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// Wait, I'm still Discord. Ha ha! 
// Story: Hello, and my Name is Sir Real. 
// by My Sister Tia 
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Discord went over to Ponyville to start his kingdom--and not just out of toys this time! When he came there, first he decided to get back to looking like his old self.
He then decided to go back to being called Discord- 'cause why not? Then, he got some pigs from a random barn over 200 feet away. Then, he gave the pig wings. He wrote down in his journal that 'when pigs fly' should be a quote. He snapped his fingers, and a throne of red and metal grey, then sat on it.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! This is so very fun!"

Then, he got an excellent idea.
He got a deck of cards from a portal vortex, stacked them on top of each other, and made them all huge!

"Hello, good sir, how are you today?" This was an old mare that was crocheing--or knitting, whatever the word was, and had a colorful quilt that she was sowing--whatever.

"Quite well, thank you. Do you mind if I have that pattern to use? That would be real nice." He said this quite sarcastically.

"Why Sure-"

Discord had duplicated the quilt a whole bunch of times over, and made them all huge. As in, big enough to cover all of the land with it. Then, he sent the pony away into an alternate dimentsion vortex, so that they would just go away, and not do anything like to tell the princesses about this.
That would simply be a disaster.

"Now, off to creating more chaos."

And he started off, doing just that.