To whom it may concern,
I have only recently moved to this part of the word. I don’t know how you’ve done it, but you have managed to get your seasons completely backwards. Summer during what should be winter. Spring when you should be in autumn. I don’t know how you managed it.
Everypony where I’m from knows that Hearth’s Warming is supposed to be the best beach weather day of the year. You lot have it all filled with snow. How could you let your teams get so far out of whack?
No wonder you ponies are all so strange. You’ve lived so long with reversed seasons that it has sent you funny in the head. You even think the princesses move the sun and moon. Although, there was that winter solstice some years ago where it was daylight for 20 hours. Shortest day of the year, my dusty hindquarters. Still, it is probably the exception that proves the rule.
I have included last years calendar from my hometown. You should be able to use that to get yourself back on track. And don’t give me any guff about Axial Tilt. If the world was tilted, all the water would run off. You need to educate your librarians better.
I look forward to seeing somepony bring some sense to your organisation.
Sincerely,
Antipodean Nut (Macadamia to close family and friends)