//------------------------------// // A Bat's Gassy Dinner // Story: A Bat's Gassy Dinner // by NeonLights999 //------------------------------// The orange bat pony was busy in the kitchen, humming while she makes dinner. She was waiting for her stallion to get home, thinking about the cuddles that are guaranteed to happen. She got back to cooking, roasting some vegetables. A slow, quiet hiss left the rear end of the bat pony, but she paid no mind. This was normal, as she was much gassier than most ponies. A light stench filled the kitchen immediately, as her gas was never odorless. She suppressed a giggle as she got a whiff of her own gas, smiling afterwards. She loved her gas, and the gas of others. Her stallion didn't enjoy it, but she loved to torture him with the stench. Luckily, he loved her and put up with it. It didn't take long for the bat to set up the table, and finish cooking. As soon as she was finished, he walked in. That was some good timing, she thought. “Hello, sweetie. How was your day?” She asked the blue unicorn. “It was nice, and yours?” He questioned, coming over to the table. “Also what's that smell?” She giggled, and came next to him. “That might've been me..~” She said as she turned, flank right near his face. She closed her eyes, and pushed a bit. The stallion had basically no time to move, and got blasted in the face with the smell of straight garbage. She sighed as the fart lasted about 4 seconds, her stallion already have moved after 1 second. He sputtered, backing up as the stench hit him. “Neon, that’s so gross!” He almost yelled, snout scrunching up. “Oops, sorry honey!~ Couldn’t hold it.~ My day was fine, by the way. Other than stinking up the house, nothing has really happened.” She responded as she hugged him. “Oof, you smell bad..~” She smirked. “Well, are you hungry? I made us dinner.” She pointed at the table. He scowled, looking away before a small smile graced his lips. “I don't know if I'm hungry after that stench invading my nose. How do I even put up with your smelly rear?” He asked, sighing a bit dramatically. “Because you love me?” She guessed, chuckling. “c’mon, before the food gets cold!” They sat at the table, and ate in silence. Well, for the first 12 seconds before the bat mare made eye contact with her husband. Without moving, a loud rumble came from underneath her. Due to the padding on the chair, it was muffled but still super loud. It lasted a total of 9 seconds before it petered out. A relieved sigh escaped her lips, and she perked up smiling. “That was a long one, huh?” She lifted her rump up a bit, letting the rancid smell start to spread around the room. “Oh my, get a whiff of that.” She said, giggling as she flapped her wings to spread the smell even better. As this is going on, the blue unicorn gapped. “Neon, ugh! You're so disgusting!” He scowled hard as the stench invaded his nose, which made him cough. The bat giggled more, smiling at his reaction. “Yup, that's what food does to me. Just wait until I've digested all this roasted vegetables.~” His ears immediately perked. “W-wait did you make this on purpose just to do this?” He huffed, crossing his forehooves. “Well.. mayyybe.~ Oh, oh, I feel another one!~” She exclaimed, sitting up. “Neon, don’t you dare far-” His sentence was cut off by a loud, bubbly blast from the cute little bat mare sitting across from him. “aaand you ignore me.” “Hey, better out than in, right?” She said with a grin, sitting back down. “Hope I didn't ruin your appetite. I'll hold them in until after you're done eating.” “Can you like, hold them in forever?” He groaned, picking up his fork with his magic before taking a bite. “You'd want me to be in pain?” She pouted, even whimpering softly to add to the act. “No, of course not. But do you have to do it so close to me?” “Yes! That's how I show my love!~” She closed her eyes, smiling before opening them again and starting to dig in. “Hope you can take the stench, because it's gonna be wwworrrrse~” He just sighed in reply, eating his meal. --- It only took about 20 minutes for them to eat, and as the bat pony said, she didn't fart once. Her gut looked bloated, definitely full of gas and just waiting to be released. “Mmmnff.. it wants out..” She whined, cuddling her stallion on the couch. Before he could make a sound, she wasted no time in obeying her body. Pushing a bit earned a loud, wet 4 second fart. She swished her tail to help spread the smell again. “You smell the vegetables?~ went right through me.~” He sighed as the room started to reek of digested vegetables. “Nasty mare..” He muttered. “What was that?” She asked sharply, staring at him. “Uhm, nothin-” A hoof was shoved into his mouth. “You called me nasty. You wanna see nasty? How about this then?~” she grinned, sitting up before pushing him over and sitting on his face. Ignoring the muffled protest, she shook her flank and got comfortable. “I bet it reeks down there. let me add to it.~” And with that, the mare pushed once again. A motorboat sounding fart came from under her, and hit the stallion’s face. She loved doing this, knowing she could get away with it. He'll only be mad for a day. He trashed under her, but the mare weighed quite a bit. He teared up as the horrid smell only had one way to go: into his nose. He coughed into her flank, his hindlegs kicking the air in panic. She didn’t even care, just closing her eyes and relaxing. A quiet hiss of gas left her, and lasted a whole 13 seconds! It left her panting softly, and only earned a harder thrashing coming from underneath her. It didn't last long though, the thrashing dying down. “Whew, that is absolutely horrid! How can you handle that?” When no answer came, she lifted herself up and looked back at him. He was passed out completely. “Guess he couldn't take the smell. And I still got some left.. I’ll just wait until he wakes up, and do it again.” She giggled, talking out loud to herself. “Hope my stench doesn't stick to him.. Who am I kidding, I hope it does.” ---