Home is Where True Peace and Love is 2

by MetalBrony823


Hanging with the Guys

Playing his signature guitar, Luke was playing some tuned for the critters living at the cottage, and everyone was enjoying it, including Linus the Lion, and Tyson the white tiger.

Antoine, the handsome wolf was enjoying it as well, and he even howled to the music of it.

He was interrupted when Fluttershy and her friends went outside and wanted him for something. "Luke?"

The human stopped playing and he looked back at his closest pony friend. "Yeah Flutters. What is it?"

"We wanted to know if you wanted to come spend time with us." the yellow pegasus remarked.

"Where?"

"My boutique. We can give my closest friends here the most beautiful dresses that nopony has ever seen before."

"Ugghh!" Luke moaned in irritation. "Thanks but no thanks. I prefer not to."

"You don't have to wear dresses." Twilight reminded him.

"Yeah, I know that. But it's too girly for me. Thanks for the invite, but no thanks."

"Something the matter, Luke?" Discord popped out of nowhere.

"No. They are just going to their boutique to work on dresses and other girly stuff, Discord."

"Oh! Can we get a pedicure at the spa too? I want my hooves to be shiny and clean." Pinkie added.

"Ugggghhh!!" Luke moaned again.

"See you later Luke. Let me know if you need anything." Fluttershy said before going off with her friends.

"I know how you feel, Luke."

"Yeah, I cannot keep hanging out with girls all the time. Granted, I had burger king with my human friends back home, but I need to hang out with guys more often."

"Well, I think I know a perfect thing to do."

"What's that?"

"I think you need a little more guy time. You, me, Spike, and Big Macintosh."

Luke smiled. "You know what? You're right. That's one thing I need. Maybe we can hit some bowling pins in the alley."

"Perfect!"

Luke said bye to the animals living at the cottage and that he would he back later on. They grouped with Spike and Big Mac, and they decided to go to the bowling alley.

"Wow Luke, you're right," Spike said. "This is what we need. I can't keep hanging out with girls all the time, either."

"Yeah, you've been hanging out with the ladies too much, Spike. This is perfect."

"Totally!"

"And I got nothing better to do. I'm done with my chores and I'm feeling a little bored." said the red earth stallion.

They went to the Lane they were assigned to, and since Luke couldn't wear any of the shoes that were at the stands, he decided to just go it in his socks.

It was fun and they were striking down some pins and rolling the balls hard on the alleyway.

"Nice hit, Big Mac." Luke commended him.

"Thanks. They don't call me the strongest stallion in Ponyville for nothin'."

It was Spike's turn and he was getting almost as much pins as much as his other guy friends, but, due to his small stature, he had to use a smaller and less powerful bowling ball.

"Ooh, almost a strike there, Spike." Discord said.

It went on for about half an hour and Discord had an idea in his head. He conjured and air horn out of thin air.

As soon as Luke was about to roll the ball, it was at this position where just unleashed it from his hand and fingers and the master of Chaos blared the air horn, making Luke jump with fright and making him foul up his roll. "Gah! Discord!"

"What?"

"I know what that was. Never do that again!"

"Oh come on. It's funny."

"Not unless the ball was in midair and landed on top of my head." Luke said.

"Yeah, that would crack his skull open!" Big Mac added.

"How would you feel if that happened to you?" Spike said.

Discord had a sympathetic look on his face and nervous to go with it. "Ohhhh. I see what you did there."

"Please don't ever do that again." Luke repeated in a more calm voice. "I mean, you wouldn't try to kill your own friends, would you?"

"No! Never. I care about my dear friends so much."

"Just don't do it again." Spike said.

They all continued bowling and they were all still having fun with this kind of event, and when they were done playing a few rounds of striking pins, they took a little break and had some soda while on break.

"Discord, you didn't cheat, did you?" Asked Big Mac.

"No. Of course not. Have I ever cheated in anything before?"

The three other guys just raised their eyebrows in suspicion. "Do we have to be honest with you?" said Spike.

"Not really. If I was using my magic to win in a bowling match, you would know."

"Ah," Luke smirked. "You got a point there."

"Well, this was a good idea. Going bowling for old time's sake." Big Mac said. "I would call this a big break from doing chores."

"Is the farm always dependent on you Big Mac?"

"Pretty much, Spike. But, Applebloom's growing up, and she's learning how to do some chores for herself. And, obviously, Granny Smith cannot really help out with most chores because she's.... not as young as she used to be."

"Good point." Spike agreed. "And it's food for me to take a break from cleaning some books and helping out Twilight."

"Or being in contact with girly stuff like perfume or dresses, lipstick, or nylons." Luke remarked. "It would be like this for girls: 'oh, look at this totally cute dress!' Ir something like that."

The three guys laughed with him at the stereotypical teenage girl impression he was doing.

"Or something like: 'can I like have, five thousand dollars for lipstick and makeup?' Or you literally need a makeover, I don't care if it would cost so much money!' and all that."

They all laughed some more. "Yeah, they are totally like that." said Spike.

"Indeed, I hang out with girls too much as well. It is always good to have a break from all of that."

"And those were good impressions, by the way. You should be an actor."

"Heh. My friends back home said I would he the next Jim Carrey if I became a famous movie star."

"No idea who that is," said Big Mac, "but I agree with ya. Ever consider doing a play or theater work, Luke?"

"I might look for an audition, but there's nothing that would interest me right now. But the way, look at these funny videos with people scaring other people with air horns."

The human pulled out his phone and he began watching a compilation with his three friends, and having a good laugh about these pranking videos.