Space Jam

by Gojizilla54


Chapter 5 - Looney Tunes

5

Equestria

The ponies of Equestria screamed and run out of the way. The space ship then teleports into the ground and goes underground. Inside the ship the Nerdlucks drive the ship. They fly through a tunnel.

“Hang on!” yelled Pound.

“Hanging on!” exclaimed Bang.

“Hoo-hah!” exclaimed Bupkus

“Hanging on!” repeated Blanko.

As they continue to fly through the tunnel. The ship shakes and the Nerdlucks scream and they see the Warner Bros. logo and the Looney Tunes them song players as they fly toward it.

“Bombastic,” said Pound smiling.

“Cool!” said Nawt with amaze.

They fly through the logo and entered Looney Tube land. On the ground there were gunshots and Bugs Bunny running.

“All “wight”, you irascible bunny! Come back here, you “scwewy” rodent!” yelled Elmer Fudd.

“I’ll, uh, be with you in a sec, folks, after I finish with nature boy there,” said Bugs Bunny to the audience. As Bugs finished with that statement he is met by Elmer’s shotgun and Bugs looks at him.

“All right, you pesky “wabbit”. I’ve got you now! yelled Elmer. As he was about to shoot Bugs he is crushed by a metal ramp. “Ouch!” yelled Elmer in pain.

“Hmm,” though Bugs as he looks at the spaceship. Then the spaceship door opens and the Nerdlucks come out.

“One small step for Moi!” yelled Pound.

“Moi,” said the Nerdlucks.

“One giant leap for Moron Mountain,” said Bang as he pulls out a flag.

Bang hits Pound in the foot with his flag and Pound screamed in pain. Bugs looks at Elmer and Elmer gets up with stars spinning above his head and groaning in pain.

“And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd,” said Bugs and sees the Nerdlucks coming down from the ramp and the Nerdlucks looks at Bugs.

“Diminutive, ain’t they?” said Bugs.

“We seek the one they called Bugs Bunny,” said Bang.

“Yeah, Bugs Bunny,” said Nawt.

“Have you seen him?” questioned Bang.

“Is he around?” questioned Blanko.

Bugs then looks at the audience and decides to play a trick the Nerdlucks.

“Hmmm... Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny, says does he have, uh great big long ears,” said Bugs as he shows them his ears. “Like these?” questioned Bugs.

“Yeah! Uh-huh,” said the Nerdlucks nodded in agreement.

“Does he hop around like this?” questioned Bugs as he hops around the forest.

“Yeah,” said the Nerdlucks.

"And does he say "What's up doc?" Like this? questioned Bugs as puts his hand on Pound's head and chomps on his carrot. "Eh... What's up doc," said Bugs.

“Yeah! Whoo! exclaimed the Nerdlucks excitedly.

“Nope. Never heard of him,” said Bugs as he walks away.

“Aww,” sighed the Nerdlucks in disappointment.

“You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all,” said Bugs.

As Bugs continues to walk a laser zap hits him, causing the trees and grass around him to die, the sky turns red, and the road around turns it into a hole.

“Uh-oh,” said Bugs.

“Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune,” said Bang.

Bugs turns around and feels a sense of shock in his body and his ears go down.

“Hey, what do you think we are, stupid?” asked Bupkus.

All the Nerdlucks hold their laser guns straight at Bugs.

“Well, it took you a little while to figure out who I am,” said Bugs.

“Don’t move a muscle,” said Nawt.

“Okay Bunny, gather up your tune pals. We’re taking you for a ride,” smiled Pound.

“Move it mister!” demanded Nawt.

Pound then sees Blanko acting dumb, leaning on him.

“Yeah, totally,” said Blanko leaning on Pound.

Pound got irritated at Pound’s behavior and rolled his eyes.

“So like where we going?” chuckled Blanko.

Pound got fed up with Blanko’s acting and slapped him across the face.

“Are we there yet?” asked a dizzy Blanko.

Then, he falls down on the ground.