//------------------------------// // Preparations // Story: Schultz Knows Nothing // by JustAnotherHistoryBuff //------------------------------// Mornings in Canterlot were usually calm. What made them very hectic was Day Court. Now normally, the nobles would not bother try to throw useless nonsense up onto the docket, but today... today they nearly crossed the line. Now in the one rare moment where Blueblood actually showed actual competence, he openly argued with the noble who sought to push his legislation for the nationalisation of the Manehattan industrial sector in front of both Celestia and Luna. Needless to say, it was quite a funny scene to see. Thankfully, Blueblood's moment to shine took over a few hours and by the time the argument was over (which could've ended if Celestia automatically turned it down, which she waited to do so), so much time had been taken and most of the other nobles decided to go get some food so Day Court was officially put on recess. And recess was the perfect time to take a trip to see 6 certain ponies in Ponyville. Getting into the Royal Carriage as soon as all the nobles had left, Celestia and Luna quickly had the Pegasi take off to avoid anymore pestering. In the air, Luna and Celestia finally had the chance to talk about their new visitors. "So tell me Luna, what did you find out about our 6 new guests?" Celestia asked with curiosity. "Well sister, I only managed to speak with one of the in his dreams. He was actually not their commander but rather a guard assigned to guard them in some sort of Prisoner of War camp." Luna replied. "What is this guard like?" "Well for one, his name is Hans Schultz. From our little conversation we had, he seemed quite kind and very intelligent. Back in his world before he became a guard, he was actually the owner of a toy company. From the looks of it, he seemed to be well liked and quite successful as well Sister. I think you would like him." "What of the others? Did he mention them?" "He did not mention the others with him other than their commanding officer. A Colonel Hogan. Be careful though, Hans said that he is quite the manipulator." "How is that?" "I do not know, all he mentioned was that this Colonel Hogan and his men pull "Monkey Business" in and around the area of their prison camp." Luna watched as her sister took time to think. Knowing Celestia, Luna knew that she planning something diplomatic. That was her specialty, diplomacy. Centuries of dealing with Nobles taught Celestia very well on how to be diplomatic, especially with manipulators. "Well, did Twilight tell you where they were staying by any chance?" Celestia finally answered. "She said that they were staying in Sugarcube Corner until we arrived. Knowing Pinkie, she probably made some sort of feast and already threw them their party." With that, the two sisters had a good laugh. For the next 30 minutes, the rest of the flight was calm.. That is until they reached Ponyville. "Sister, do you see that?" Luna asked. For a second, Celestia took a glance at where Luna was looking before finally answering. "You mean the smoke Luna?" She answered. "Yes, where do you think it is coming from?" "Well, it sort of looks like.... Sugarcube Corner..." Buck. *** *** *** "Twilight, the Royal Carriage just landed at Sugarcube Corner!" Spike yelled. Curious, Hogan went up to where the young dragon was calling out. When he finally made it to the balcony, he had to duck his head to make sure he did not hit his head of the frame. "Whatcha looking at Spike?" He asked. Nearly surprised by the towering man over him, Spike jumped back against the wall before regaining his courage. "Uh... Well... The Royal Carriage just touched down near... Sugarcube Corner." He said. Hogan could sense a hint of either fear or worry in Spike's voice and decided to not ask too many questions. "Easy their kiddo, I ain't gonna do any harm." He said soothingly. "Mr Hogan, may I call you that?" He got a nod from Hogan. "It's just well... your men kinda..." With that, Hogan decided to cut him off. "Yeah... Well, would you trust me if I tell you that Newkirk and Le Beau will face the required punishment for their actions on my part?" Spike nervously nodded "Yes" to Hogan and now Hogan knew he could begin to ask questions. "Alright, now I got a question for you Spike, who is coming out of that carriage?" He asked soothingly. "Well... the princesses Mr Hogan. Both Princess Celestia and Luna. You see, Celestia raises the sun and Luna raises the moon each day." Spike explained. "Great..." Hogan thought, "I am now dealing with all powerful beings that can move two celestial bodies that they are ironically named after... just great." "Alright, thanks Spike." He said, giving the little dragon a friendly salute. Making his way downstairs, he knew he had only a limited amount of time to get things ready so he needed to act fast. "Kinch! I need you over here pronto!" He called out. "Whatcha need Colonel?" Kinch asked. "Alright, we don't got much time but I need the boys looking somewhat presentable. It looks like we are going to have Royal guests." "Sir, what about Le Beau and..." "Untie their legs and ungag them, but keep their hands tied together. I want Schultz and Carter behind them making sure they don't pull shit. Clear?" "Crystal Sir." With that, the two men saluted quickly and Kinch got to work while Hogan looked for a mirror to try and straighten up his uniform. Thankfully, another one of Twilight's friends (who was rather someone posh and ironically named Rarity) came over and she just happened to be carrying a little pocket mirror with her. Once he saw that he looked somewhat presentable, Hogan thanked the posh little pony for the mirror and made his way back to his men. Just as he had ordered, both Le Beau and Newkirk were untied and ungaged (minus the hand restraints) and Carter and Schultz were behind them making sure they did not try to pull anything. Normally, Schultz and Carter were quite lax (unless Carter was pulling off one of his little impressions) but the look on their faces showed that they were both quite serious about what Newkirk and Le Beau did and trying to prevent another incident happening again. Kinch was beside Twilight and her friends whispering something info the latter's ear. They seemed to both nod in agreement about something and Kinch made his way over to Hogan. "Sir, I just spoke with Ms Sparkle over there and she said she could put a mute spell on those two." "A mute spell?" "Yes Sir, a mute spell." Christ, Hogan knew he needed a break from this as soon as possible. "Alright, let her cast it." "I'll let her know." "Oh, and Kinch..." "Yes Colonel?" "... Thanks for putting up with all of this for the past few months." "It's all part of the job Sir, and besides, I'd rather do it with you other than anybody else." Kinch said with a smile as he went back over to Twilight. It was a few more minutes before the door was knocked upon. When Twilight opened it up, in came some sort of extravagant looking pony adorned in gold armor. "Please make way for their Majesties Princesses Celestia and Luna." He said in rather official voice. A few moments later, he made way for the two royals to make their way inside.