Fallen Order

by Jar Man


Restored Order

I stood on the steps of the castle, I was nervous to see how much has happened in the span of 2 weeks or however long i was gone. There is so much i needed to say to Twilight and I didn't even know how to start.

"Here goes nothing" I sighed.

I opened the door and it felt like an emo fest. The castle was dark and not a single sound could be heard, I closed the door and started walking down the halls and up the stairs. I strolled down the dark hallway to Twilights room and could here faint sobs inside. I cracked the door open and spotted her on her bed holding a pillow with spike trying to comfort her, he looked tired as fuck too.

I then opened the door and spike saw me, his jaw dropped and he was shocked to see me again. I made a quite gesture and approached Twilights left side of her bed, I placed a hand on her back and started to rub it to comfort her. She shivered at my cold touch.

"Spike why is your hand cold?" Twilight asked not looking up.

Spike gathered himself and cleared his throat. "That's not me Twi" he said.

She looked up at him and slowly turned around to face me. Her eyes got bigger and bigger and before I knew it she had me in a tight hug with tears running down her face. I felt tears fall down mine as well as I held her, she didn't want to let go and neither did I. I fell onto her bed and she used her magic to take off my helmet and threw it onto the couch, her face was inches from mine. I might as well speak now.

"Twilight, I'm so-" Before I could finish she pressed her face into mine and we were now...kissing. I've never kissed a girl in my entire fucking life. This was some crazy shit like no joke I was shitting bricks right now. 'this feels kinda gay fam'

She pulled back leaving me in a shocked state, her giggling was cute but I was frozen in place. Spike took this time to leave us both alone, I heard his ass book it down the hall the second he left. Twilight lifted me up with her magic and poofed away my armor them set me on the other side of the bed.

"We still on for that date?" She Asked.

A smile hit my face. "Of course," I answered. I then remembered her getting shanked a while back. "How's your stomach?"

"It's fine now that you're here" She said softly.

We laid there holding each other, it felt good to be back again and this time I'm not gonna steal anymore nukes...for now. I needed to tell her everything.

(Next day)

I woke up feeling refreshed as ever, I felt Twilight on top of me wrapped around me like a blanket. A smile planted itself on my face as I laid there under her. I checked my watch and it was 8:30 a.m..

"Guess I should go see the boys," I gently shook Twilight. "Twilight, it's time wake get up"

She frowned with her eyes still closed. "Just...a few more minutes"

"I gotta see the boys So they know I'm okay," I said back.

She rolled over and let me up, I took a long shower since Twilight tried to pull a fast one and hop in. Took me 5 minutes to secure the shower. I got out and noticed a few red marks on my chest and neck area, they looked like bruises but didn't hurt.

"Hey Twilight?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you know how I got these marks?"

I heard her fall off the bed. "Uh...no I-I do not know of any marks" she answered nervously.

I shrugged. "I think I fell or something, oh well"

I put my armor on and once Twilight took her shower we ate breakfast and headed off to Sol, she held my hand the while way there.

(Sol)

As we walked to the door everyone stared in shock at me being back. Out of nowhere someone started cheering and the whole town began cheering, I smiled and waved.

"SIR KOBE!!"A green blur tackled me. I looked up Lucky on top of me.

"Sup"

"We've been trying to find you for weeks and the council even brought the mirror back but couldn't put it together since a piece was missing!" She explained rather quickly.

I remembered the shard I had in my pouch. "Oh...well I'm back now" I said sheepishly smiling.

She then grabbed me and Twilight. "Come on, the others are gonna freak when they see you!" We were pulled into the castle.

We were dragged up stairs and Lucky kicked open the door to the War room. Colin was sitting in front of the broken mirror while Kelso had a book about universal travel. They both looked at us and not a second later We were all celebrating and tears were shed that moment.

"Holy shit dude where did you go?" Colin asked.

"Its a long story bro,"

He looked down and saw me and Twilights hands. "I see you finally pip pip the diddly doo," he nudged.

I laughed. "No we didn't just starting slow"

Colin leaned against the wall."Kelso owes me 500 bits now that y'all are a thing, he bet you wouldn't do it"

"And here's your payment" Kelso sat a bag if bits on the table

I wrapped my left arm around Twilight in a playful gesture. "It's so good to be back, I still have a date to go to but still haven't thought of the place yet"

Kelso rubbed his chin. "Why not that knock off Olive garden?"

I thought about but since they did have good food, and it was the only restaurant I knew as I've been busy kicking ass.

"I can set up a reservation for us," Twilight offered.

"Bet" I gave her a thumbs up.

She gave me a kiss on the helmet before leaving back to Ponyville. I waited a till I heard her head down stairs then me and the boys acted like complete retards over me and Twilight.

"Not gonna lie dude I thought She would legit kidnap you into a relationship," Colin said chuckling to himself.

I started thinking about that now. "She wouldn't do that....right?"

Everyone just shrugged, I sat in my chair and glanced over to the map, I noticed a few of Colins forces were near Klugetown Ocean borders.

"Hey, what's up with Klugetown?"

"We got a report from one of the captains stationed there saying he saw a small group of beasts with blue markings stalking the area and fled across the ocean when they were spotted" Colin answered.

"Did they follow them?"

He shook his head. "No, we didn't want to risk anything in case they were just some creeps"

"What about the ship yard were they near it at all?" I was worried about an impending attack from this potential threat.

"There was one spotted near it but nothing more," Kelso pointed to the outskirts of Klugetown.

"Alright we'll have to be in high alert then"

Colin pulled Out a scroll and tossed it to me. "Oh, AellĂ´ has pushed the Zebras put of Griffin territory and are close to putting down the sons of bitches"

"Good for him, its nice to know things are going well for the man," I said happily.

The boys just grunted and looked down. It seemed as though something was wrong.

"What's wrong?"

Kelso sighed. "We didn't want to say it around Twilight, but Celestia found out bout the scroll we stole, she wanted to speak with you but..." He gestured bout me being missing.

I didn't like where this was gonna go but I knew I'd be fucked eventually. I'll go speak with her tomorrow, hopefully she isn't too upset about it, I mean we used it for good so that's a plus.

We chilled out for a few hours then Twilight poofed in and without saying a word she took my hand and teleported us to the restaurant. I noticed it had a new name 'The Sunlight Valley' is what it said now.

"What do you think?" Twilight asked.

"Huh?" I looked down at her, "Oh" She wore a black and purple dress with a purple cross as her necklace. Her hair was up in a bun like the nurses at the hospital too.

"Rarity thought the necklace looked nice with it," She spun around and the dress was covered in twinkling stars.

"You look amazing, I just wish I put on a suit first before coming here" I commented, I forgot to put it on.

"Oh right!" She lit her horn and within a second I was in my gray suit.

We walked in and were greeted by a unicorn in a black suit, his coat was Orange and his mane was black with a black stripe through it.

"Princess Sparkle, I have your table ready for you and your date" He said. We followed him to the table that was set on a balcony where we could see the stars and the lake.

We sat down and I was still amazed at how awesome Twilight looked. I would be lying if I said I wasn't a nervous wreck, I would ask my dad for advice but seeing as I'm not on earth its kinda hard to do.

I picked up the menu with shaky hands,"So, I've never done this kind if thing so sorry if I mess up this date"

Twilight placed her hand on mine and smiled at me. "Kobe, you are perfectly fine, I've never done this either except with my old dolls back in magic school" Her touch actually calmed my nerves, it felt like some weight was lifted off my shoulders thanks to her.

A waiter came by and we ordered our food. The waiter left us and I laid my head on the table.

"Are you okay?" Twilight asked.

I shook my head. "I thought after I killed Aim, the visions would go away but they are still there, I don't know if In have to drag Satan down of his throne by his fucking nuts to stop it or..." I just wanted the pain to stop, it sucked to deal with all the attention it brings and the splitting headaches.

"If you want I can see if Luna has a spell to ease the pain,"She offered.

I nodded. "That would be nice, thank you"

"Anything for you~" She leaned forward and kissed my cheek.

Our food arrived and we ate silently at first, I wanted to tell her I was basically a war criminal for stealing a nuke and having the boys use it even though it could have destroyed the world. I didn't because I'd ruin our friendship probably and be forced to live in the forest forever. I then started thinking about what I'd do now, we defeated Chrysalis, Sombra, Tirek and Kalameet, but now we really got no-one else to kill. It's kinda depressing really

"Hey Twilight?"

She perked up. "Yes?"

"Now that we basically saved Equestria from all evil, what's next?" I asked, she tilted her head.

"Well, Now you can relax and live a normal life" She said smiling.

I sat back in my chair. How could I go back to a normal life after all this? "But, our whole purpose was to fight evil, if there's no evil to fight then we are basically useless..." That comment triggered something in Twilight.

"That is not true!" She used her magic and smacked me across the face. "You are more than just a monster slaying hero, you are always helping others off the battle field. There is more than just war your good at,"

I rubbed my cheek and snorted. "Back home me and the boys were nothing but kids, useless, until we got here and were tasked with fighting bad guys but now that their gone we're just a bunch of Roman looking soldiers living in a forest" An idea popped up and it was dumb but seemed fun to do. "I could try and take over Equestria in the name of the Sun and see how that goes"

She deadpanned."You are not taking over Equestria,"

"Watch, I'm gonna walk up there and wear Celestias crown like a fucking chad" I crosses my arms proudly.

Twilight giggled at my nonsense and continued to eat. I was already done, I always ate fast thanks to my uncle who was in the military and forced my ass up early in the morning. I didn't bother remembering those times as Twilight finished and I being the cool person I am I played for our shit and we left.

We were walking around the park enjoying each other's company, her head leaned against my arm since she was shorter than me. The night was quiet and cool, it was like the whole world disappeared and it was just us two. I found a bench that looked over the lake, it was a nice view so we sat there. Twilight pulled out her camera and leaned closer to me, she pressed her lips against my cheek and took the photo.

"I'm adding this to my book" She said grinning wildly.

I raised an eyebrow. "You have a book?"

She smirked. "Duh, I have to preserve my favorite memories...some of them you weren't awake for but that's okay"

"Well at least you are happy, that's what matters most" I said wholeheartedly.

She leaned closer to me then looked up. "Thank you Kobe, for coming back"

"I didn't find the other universe as fun," I commented. I wonder what that dude was up to now, probably freezing in that snow.

She giggled and nudged me, we stayed in this spot for almost two hours, I was begining to doze off so Twilight teleported us to her castle room. I lazily got into my shorts and shirt and laid on the bed knowing she wouldn't let me leave. What I thought was going to be a peaceful night turned a fat 180 when lit her horn and in a flash her clothes were gone like all gone. I covered my eyes with the pillow and curled up into a ball.

"Lady this is sinful!" I said muffled by my pillow.

"Is it?" She asked innocently.

"YES!!" I shouted.

Twilight sighed. "Alright, how about We just go to sleep then?"

I out down the pillow and looked at the ceiling. "Twilight It's not that I don't want to, I just want to wait until I know it'll last forever,"

Twilight came over and got under the covers, her body touched mine making me shiver slightly. "Well luckily we are both immortal so we got all the time to wait. Goodnight Kobe" She gave me a kiss then wrapped her arm around me letting her...friends touch me.

"Night..." I squeaked.

I closed my eyes and let the embrace of slumber take me. The darkness turned into a light and I was standing ankle deep water, the area was lit by an orange hue but no source of the light could be found. Just as usual Luna appeared before me.

"I see you two have finally became one," She said with hint of sadness in her voice. "I wish you the best for your journey".

"Is something wrong Princess?"

"Of course not!" She looked away quickly.

"Princess..." I said slowly.

Luna sighed and nodded. "Okay, yes I liked you too but, I knew that Twilight liked you more so I stepped away not wanting to ruin perfect relationship" she said rather fast.

I snorted at the Perfect comment. "Perfect? Lady I'm no where near perfect, I have sinned greatly and my faith is so turned I hate myself for it"

"And yet Twilight loves you for it," She countered .

My jaw dropped slightly at that. "S-She l-loves me?"

Luna smiled and wrapped an arm around me. "That is correct and for quite some time I'd say ever since Hearths war-" I stared her down. "Christmas, she's been more and more passionate about you"

"So this isn't like some phase she's going through from heat?" I asked carefully.

Luna smacked me on My head and tsked. "When a mare is in heat usually its more affected towards the one they care for the most,"

"So...during heat what if the one they love isn't down for piping the diddly doo?"

She shrugged. "Well I don't know I've never had anypony complain"

I crossed my arms in irritaton. "Me and Colin jumping out of the windows and almost killing ourselves wasn't enough?" A window appeared and it played the part where me and Colin jumped out of the window whilst escaping the girls grasp.

"Uhm...." Luna blushed.

I deadpanned. "That's what I thought, now what is it you want?"

"Just checking on you as last time I checked you went missing for two weeks, alot has happened while you were gone"

"So I've been told,"

"Would you like to know?"

I shook my head. "No, I don't really care to be honest, I have shit to do tomorrow like dealing with Celestia which is technically my fault"

"Yes I was told of the thing you stole from us, it wasn't the wisest but I understand why you did it" She said.

"You do?"

Luna smiled. "Yes, and I would be lying if I say I wouldn't have done the same, you knew the risk of the spell yet your bond and trust in your friends saved Equestria"

"Well not to toot my own horn but we are pretty badass," I said as the Warriors of Sunlight banner rose behind me while the national anthem played.

"I know Twilight wants to toot your horn" Luna said ruining my moment of glory.

"Alright now you just made this weird, I don't wanna talk anymore"

Luna laughed and lit her horn then disappeared, the world went white and I was back in Twilights room. I felt her wrapped around me like a child holding a teddy bear, I checked the clock and it was only 5:00 in the morning, talk about good sleep schedules. I was about to go back to sleep for a bit until the doors to her room opened and Starlights head popped in. We both made eye contact making this an awkward morning, I just waved with my free hand and she nodded in return.

"Sup"

"I was looking for my book on friendship Twilight gave me to study,"

I looked over to the nightstand where a book with Starlights cutiemark was and held it up. "This?"

She smiled and shuffled over to me. "Yep thanks" she was about to leave but turned around again. "Want some coffee, I made a lot for me to study?"

I looked at the sleeping Princess on me then back at her. "Sure why not" I gently moved Twilight and replaced myself with my pillow and slipped out of room.

We walked down the long hallway towards the kitchen, it was pretty bright and my eyes had to still adjust to it. Once we were in the kitchen Starlight got us both cups and poured some coffee.

"What are you doing up so early?" I asked.

"Twilight wants me to study the magic of friendship since she took me in as her student" Starlight said holding up her book.

I took a sip of the coffee. "And how's that working out for you?"

"It's alright, feels like magic school again but with more adventures and ponies. How's life killing monsters?"

I leaned against the counter and sighed. "We defeated every villain out there and now we have nothing else to do which is kinda wack"

"Why's that?"

"Me and the boys were sent here to fight evil I presume, now that that's over we have nothing else to do and if that happens we lose purpose in life and go hollow like every other undead"

"And if you go hollow you die?"

I tilted my head as a kinda gesture. "Our soul will die and our bodies become mindless husks feasting on souls of the innocent"

"That will happen?" She asked worrying.

"In time it will I mean, you can't keep fighting forever, you will eventually get tired if it. You can't save everyone no matter how hard you try"

"I'm sorry that you have to go through such a terrible fate,"


"Meh, I suppose the time will come so I want to be thrown in the deepest darkest pit you can find," I drank some more of the coffee and noticed it tasted a little weird. "Hey what's in this?" I slurred a little.


"Black coffee and morning relaxers, it helps keep me calm in the mornings" Starlight listed.

"I fe-feel fun..." I drank the rest if the delicious beverage and held on to Starlight.

"Are you okay?" She helped me to the counter.

"Yes...no...I'm a sad boy Starlight, I've fucked up a lot and...I like unicorns"

"Okay maybe the relaxers isn't human friendly" She took the coffee away from me that evil bitch.

"But anyway like I sed...throw my ass in a hole plez"

"Why would I do that?" She asked confused.

I rolled my eyes. "So I won't hurt anyone duh"

"Well you'll only go hollow if you lose purpose so Why don't we find you something to do?"

I thought about it then remembered what I told Twilight earlier. "Like over throw the Princess? Starlight that's brilliant!" I hugged her and skipped off out if there.


"What!?" She couldn't say more as I was already out the kitchen.

I sent back to Twilights room and began cleaning my armor before putting it on. Twilight rose up and looked at me.


"Oh hey love, what are you doing?" She asked in a tired tone.


"About over throw Celestia and become princess and become a pwetty pwincess" I said putting on my helmet.


Twilight nodded slowly before laying back down. "Oh okay have fun....wait"


(Canterlot)

I skipped my way down the hall and to the doors, the guards were weirded out by me but I felt like having fun. I opened the doors and fell through landing on the floor.

"Owchie" I started laughing.

"Kobe?" Luna called out.

I shot straight up at attention. "That's me"

"Are you okay?"

I pointed at Sunbutt. "I've come to take Thy ass and throne, I shall become pr-princess of queefstra!"

The sisters looked at each other in confusion on what to do with the human in front of them. Celestia looked back at me with a troubled look."Are you drunk?"

I gasped at the outrageous accusation. "I...I am a man of God women I don't d-drink or sex marriage!"

I walked forward and laid out in between their thrones. I felt Luna use her magic to lift me up and set me in a chair next to her.

"Kobe do you know why you are here?" Celestia asked.

Out of nowhere sea of Sadness hit me and I think I started crying. "Ahm so sorry Tia I didn't mean to hurt your ponies...I just wanted to help beat the mean Dragon, I failed to do that too" I used a part of Lunas dress to wipe away the tears.

Celestia stood up and crouched I front of me. "You stole a very dangerous spell that could have killed every living thing on this planet" I reached out and poked her boob making her turn red like an apple.

Luna started laughing. "Sister I think it's best if he rests until his sickness or whatever wears off before we talk some more"

Celestia sighed and they both helped me up then carried me somewhere. I wondered what rainbows tasted like...probably like Skittles.

"Have you two ever heard the tragedy of Darth plagues the wise?"