The garage opened fully as Twi got out of the Verona. She seen some odd cars only a few had boxy shapes. Most were like the Supra, Smooth and flowing. Accept for one which was very jagged and sharp.
"Holy shit! Alan said as he got out of the R35. "Lyra take the cars and go home. I might be a while." Alan yelled
"Will do" Lyra responded
"Wait i thought you said all Japanese?" Alan asked Jack pointing to the Lamborghini in the back
"Heh. Technically I bought that in Japan so it is Japanese." He said. "Go on, have a look around. The lass can too if she wants." That sentence made Twi's ears perk
"I see an R30, an R32, an R33, an R34 an RX-4, a 2nd and 3rd Gen RX-7. Holy Shit is that a McLaren with a Corvette badge?" Alan asked pointing to the strange car
"Nope. That there is the 2020 C8 Corvette. An American supercar. Yeah its not as Japanese of a collection as i made it out to be but its only 2 cars that arent." Jack scratched his neck.
"So you even have 2 JZX100's? And an Altezza. Along with a Supra and a dinky little Miata. Y'know it's a hairdresser's car?" Alan teased a little
"She's a feisty little thing that Miata. Its got a B18 Honda Type R engine with a turbo swapped in. Its pushing nearly 550 horses. It also weighs around 900 kilos" Jack stated rather proudly.
"900 kilos? Thats like nothing. Hold on." Alan took his shirt off. Causing Twi to blush and Jack to question his diet. Alan walked over to the smiley little roadster and hooked his hands under the rear bumper as he started to slowly lift the car up off its rear wheels "HHHHHNNNGGG!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Alan slowly lowered the car back down. "Wow I'd say. That thing really is quite light."
Jack walked over to Alan "You crazy son of a bitch HAHAAA! Wanna grab a drink sometime?" Jack asked
"Actually I work at a night club as the bartender. I was given permission by the owner to take a few bottles from time to time." Alan told the man
"Hold on hold on, are we gonna take any cars out or are you's gonna bullshit all day?" Twi said shocking them both.
"How about this wee lass, I'll let you pick and I'll even let Alan drive. It better come back in one piece." Jack said pointing to a key rack with various keys.
Alan walked over and grabbed one at random. "Whatever this unlocks us what we take." He pressed unlock and the dark silver R33 Skyline GT-R honked twice.
"I was gonna pick that one." Twi said happily
Alan and Twi hopped in. It was an Alcan tera Recaro bucket seat with Takata Harnesses. The dash was full carbon with a dial for brake bias a dial for boost control and multiple switches. Jack came over and told Alan what to flip.
Alan flipped the switches in order and pressed the start button. The car roared to life. "Now she's tuned to over 1,200hp shes no sunday cruiser." Jack said
"Alright, I hear ya." Alan gave a thumbs up
*at the evac path.
"Let's find your limit girl" Alan said patting the dash
'I wish he'd say that to me' Twi thought as she flushed a little red
vvvvvvVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRR *POP* *BANG* *BANG* *POP* SSKKRRRRRRRRRT
The GT-R launched very hard thanks to its AWD
vvvvVVVVVRRRRRRR *STUTU*
0 to 60 in under 3 seconds
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130mph in under 15 seconds
150mph
170mph
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200mph
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213mph
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226mph was her limit
VVVVRRRRrrrrrrr, VVVVRRRRRrrrrrrr, VVVVVRRrrrrr, VVVVVRRRrrrrr, VVVVVRRRrrrrr. The smell of brakes was in the air. The smell of the car working hard was almost entrancing. The clutch the brakes the fuel all of it.
"HoLY FuckING, SHIT" Alan was breathing heavy he looked over to see Twi with her hair a mess and her face red
"I forgot to breathe, holy wow." She said as she regained herself.
*At Ashley's house
Her garage door was open to let some fresh air in while she tweeked the suspension on her Supra to handle more agressive driving
"GODDAMNIT!" She screamed as she rounded a bolt by accident
"Howdy there sugarcube what's the problem?" Applejack walked over to her
"Just rounded a bolt is all. Whatcha doin' out this way anyway?" Ashley asked
"Well seein' as your house appeared on my property I figured I'd try making bit of small talk. I see we share a taste in music." Applejack stated referencing the song by Upchurch playing
"Oh country? It's alright. This is Hey Boy, Hey Girl by Ryan Upchurch he's a Country singer slash rapper from earth" Ashley said, happy she's making a new friend
"Well he has a good voice." Applejack said kindly
"Oh you should hear Alan. He hates to admit it but back in 2016 on Earth I got him hooked on Upchurch. He could sing Rolling stoned to a T. Ask Twi, his singing voice is pretty good." Ashley said with a chuckle.
"Can I hear the song?" Applejack asked
"Yeah but bring me that welding mask. Im gonna fix this bolt." Ashley said pointing to the mask
"Yes ma'am" Applejack said like a soldier
*Back to Alan
"Thanks again for letting me drive that car. Its faster than the stuff I got." Alan said to Jack
"Oh, Aaaalaaaan guess who?" A mysterious pony asked as his eyes were covered with hooves
"Oh its over excited pony" Alan said pointing a finger in the air and puting on a dumb smile
"We dont talk about that. Anyway I need you to come with me to my chambers. We have something important to discuss"
They poofed out of thin air
"That type of shit normal here?" Jack looked to Twilight with a "you're fucking joking right?" Look on his face
"Yup" she said as she too poofed into thin air
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON HERE" Jack screamed
They appeared in Alan's garage
"Alan Lyra stormed out of here really mad after a Pink pony with a crown and purpleish hair came by." Verona said to Alan.
"Ah yes, that Alan and I were just about to talk about that. Who wants to take us to my chambers?" Celestia asked evercar
"I'll go" the black hellcat said "WHAT?! I just wanna see the fuckin' castle ok? Sheesh!" Black betty rolled up to Alan and Celestia and opened her doors. "Hop in."
Once at the castle, Celestia teleported them and the whole car outside her chambers
"EEEP!" Black Betty squealed
"That was adorable, hahaha!" Alan laughed a little
"Alan whats that under her?" Celestia asked
"NONONO DON'T LOOK!" Black Betty got very flustered
"That's coolant. PFFTHAHAHA YOU PISSED YOURSELF! DUDE IM FUCKING DEAD! Alan was rolling around laughing
"Aside from that we have a serious matter on our hooves." Celestia got quite serious. She walked into her chambers and laid on her bed. She patted for Alan to come sit next to her.
"What does Lyra have to do with this though?" Alan asked
"Its because she was using you." Celestia said flatly
"What do you mean 'using me'?" asked Alan slightly raising his voice
"I had one of my fellow princesses do a test of Love on her. There was none. Only lust. She was only trying to get in your pants.....Alan I'm sorry but I couldn't sit idly by and watch her play such a guy like you. You saved lives, you brought 'excitement' to my life that I havent experienced in centuries.....truth be told. I have feelings for you. Although I was afraid to admit them" She said all of this with a heart full of honesty and purity.
"So you're telling me......" he paused in thought
Alan was trying to process all of this because he wasn't too sure ho-
*VVVVRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr
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*SSSKKKKRRRRRRT
"I NEED BACKUP!" a royal guard yelled
"Excuse me for a moment" Celestia left her for a chambers "SHINING!" She used her royal Canterlot voice.
A white unicorn came in to the room to see a royal guard backed into a corner by a 707hp 4,000lb hunk of metal
"GET YOUR BUCKING GUARDS IN ORDER OR YOU WILL BE DEMOTED AND I WILL GIVE ONE OF THE DAMN CARS YOUR POSITION! UNDERSTAND?" Celestia yelled at the pony. He gulped and nodded his head
She walked back into the room and regained her composure as she closed the door "Anyway sorry about that. The guards can be a bit stu-HMPH!?!?!" Celestia's statement was interrupted by a kiss from Alan. That she melted into. The kiss grew warmer as the air began to get tense. They stumbled around the room lips still locked before Celestia stumbled into her door. They both fell into the hallway. Alan ended up on top of her as they broke the kiss for air. Their faces still hot with passion and a thin string of saliva still connected them
"PRINCESS!?" Shining yelled
"PRINCESS!?" The guard yelled
"Oh buck" Celestia muttered
"Shit" Alan said
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"FUCK YEAH ALAN! WOOOOOO! GETTIN IT ON WITH ROYALTY!" Black Betty cheered