"And then I went to Sweet Berry Acres, and Berryjack saw what a good farmer I was even without cheating earth pony magic, and she looked into my eyes and said—"
"Strawberry Sunrise, are you writing romantic fiction about yourself and Applejack again?"
Strawberry turned in horror to see Rarity staring back. "No!" She spread a wing to block Rarity's view of the typewriter while the other grabbed her masterpiece out of it. She balled it up in her hooves as she said, "What are you even doing in my house?"
"I've been trying to tell you your dress for the Farmers' Ball was ready, but you weren't answering your door." Rarity glanced behind her to said door. "Which was unlocked, might I add."
"Well, knock next time!" cried Strawberry, just before stuffing the first incriminating page in her mouth.
"Darling, if I'd knocked any harder, I'd have punched through the door." Rarity sighed as she watched Strawberry chew. "You do know she's seeing Rainbow Dash, yes?"
The tears Strawberry wiped from her muzzle were only there because she was forcing down paper. "Let me dream, Rarity."