//------------------------------// // 4 - Perfect meeting // Story: A Perfect Displacement // by SleepyBear //------------------------------// As I flew towards Equestria, I couldn’t help but smile, gazing up at the sky. I was about to fight the royal sisters, and while the sisters weren’t that powerful, this was bound to be entertaining. The clouds kept blurring as I passed through them, I wasn’t going at full speed, but I was going fast either way. While flying, I noticed that I had caught up with Daring do who had, had a couple of hours head start on Equestria. “Sup Dora,” stopping on my tracks, I waved at her. Her widened eyes and scared expression were enough to communicate that she wasn’t expecting me to catch up with her. “How?!” Daring asked as I smirked at her. “Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!” leaving that reference in the air, one that she would never understand; I continued flying towards Equestria, leaving a confused and angry Daring Dora behind me. One minute later, I had arrived at my destination, my body was craving challenge, even if it meant me holding back a lot. As I surveyed my surroundings, I took note of the several buildings around and people around. I could see a large castle in the distance; there was no mistaking it. I was in Canterlot. The sisters were waiting for me; I could feel it. “Well, this is new... Celestia is doing something...Good for her.” “Guess I’ll just go and meet them, intimately.” My immediate checkpoint was on sight the Royal castle, so I set off toward the castle at a moderate speed. Upon reaching it, I got a better look at things. I was right! They were waiting for me both sisters had battle armors on, Celestia had a golden armor and a big two-handed battle-ax, while Luna had a silver-colored armor with two rapiers. “STATE THY BUSINESS!” Luna shouted, pointing her rapiers angrily at me. “Oh my princess, careful with that you might poke someone’s eye out,” I smirked at her, as my tone got lower, “In this case yours,” “If possible, we would like to resolve this peacefully,” Celestia announced with a troubled look on her face, “We don’t want to harm you,” 'Yeah and the weapons and armor were just your daily clothes, bitch I’m not stupid,’ “Well don’t worry... you won’t harm me, after all with that power you will barely tan my perfect body,” Both sisters were more powerful than I initially expected, Luna was the strongest one with a power level similar to Frieza on his first form, Celestia was close to her sister. “HOW DARE THY! TO CALL OUR SISTER A TAN MACHINE!” Luna roared, clearly angry at my remark. “Hey... it’s not inaccurate,” I mocked the angry tiny little lady. Celestia was about six foot tall with a gorgeous and delicate body, Luna, on the other hand, was around 5’8 and had the same build as her sister. 'Wait... I find females attractive?... I always thought Cell was asexual... Well, I figure that out later, in the meantime is time to kick some royal butt,’ Celestia took on a battle stance holding her weapon tight, “Then I’m sorry for what I have to do next,” “WE ARE NOT SORRY!” Luna added, cracking her neck. Luna was the first to lunged forward, quickly flying towards me and coming closer; with her rapiers in attempt to stab me, I could’ve let her rapiers break in contact with my body, but I decided to dodge and in the process take hold of her mane. “Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.” I laughed at my own joke as I started to spin the poor mare, “You seem to be a believer, let’s try that out, shall we?” “WHAT?!” Luna exclaimed. Luna had noticed that I had taken hold of her mane a little too late as I already had started spinning her in circles creating a moonado aka a tornado that is made with a woona, I kept spinning her until I felt that she was getting dizzy and was about to puke, so I tossed her towards the castle at full speed without losing any momentum. 'Noone pukes on perfection,' Celestia during this ordeal attempted to sneak behind me to end the conflict with a single attack of her battle-axe; smirking at her naivety I just raised a finger to defend myself as her axe was brought down my neck, as expected the axe broke like a cup glass, creating a rumbling echo through the city of Canterlot. Celestia was in shock of how easy her weapon shattered, and before she could regain her posture, I struck her on the guts making her puke blood the impact sent her body like a rag doll where I had tossed her sister. Luna had already recovered by this point and started to push back hard with all her might, it was cute to be honest, seeing her trying to stab me and failing repeatedly. She was very strong, but I was superior to her in every way. “Is this all the Royal sisters can amount to?” I asked, with my arms crossed as I effortlessly dodged her attacks. “I WILL END THE THEE!” Luna roared in anger as she created a blast big enough to wipe haft of Canterlot. “Sister, don’t use that amount of magic so close to the city,” Celestia that had recovered a bit from my attack was panting, the blow on her guts had taken the best out of her, “I had to create a barrier to avoid collateral damage,” “SORRY BUT WE WON!” Luna shouted gleefully. “I’m insulted you consider such attack would even come close to kill me,” Both sisters were in shock as they saw my unharmed body floating in the same spot I had received the attack, “Again, is that all?” Celestia smiled at me, “We were never the meant to defeat you,” “THE ELEMENTS WERE!” Luna added with a victorious smile. ‘The girls are here? hmm I think I will let the harmony LGBTQ blast hit me, it should be fun,’ “Alright then...” I started to descend to the ground, getting a set of perplexed looks on both sisters, “Tell your slave/student that I won’t move, so she better gets the best and most powerful fucking rainbow they can possibly muster,” After waiting a fair bit, the elements arrived, both Celestia and Luna, though I was tricking them, but they still wanted to risk everything on this best would that rainbow friendship power work on me. To begin with, I had no idea how resistant to magic Cell was, but there was a chance I had signed my own stone sentence. Not to mention the fact that creatures like Majin Buu were affected by magic so there was a chance I would be affected too, but he was a being of pure magic, I was not. “Is time to bring this party pooper down!” Pinkie was jumping around the room, looking at me with a friendly yet intimidating smile. “Yeah! Let’s bring--” Rainbow was about to say something about how cool she was, and I really had no patience to sit there and listen to the six monologues coming my way, so I interrupted them. “Please save me the Fairy Tail moment and just blast me, okay?” I was annoyed at how stupid some creatures can be, I can literally blast the planet off, and they are having one-liners, fuck them. “Very well! girls, let’s give it to him!” Twilight started to glow, and one by one, her friends did the same. “Hey, I won’t complain,” I winked at them, probably none of them got my joke. A rainbow-colored blast that was slow as hell was brought down upon my perfect self, as I wondered how could people like discord not avoid this slow-motion blast, and even though I could dodge the attack, I was excited. ‘Yes! maybe this will make me go beyond my limits!’ Seconds after the blast, my body started to petrify, starting on my feet, I could see the princesses smiling and the girls celebrating. ‘It barely does something; the magic is not trying to contain me... is only progressing because I’m allowing it,’ With little effort and tired of the facade, I overpowered the hold the amulets had on me, breaking the pieces of stone that hard formed in my body like a nice mud mask. “That was disappointing,” I announced as I studied the expressions of despair in each one of the present individuals. ‘Maybe the amulets didn’t work because I’m not exactly evil... more like chaotic neutral,’ “Let’s try again!” Rainbow shouted. 'It seems stupidity is a norm in this world,’