Colorlove, Star Light and Fireball are just average mares watching television. Colorlove is a pegasus with a white coat, a tricolor mane, and a pink yellow and orange rainbow cutie mark. Her best friend Star Light is a unicorn with a navy blue coat, pink stud earrings, a black mane and the big dipper as her cutie mark. Colorlove's second best friend is named Fireball. Ponies call her flame. She also is a pegasus with a white coat. She has a flame colored mane, (why else would she be called flame?) a hot pink bow and fire as a cutie mark. Whenever she feels a great deal of emotion her mane and tail burst into flames. (Besides that.) Which can be very hard for others to put out.
They were board out of thier minds.
"I'm booooaaaarrrd." Fireball moaned. "I want to go ooouuut."
"Stop whining. We have nowhere to go at a time like this." Star Light protested being the most knowledgeable of the three.
"We can go to club!" Colorlove suggested.
"Oooh, Color wants to get laid tonight." Fireball said in a playful manor.
"No way, I get enough colts hitting on me at work." Color protested.
Flame gasped. "So you mean to tell me your a LES PONY!"
Star Light got curious. She never knew if color was a les. Many good looking stallion ask her on a date but Star has never seen her say yes to any of them, out of all the years they have known eachother. So she asks.
"Are you a lesbian, Colorlove?"
"Hey, you guys stay out of my beeswax. Its my body's business on which gender I'm sexuely attracted to."
"Color's right, let's just leave her alone." Star said solemnly. " I just can't stand to watch the carpet get eaten."
Star Light and fireball burst into laughter.
"Fine, laugh all you want. All I know is the next time I bake cake, you guys aren't having any." Colorlove was great at baking cake. If you ever tasted it your tongue will feel like its completely made out of Pinkie Pie. The two admedietly stopped laughing and sat up.
"So how about we go to a club like color said." Flame said
They agreed and Star said that she would search for the closest club near them on google map.
The club that they arrived to was called 'The FEEL'. Inside there were lasers of every color scanning the floors. Music was booming against the walls with a bar and Dj and ponies of every kind were dancing. Some griffins were even on the dancefloor. The club was truely lively that night. Star Light looked around and found a group of ponies that had different constellations for cutie marks. Fireball smiled.
"Hey is that rainbow dash?" She said with excitement. Fireball always had a crush on R.D. Flame had once said that she would suck Rainbow dash's balls if she had any.(Is the image in your head yet? Yes? Good, everything is going as planned.)
Colorlove was left alone at the entrance.
"Well I guess I'll just go to the bar."
She looked at the menu. They had shots, vodka, flavored vodka, and even Apple family apple cider. Apple family apple cider was hard to get from where Colorlove was from. The waiter came and asked for what Colorlove wanted.
"Give me the cider please." She said excitedly
She quickly gulped it down. The waiter was surprised.
"Give me three more please." She said with an innocent looking smile.
"Uh, sure."
She gulped all three down.
The waiter didn't hesitate and gave her five more and beckoned to the other waiters. They watched in awe.
The waiter got her seven more. Now nine. Now eleven. By then all the waiters were chanting. " Chug! Chug! Chug!Chug!"
Nine more drinks of apple cider later Colorlove couldn't sit up straight without falling off her seat. A love song suddenly came on. She ran to the dancefloor. She started dancing like she was listening to some hardcore dubstep. She stopped for a moment. She looked around and saw Star Light. She was talking to a stallion with a dark yellow coat, a brown mane and a space shuttle as a cutie mark. They were looking deep into each others eyes. Color staggered over to the two.
"How about we go back to my place and I take you to space." The stallion said softly.
"Sure, cause i'm ready to take off." Star Light replied.
Colorlove stood next to Star light.
"Is this you're friend? I mean my rocket ship is big enough for both of you fine mares."
Colorlove pushed Star to the side and looked in the stallion's eyes with a stern face.
"Now look, you're not going to make little star foals with my best friend. You sicken me and should be in the bathroom. Cause the shit thats coming out of your mouth right now is going to be hard to clean up later. I think."
Star Light whispered to Color.
"What are you doing?"
"Come on, the guy was totally trying to get his cheese into your grater."
The stallion interrupted the two.
"Since I can't have her how bout you?" He quickly grabbed Color by the wrist and gave her a long lasting kiss. Color looked down and blushed. The stallion had stolen her first kiss. Her wings flared up with emberrassment. The stallion slowly started to move his hooves towards her wings. She tried to pull away.
"No! Please! Stop!" She pleaded. She couldn't move away. She was too drunk.(Well that escalted quickly.) The colt felt a tap at his shoulder. When he turned around he got punched. Over Critical was the brave colt's name. ColorLove then fell into his arms.
"Who the buck are you?" Color asked.
"It's me, Over Critical. Are you okay?"
"Bitch, I'm derpin' fine!"
"A-are you drunk?"
"..........No."
Colorlove fell out of Crit's arms and faceplanted to the floor. Critical helped Colorlove get up.
"I better get you home before you hurt yourself."
Over Critical was relived to be at Color's house after carrying her while stopping to tell her to not play Ladybug with the hobos multiple times. He put her in bed and closed the door. He almost left the house until,
"Critical, I want some kool-aid!" Colorlove screamed from the kitchen.
"Fine, I'll be right there."
"No, I'm gonna get it myself."
"Color, don't try anything. Just wait until i'm..."
KLANG! Critical ran to the kitchen. Colorlove was screaming.
"Oh Celestia, it's in my mane! Get it out! It's in my mane! Why me? I'm gonna die if this stuff doesn't get out of my mane."
Powdered kool-aid was spilled everywhere. Over Critical face-hoofed.
"And I thought she was mature." Over Critical sighed. "It's going to be a long night."
After cleaning up several messes, Critical fell asleep on the couch. Colorlove trotted into the room and found Critical asleep. She was still a little bit drunk and decided to sleep next to him.
The next morning, Colorlove awoke to see Critical making breakfast.
"Oh Gosh, please don't tell me,"
"We didn't do anything you just fell asleep next to me on the couch."
"Oh okay. Where's Flame and Star Light?"
"Your friends? They're right here."
Color looked around the room and spotted them.
"Good mourning." Star Light said.
"What happened last night?"
"Your cute friend here told us everything." Fireball said looking at Critical.
Critical blushed awkwardly. " Uh,i'm engaged." He said in the background.
"Yeah. You were pretty drunk." said Star Light
"And that's why we got you councilling."
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ That was chapter One. I just want to say thanks to the brother of Loopertrooper(<- He's on fimfiction. You should check it out.) for letting Over Critical be in this chapter. If you are wondering, Over Critical is engaged to Rarity and has a brother by the name of hyper active. Thanks for reading chapter one. There will be more to come. See you later.