used to wonder what communism could be, until the Soviets shared it’s magic with us.
Big conquests, tonnes of vodka, a bylatiful heart faithful and strong.
Sharing everything, it’s an easy feat, and killing the Nazis makes it all complete, yeah Our Little Poland, to know we’re our very best comrades.” They sung.

Otto Von Bismarck then shot himself 4 times in the chest, after the bullets bounced off he shrugged.
So then Hitler hosted his show: Cooking with the Fuhrer.
So Thomas followed his orders and removed the thicc bois from Sodor.

Chunga chunga moment.
Then Nightmare Moon died of heart disease and Discord laughed at my club penguin account which is called bigoof96.

So I went back in time and decided that this shitpost was due for a edit, causing Chunga to die of Sophia the First's pussy (cat, I'm talking about a fucking cat).

"Susan moment." Said the Rat.

Nikocado Avacado was mauled to death by cats, and the field of grass withered, due to the withering presence of a wither. Yarg Moment did not appreciate your uncashmoney cringe compliation, so he went on a rampage throughout the plauged watery skies of the Zonama George. Due to the susceptibility of the citadel of the Loaman Empire, Disappointment Island raiders launched several invasions onto Sandy shores, with a joint Gravel invasion.

The hedge was burned down by a burnt hedge from the F r a n c h.

The Franch city of Frant likes Franches, in the humble opinion of the table consturcted of George Georg.

"George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg, George Georg." Shouted George Georg.

George Georg failed to calm his uncalm tiddies, due to Franch intervention in the Balkan Franch lands. Backbones then chuckled at your mohert's failure of a backbone.