Twilight Starchle woke from her potato-grade bed. She had become one of the 'taters during the Great Potato War of Equestria, and so far, Equestria's best scientists and magi hadn't been able to figure out how to turn her back.
But hey, that meant that she could just chew on her mane whenever she wanted fries!
Also, there was a plant growing out of her because she is a potato and potatoes grow potato plants.
And so that is the life and times of Twilight Starchle.
Also, Spike quickly got tired of hash browns.