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Chicago
The United Center
1993
It was a busy evening in Chicago, it was crowded in the United Center, where the Chicago Bulls play. Many reporters were inside the United Center to hear NBA superstar, Michael Jordan. There were many tape recorders recording and cameras flashing taking pictures of him and then Michael spoke.
“I just feel at this time that I’ve reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire. The good thing that comes out of this is that my father had the opportunity to see me play my last game,” said Michael to the reporters.
“What are you going to do now?” asked one of the reporters. Michael already knew what he was going to do when he retired from basketball.
“Well, I’ve never really told anybody this, except for one person and uh, but I think I’m going to play professional baseball,” answered Michael.
“What position will you play?” asked another reporter. Michael didn’t know what position he was going to play and then though of one position that he could play.
“I don’t know as a kid, I was a pitcher, I think I’d be kinda hard for me to pitch, I think I’m gonna play in the outfield,” answered Michael.
As many reporters started to ask Michael questions, and Michael answering them back, then up in space that passes the moon there is a planet that has the sign saying “Amusement Park.” Then a planet named “Moron Mountain.” Many spaceships go pass it but never visit.
Moron Mountain
Space
Then an alien kid with his father runs around the amusement park and then stops and gets bored of being in the park.
“Let’s gets out of here, Dad. This place stinks. Don’t ever bring me here anymore, all right, said the alien kid. His father nodded in agreement. What the alien kid doesn’t know is that he was being by an obese alien. This is Mr. Swackhammer, the owner of the park and around him were smaller aliens called Nerdlucks who wear bow ties.
“Are you listening?” questioned Mr. Swackhammer angrily to the Nerdlucks. There were five Nerdlucks, Pound is the orange overweight one, Bang is the green scrawny one, Bupkus is the purple one, Blanko is the tall slender blue one, and Nawt is the red short one and all of them surrounded Swackhammer’s desk.
“Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. I told you if I told you once. I’ve told a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times!” exclaimed Swackhammer angrily. “We need new attractions!” Mr. Swackhammer demanded.
“Right,” said the Nerdlucks in agreement. “New ones!” yelled Mr. Swackhammer.
“Uh-huh,” said Nawt as he nodded in agreement.
“Get it?” questioned Mr. Swackhammer strictly.
“Big shiny new things. Yeah,” said Nawt as he was filing Swackhammer’s nails.
“Absolutely, sir,” said Bang as he is cleaning Swackhammer’s sandals while Bupkus licks his sandals.
As Mr. Swackhammer lit his lighter he stated. “Look at me. Look at me and listen.” As he accidentally burned Pound’s butt with his lighter and Pound screams in pain, then jumps off the desk. “The customer is always right!” stated Mr. Swackhammer.
“Right!” exclaimed the Nerdlucks. “The customer is always right,” Mr. Swackhammer repeated as he lit his cigar and smokes.
“Yeah! exactly!” exclaimed the Nerdlucks in agreement.
As Mr. Swackhammer smiled and drooling he states. “Always!” As green drool lands on Blanko.
“Eww!” said Blanko disgusted. “Right!” exclaimed the Nerdlucks in agreement. As Mr. Swackhammer gets up from his chair he needed ideas.
“Okay, we need something,” said Swackhammer as he hits Nawt and Bupkus.
“Oh, my bad,” said Bupkus.
“We need something,” said Swackhammer as he hits Pound and Blanko which causes them to yelp.
“Nutty!” exclaimed Mr. Swackhammer. “Nutty?” questioned Nawt with curiosity.
As Swackhammer gets back to his desk to sit he accidentally sits on the remote and turns back on the TV screens. “We need something wacky,” said Swackhammer. “Hmmm, wacky,” though Nawt.
“We need something, something, something, we need something...,” though Mr. Swackhammer before he was interrupted.
“Looney?” questioned Bupkus as he covered his mouth for his mistake. “Oops!” said Bupkus.
As Nawt points out that the TV and said, “Looney, thank you.”
Swackhammer was confused at first. “Looney?” questioned Mr. Swackhammer. Then he turns around and noticed the TV screens on. He sees the Looney Tunes on the TV screens of them doing crazy things, explosions, and funny things, which then gives him a good idea. Mr. Swackhammer smiled excitedly. “Yes, Looney!” exclaimed Mr. Swackhammer. “Yes! Now you're talking! Looney, Looney, that’s it, that’s the word I was looking for!” exclaimed Mr. Swackhammer. Bupkus looks up at him smiling and giggling excitedly. “Looney, get the Looney Tunes!” demanded Mr. Swackhammer.
Bupkus was jumping up happily yelling, “Looney Tunes!” Then Swackhammer got up from his chair. “Bring them here!” demanded Mr. Swackhammer.
“Sir, just noticing, sir. They are from Earth, what if they can’t come?” questioned Blanko with curiosity. Those words angered him.
“What did you say?” questioned Mr. Swackhammer angrily. “What if they can’t come?” questioned Swackhammer angrily again. As he grabs Blanko by the neck, choking him and smiled evilly. “Then make ‘em!” said Mr. Swackhammer in a deep voice.
“Cool,” said Blanko with a strained voice.
“Make ‘em! Looney!” exclaimed Mr. Swackhammer as he laughs evilly.
“We’re gonna get them. Yeah, all right!” shouted Bupkus. The Nerdlucks ran to the entrance of the amusement park. Pound fell and was stepped on by Bang.
“Hey, watch it,” said Pound. Bang blew a raspberry at him then crashed into a wall of one of the attractions. Pound laughed and ran to catch up with the others. Then they got to their spaceship and it started to hover, but only to have it come right back down.
"You didn't fill the spaceship with gas did you?" questioned Blanko. Pound laughed nervously on his mistake.
"Oops, looks like I forgot," said Pound. Pound got out of the spaceship and got gas and started to fill the spaceship up.
"Now we are in business," said Balnko. The Nerdlucks pressed the buttons and then the spaceship started to hover.
"Let's go get some Looney Tunes," said Newt. As they zipped off into space to go straight to Earth, the home of the Looney Tunes.