Spike: Prince Of Equestria

by Spikemaster105


Trying To Figure Out Where Babies Come From

The next morning with the Young Crusaders, they are wondering if they got any information about where babies come from and how they're made.

"So any luck asking your parents Daisy", the little human girl shook her head no.

"What about you Flurry Heart", the little Princess shook her head no too.

"My uncle wouldn't tell me eather", then they turned to their other two friends.

"Pumpkin, Berry, what about you two?"

They shock their heads no, "Me and Pound tried asking since I let him know what we're gonna try to get our cutie marks in, but my mommy and daddy wouldn't tell us, says we're too young", their friend and sister explained.

"Same with my parents, told me the same thing after I asked", the mage boy spoke up.

They stood there for awhile thinking, then Pumpkin had an idea, "If our parents and uncle won't tell us where babies come from, maybe someone else would".

Her friends thought about and nodded putting on smiles, "That's a great idea, let's split up..you and Berry ask one half, and me and Daisy will ask the other", they nodded and soon they headed off.

Seconds later with the two little magic users, before they can ask the first adult or teen about where babies come from, the little boy stopped.

"Hey Pumpkin".

She stopped turning to him with a smile, "Yeah?"

"My birthday is coming up soon and I was wondering if like to come to it", he asked hopefully she says yes.

"Oh course I will Berry, and our friends will be there too", he happily thanked her and they both headed towards the first two adults they see.

When they reached them, "Excuse me Lyra and Bon Bon, can me and my friend ask you a question".

The mage and human women looked down at them smiling, "Sure".

"Ok, where do baby's come from and how they are made", that shocked the adults wondering what kind of a question is that.

"We can't tell you, you're both too young to know", then they walked away causing them to sigh and look for the next adult or teen.

With Flurry Heart and Daisy, they ran up to their school teacher grocery shopping, "Hi Miss Cheerilee".

She turned to them with a smile, "Hi girls, need something".

"Tomorrow during school, can you teach us where baby's come from and how they are made", that shocked the adult.

"Why?"

"So me and my friends can get our cutie marks in baby making", the school teacher is still shocked.

"My Goddesses it's like Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom and Dinky all over again when they were younger".

"I can't, you kid's are too young to know", then she grabbed her groceries and walked away.

The two girls sighed before looking around, they saw the two rich teens Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon talking with smiles, they ran towards them.

With Pumpkin and Berry again, "So do you know where baby's come from Mr and Mrs Hooves", they asked a red face Derpy and Time Turner.

"W-We can't tell you, sorry", the two kid's sighed and nodded in understanding, then headed off to ask someone else.

An hour later with a bruised and bandaged up Spike and Gallus walking out of the training machine, the two teens are coming from another universe.

"Freaken Naruto, he sure can fight and is pretty quick", the tough winged teen nodded rubbing his ribs.

"Same with Sasuke, was pretty badass though how they did those hand seal things, making clones and shooting flames from their mouths", his angel friend nodded.

"Next time we use this wanna bring Sandbar", the flyer nodded again putting on a smirk, then they started heading out to find their friends.

"And Gallus, let's never fall for that trick again where he turns into a hot chick", the Griffin teen nodded at that too remembering how disturbed he was.

With the Young Crusaders meeting up, they were frustrated after asking teens and adults about where babies come from.

"How come no one will tell us where babies come from", Daisy said angrily.

"Yeah, they even told us the same thing everyone else said, you're too young or we can't tell you or you're not old enough to know".

Suddenly Flurry Heart had an idea, "Girls and Berry, maybe my uncle will tell us", that confused her friends.

"Didn't you already asked your uncle?"

The little Princess girl shook her head no, "Uncle Discord, are you around..me and my friends want to ask you a question!", she called out loud.

Seconds later he appeared with a smile, "What is it you need my dear niece".

"Hey uncle, where do baby's come from and how they are made", that shocked him.

"Uhhhh", but before he can tell her and her friends that they're too young, Pinkie Pie came zipping over with a beaming smile.

"Hey Dizzy, what'cha doing", she hugged him giving him a kiss.

"Flurry Heart and her friends asked me about where baby's come from", he told her.

"Oh...so they are curious huh, we should teach them and show them then", she smirked making the kids smile and nod.

"Yeah, teach and show us".

"We wanna know".

"Will you please teach us and show us".

"Ok then, we'll show you...but first head home and grab a note book so you can write it all down", they beamed and nodded before running off towards their homes excitedly.

When they are out of earshot, "Go grab a big tuf of cloud", she told her Chaotic lover confusing him, then it clicked.

"We're gonna use a cloud to make a baby", the beaming pink party woman nodded.

"They're kids Dizzy, they'll believe anything", then the Draconequus started flying upwards to look for a cloud.

With the Prince and the tough Griffin, they are hanging out with their friends having a burger and they finished telling them about where they went.

"So you and Gallus trained with this Naruto and Sasuke guys", the two teens nodded.

"Were they friendly or bad?"

"They were cool, turns out they like to train all the time too, Naruto even explain to us about his Uzukami Jutsu, pretty badass I say", his slightly feathered friend nodded at that.

"Well...I'm glad you didn't get hurt", Silverstream gave her boyfriend a kiss and hug.

"Wanna go next time Sandbar", the human male teen nodded putting on a smile.

"Would be cool to check out other worlds, sure I'm in".

"Don't forget about us, we wanna join too", Scootaloo spoke up as her friends nodded in agreement with smiles, the teenage angel then decided to take them too.

Minutes later with Pinkie Pie, Discord returned just in time as the kids came back too with notepads ready to learn.

"I can't believe we're gonna learn where babies come from", Flurry Heart spoke excitedly.

The human woman and Draconequus turned to them, "You kids ready to learn about babies and how they are made", they nodded.

"Ok, for the girls they need a boy for this, and for the boys they need a girl", they nodded writing it down.

"Then a cloud", that confused them when her lover gave her it.

"Why?"

Suddenly Berry gasped in shock, "Are all species of humans part clouds", the pink haired party lover nodded with a smile.

"Yuporoni, that's why we need to drink water all the time".

"Whoa, I didn't know that", then they wrote it down too.

"You grab the cloud and started making the baby shape and what type of gender you want it to be", the kids looked on watching the two adults make a cloud shaped baby.

They are actually believing this not noticing that Discord put his hand behind his back using his magic to make it come to life.

The cloud baby started crying as Pinkie Pie held it cooeing over it and treating it like a real baby, the kids looked on in awe.

"Wow, we just witness a baby being made girls and Berry", Daisy said in awe.

Seconds later, "Is it possible to make a baby on your own if you don't have a boyfriend".

"It is not", then the kids started writing it down.

"Can't wait to try to get my baby making cutie mark with Pound", the little Princess said to herself not knowing what that truly means.

Her uncle is shaking his head with a smirk, "Oh their parents are gonna be in one hell of a surprise when their kids tell them they know where baby's come from".