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// Meows 
// Story: Ponies. Ruin. EVERYTHING! 
// by TDR 
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Ponies Ruin Everything!
By TDR




Meows

[ Canterlot Theater]

"So... Tell me again Mister Hooper. What is this play about?" The older black and white palomino earth pony mare asked, her eyes watching the much younger bearded brown and tan spotted pony before her as he fiddled with his black mane.

"Cats." The stallion stated with a grin.

"Cats?"

"Yes cats."

"You mean like the play Cats?"

"Oh yes very much like the play Cats, but with a modern spin on it Miss Broadway.  Something to bring in  the younger crowd. We'll gather a bunch of stars  from all over and put them on stage for this."

"Hmm i know a few famous actors that would happily be willing to  star in a Cats production." Miss Broadway considered. " The cost of props and costumes is never cheap for that production though, particularly the make up."

"Ahh I have that covered. for fraction of the price we will use CGI" The stallion smiles.

"CGI?" Miss Broadway questioned.

"Covering Glamour Illusion.  i have a few unicorns who are skilled at illusions that we can go with. We change the musical numbers, up the sexual appeal and we'll have scores of ponies in here to watch it. Skin tight bodysuits and feline illusions who can resist?" Tom Hooper cried out with a grin. " We'll have foals as mice for the cute appeal a drug induced sultry jazz number and also sexy cockroaches!"

Before Miss Broadway could respond to that  the main doors of the theater were kicked open.  and a navy blue furred diamond dog like creature stood there in gray pants and a red long coat. His long ears were both capped by  small glowing points of light that seemed like small reflections of the full moon. Hes feline like tail whipped behind him also capped in a glowing light that floated about an inch from  the tip, though this one was a crescent moon.

Standing behind him was a blue unicorn mare  with a white mane and a large purple wizards hat on her head. Sitting on her back was an unamused purple dragon with green spines.

"BORK!!!" Rahs snapped holding out a  slightly bent iron pipe and pointing it at Hooper before rushing at him.

"In case  you didn't understand him. He announced that this travesty of theater shall not go unpunished. Prepare your self for retribution." Spike deadpanned as he repeated his brother.

" Hello auntie. Trixie is just here to ask you to not agree to this." Trixie stated as she walked up to Miss Broadway.

The director ran by with Rahs in hot pursuit swinging the pipe.

"Let me show you what a Jellicles can and  do!!"