Stranger Than Fiction

by Not Enough Coffee


Pee Pee Pants City - Boogiemare - [Comedy, Random, Second Person]

You were currently hiding under your blankets for dear life. Ever since you were but a wee lad, you knew that the covers were your safety, your sanctuary. Nothing could penetrate them, for they were guarded by an deep, ancient magic.

Still, you shivered, for what lies outside the realm of your comfy abode was too terrifying to put into words. Looking into its eyes was like staring into the deepest, darkest abyss. What lied inside was something you were not willing to find out, but you were sure it was something far more frightening than your little monkey brain could handle.

The worst part was… You had to go to the bathroom. Confound your bodily functions! They drive you to question whether or not it’d be a good idea to go to pee pee pants city on your freshly washed sheets…

You unconsciously did a little potty dance under the covers, shifting your legs to and fro, trying your damnedest to hold back the flood gates. This was all good fun on the viewing end of your perverted fetishes, but be the recipient was actually the fucking pits. Though, at least you had a reasonable reason as to why you were holding it in. It was either hold it in and eventually piss the bed, or risk it for the biscuit and make a mad dash to the bathroom. The latter involves your life being sucked away, so you’d be going with the former.

Shifting to the side, trying to find a more comfortable position, you felt your soul leave your body. You didn’t even notice that your heart skipped a beat, and that your breath hitched itself firmly in your throat. Beside you was… IT!

“You know I’ma ‘her,’ right?” It asked, but you were still caught up in how it was able to penetrate your perfect protection facility.

That was when you felt a draft by your right foot's toes. Looking down, you saw that your big toe was slightly poking out of the safety of your blankets, exposing you to the outside air.

You will be cut off for this betrayal…

Quickly remembering your dire situation, you looked up again to notice that it was gone, vanished as soon as it appeared. Quickly pulling your foot in, you closed off the barrier to the outside once more. Perhaps the magic within was still powerful enough to expel her, giving you enough time to bring the seal back to full power.

Suddenly, you found the blankets around you ripped away, leaving you frigid and afraid for you life on your bed.

“OH, GOD! OH PLEASE! OH FUCK!” You exclaimed like a man facing his death proper.

You shut your eyes, hoping to all the deities above that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you. The second more powerful magic against the dark arts. It should buy you time to think of a plan.

To your misfortune, you felt something crawling up your legs, making its way up to the base of your head.

“Oh, Anon.” It moaned out.

Against your will, you felt a force opening your eyelids. You fought hard to shut them once more to continue your defense against the creature, but it was to no avail. You were staring into its eyes once again, this time unable to look away.

“Anon, you’re fear has gotten me so riled up, I just centi-peed myself!”

Unable to move, paralyzed, you saw coming from her mane a army of centipedes, all of which making their way towards your face. You then felt your mouth open, and despite how much you wanted to shut it tight, it simply would not happen.

It’s face twisted and turned into a malicious grin, before it suddenly let out a blood curdling scream. It sounded like nails on a chalkboard, making your heartbeat all the faster. You were positive you were gonna die from a heart attack before the centipedes even reached your mouth. Honestly, you were okay with that compared to the alternative.

You suddenly felt your vision go black before jolting upright in your bed once more. You panted, looking back and forth, up and down all around your room for any sign of that monstrosity. That was when you felt something… Warm between your legs.

“Oh for fucks sake!”

That was by far your worst sleep paralysis demon.