Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure

by Saiyan of the North Star


Bizarre Fundraising Idea of Dancing

Bizarre Fundraising Idea of Dancing

We see the Mane 7, the Joestar Brothers, and Flash at the school ground in the parking lot cleaning four cars as they are doing a car wash business.

“To the right to the right. To the left, to the left. Now up, now down!” Pinkie rapped as the others are washing the car.

“Bring it down, bring it around. Wash that car like you mean it.” Joseph rapped too.

“Come on!” They cheered together as the other finished washing Big Mac’s truck and handed Rainbow Dash the money.

“Sweet, thanks, Big Mac.” Rainbow Dash thanked. Big Mac nodded and drove off back to the farm.

“Okay, that about does it.” Flash informed the woman driver as he finished cleaning the window.

“Thank you so much, young man.” The woman thanked and handed Flash some money.

“Have a nice day.” Flash said as the car leaves and put the money in the box.

“Sweet, more crash to add to the stash.” Rainbow Dash rhymed and Pinkie cheers loudly.

“How about a little break? All of this sunshine and suds are doing a number on my hair” Rarity suggested feeling exhausted.

“Sure, why not.” Jotaro shrugged as everyone agrees and sat down.

“We’re really doing great with this. Do you think we made enough dough?” Josuke asked as she drinks a soda can.

“I’m sure made enough.” Giorno believed.

“You didn’t steal money from someone’s wallet, did you?” Fluttershy asked looking at her blonde boyfriend suspiciously with a raise eyebrow.

“No, of course not… well, maybe once or twice.” Giorno chuckled nervous as Fluttershy sighs.

“Giorno, we talked about this.” Fluttershy reminded him.

“I know, but my old habits are just too hard to die.” Giorno stated.

“On the bright side, you stole less money from others than usual meaning you’re better a little better at least.” Johnny pointed out.

“Hey, anyone seen Twilight?” Rainbow Dash asked as she notice Twilight isn’t here yet.

Right on cue, Twilight arrives running to the group with Spike by her side and holding the money box in her arms which is a shoe box they’re using to hold onto the money they collected from all the car washing and stuff.

“I’m here, I was just going over the numbers again.” Twilight said.

“Have we raised enough to make all the repairs to Camp Everfree?” Sunset hoped they have.

“Twilight, your next line is, “We’ve only raised 12% over half”, go.” Joseph performed his next line trick.

“We’ve only raised 12% over half.” Twilight said exactly as Joseph predicted much to her shock.

“I’ve been keeping track of how money we made, you know?” Joseph bragged.

“And you’re exactly right. I counted the money four times just to be sure.” Twilight inform causing everyone to groans.

“Let’s not worry, we can just wash more cars. There’s gotta be some we missed.” Applejack stated as she looks at the empty parking lot and spotted a tumbleweed bouncing by.

“Sorry, Apple-babe, but me and the boys have already tried washing other cars in town and some of most are already clean.” Johnny informed.

“Aw, shoot.” Applejack sighed.

“I think we’re gonna have to come up with a new plan.” Sunset pointed as Jotaro nods.

“But we’re running out of time. The camp fundraising deadline is next week. And Pinkie Pie’s already hosted a bake sale, Twilight and Fluttershy had that doggy day care, and Sunset, Jotaro, Josuke, and I plan this car wash.” Rainbow Dash said as they’re running out of ideas to raise more money.

“None of this would’ve happen if YOU didn’t blow up the dock that we all worked so hard on fixing for the camp!” Joseph poked Pinkie’s nose, reminding her that she caused the problem.

“Well, it’s not my fault I got so excited that we finished fixing the dock and saving the camp from being turned into a spa and a crazy magic plant Gloriosa while dealing with Kars as well.” Pinkie protested.

“I told you to be careful with your magic, but you didn’t listen and blew up our hard work in the face, literally!” Joseph yelled.

“Oh really, I seem to remember you breaking the sign with you Clacker Boomerang when we were leaving camp.” Pinkie mentioned as she pokes her boyfriend’s nose back.

“Why you little…” Joseph grinded his teeth.

“Enough you two, none of that matters if we don’t come together and save the camp from being shut down.” Jonathan reminded.

“Jojo Darling is right, as it’s our turn to devise a plan, and we already have something amazing in mind.” Rarity said.

“It will be the most profitable of all of our fundraising evets. The pesto risotto!” Rarity excited as the others are getting excited as well.

“Phee-yew! Now we're talkin'! What's your idea?” Applejack asked.

“Meet me in the music room later this afternoon and I will explain everything.” Rarity said as the other leaves with only Jonathan and Spike stayed behind.

“So, about this plan of yours?” Jonathan wondered.

“You got nothing, huh?” Spike guessed with a smirk.

“How did you know?” Rarity freaked out as Jonathan let out a sigh.

(Canterlot Mall)

“Only three left until the meeting with the others and you still haven’t come up with anything for the fundraising of camp Everfree.” Jonathan worried as they walk around the mall.

“I know and it’s frustrate me! Usually window shopping inspires me.” Rarity said being sad.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure an idea will come to you at any moment.” Jonathan encouraged his girlfriend not to give up.

“Are you a musician?” A man asked, getting the couple’s attention as they turn to a TV showing an add.

“Do you and your friends love to dance?”

“Yes?” Rarity answered strangely toward the TV.

“Are you unique, cool, and stylish?”

“I believe we’re all that combined, mostly on the “Unique” part.” Jonathan said.

“Indeed, we are, Jojo Darling.” Rarity nodded.

“Do you want to win a cash prize?”

“Yes!” Jonathan and Rarity answered.

“Then enter the Canterlot All Chance to Prance Competition. All you need is a music of your own original song and dance. Then you can be on your way to first prize. Sign up now at the booth near the Aunt Orange Smoothie Kiosk.” The man in the add revealed.

Rarity and Jonathan made their way to the booth, but Rarity stop for a moment seeing a beautiful red dress cover in little red crystals suddenly being inspired again and believe she and her friends will win.

They arrive at the booth to sign up the Rainbooms in the contest.

“Rarity! What a nice surprise!” A girl’s voice said getting the couple’s attention as she muttered “Not” as she’s not really happy to see her.

The girl who called out moderate indigo eyes, pale, light grayish gold skin, and her hair is moderate rose with lighter, moderate rose, and grayish aquamarine streaks. She wears the Crystal Prep school uniform.

The second girl has Light phthalo bluish gray, light opalish gray with light arctic bluish gray streaks hair tied in two ponytails and a bun, and grayish orchid eyes. She wears the Crystal Prep school uniform and carrying around a yellow bag.

The third girl has light turquoisish gray skin, Grayish mulberry with light raspberry streaks hair color, and moderate cerise eyes. Same Crystal Prep school uniform.

The fourth girl has pale, light grayish amaranth, Light pistachio with pale, light grayish green and light brilliant lime green streaks hair color, and light brilliant amber eyes. She wears the same school inform like the other girls and has pink headphones over her head.

The fifth and last girl has light amberish grey, Dark conflower blue with moderate cerulean and moderate arctic blue streaks hair color, and brilliant gamboge eyes. She wears the Crystal Prep uniform and has her own orange framed googles on her head.

“Sour Sweet, Sugarcoat, Sunny Flare, Indigo Zap, and Lemon Zest! Why, it's been ages.” Rarity surprised to see them.

“Do you know these girls, Rarity?” Jonathan asked.

“Oh yes, Jojo Darling, these are students from Crystal Prep we meet a long time ago.” Rarity introduced.

“It's only been a few months since the Friendship Games.” Sugarcoat stated emotionless.

“I guess it has been a while since we’ve last seen each other though I don’t think I’ve seen you before.” Indigo Zap looked at Jonathan as she does not recognized him.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you ladies, my name is Jonathan Joestar and I hope we get along as you are friends with my lady Rarity.” Jonathan greeted in his gentleman manners.

“Whoa, is he like your boyfriend?” Sour Sweet asked shock.

“Absolutely! My Jojo Darling and I have been together for a long time, and he is the only in my whole life.” Rarity giggled as she hugs his arm.

“Perhaps longer than forever.” Jonathan smiled.

“Oh, you charmer.” Rarity said before the two share a kiss for two seconds.

“So, how is everything over at Crystal Prep Academy?” Rarity asked.

“Oh, things at CPA have never been better since Principal Cadance took over.” Sunny Flare answered happily.

“Yeah. She's going to let us have the spring dance on a yacht, if we raise the money.” Sour Sweet mentioned.

“Sounds like you’ll have a good time.” Jonathan commented.

“I will once we sign up for the "Chance to Prance" contest, I’m hoping to take my family there.” Indigo Zap excited.

“Oh, I see you’re here to sign up for the competition.” Rarity guessed.

“We definitely aren't here because we like standing in lines.” Sugarcoat said emotionless again.

“(This girl reminds me of Pinkie Pie’s older sister, Maud.)” Jonathan thought.

“Are you signing up for it too?” Lemon asked.

“Yes, I am.” Rarity answered proudly as she put the signed-up paper in the box.

“And I’m here for support for Rarity and her band.” Jonathan said.

“I assume you already have a video concept figured out. The competition's going to be pret-ty fierce.” Sour Sweet mentioned.

“Yes, it came to me as soon as I saw that gorgeous red ruffled ensemble on the way over here.” Rarity bragged.

“Oh. Tell me more.” Sour Sweet grinned as the other girls did.

“Uh, Rarity dear, I’m getting a bad feeling about this.” Jonathan whispered in Rarity’s ear.

“Oh, don’t worry, Jojo Darling, we’re just having a girl-talk.” Rarity assured as she goes back to Sour Sweet and the Crystal Prep girls.

“Well, each member of the Rainbooms is going to dance in a different style—like flamenco, hip-hop, or street ballet—and we'll wear costumes to match each genre. Designed by yours truly, of course.” Rarity explained the dance routine for her band.

“That sounds like a very good concept.” Sugarcoat commented as Sour Sweet actually looked jealous but remain in her composer.

“Yeah, heh, I guess it's okay. If you're going for way too over-the-top.” Sour Sweet rolled her eyes.

“Thanks! So, what's your concept?” Rarity asked.

“Nothing. We don't have one yet.” Sugarcoat blurted out.

“What she means is… it's a surprise! But it's a-ma-zing. So original.” Sour Sweet quickly explained though Jonathan can see she’s lying.

“Oh, well, I can't wait to see it. Good luck!” Rarity said before walking away.

“You too!” Sour Sweet said with a sinister grin.

“I hope you aren’t planning something devious to harm my Lady.” Jonathan said in a low tone very close to Sour Sweet as she jumps a bit.

“I’ve heard about the two schools being rivals and not in a good way, especially with your old principal, so I don’t tolerate those who do harm to those I love.” Jonathan warned as his fist and crack his knuckle scaring the girls a little.

“T-Trust me, dude, we won’t do anything like that again. Promise!” Indigo Zap said as the others nodded their heads rapidly.

“Good, goodbye then.” Jonathan waved goodbye as he’s expression change to being nice and go after Rarity.

“Oh My God! That guy was scary like a giant!” Lemon gasped.

“More so since he’s that tall even though he’s around our age.” Sugarcoat pointed out.

“It doesn’t matter, we still have a video to make.” Sour Sweet said with a smirk.

(With the Rainbooms and Joestar Brothers)

“Why do I get the feeling that someone stole my shouting?” Joseph asked himself.

“Probably because the author made Lemon Zest do it.” Pinkie mentioned as she broke the fourth wall again.

“You two, please focus.” Jonathan said getting the two’s attention.

“Thank you. So, you see, it's a wonderful plan. We'll write some lyrics for our new song, and we'll choreograph some dance moves. Then our video will win a cash prize, and voilà!” Rarity explained cheerfully.

“You make it sound simple as pie.” Applejack said.

“That's because it is! The girls at Crystal Prep even agree. They're making a video, too.” Rarity mentioned the Crystal Prep girls.

“They are?” Twilight asked shock.

“Yes, we had a run in with them at the mall when Rarity signed up the Rainbooms for the contest.” Jonathan explained.

“I-Is that a problem, darling?” Rarity asked.

“Oh, no, it's not. Just haven't heard much about my old school since I left, I guess.” Twilight said nervous hearing about her old classmates.

“Well, if you ask me, Crystal Prep has got nothin' on CHS! I love it here!” Spike said and getting scratch under the chin by Fluttershy giving him pleasure.

“See what I mean?” Spike sighed as Giorno rolls his eyes with a smile.

“Okay, before we get started with the choreographing of our dance moves and…, there's just one tiny, teeny-weensey, little thing I forgot to mention.” Rarity said giggling nervously.

“What’s that?” Sunset asked.

“She was wondering if she could use the money that we made so far for the buy costume materials for the video. I promise her the Joestar Brothers would help with setting up the stage.” Jonathan explained.

“So, all the money that we worked so hard will be spent to make for costumes. Why am I do not surprise?” Joesph rolled his eyes.

“It’ll be worth it once we win the grand prize.” Jonathan promised.

“How much is the grand prize worth?” Sunset asked curious.

“More than double what we need to fix up Camp Everfree!” Rarity answered.

“Hah! Then of course you can use the money for costumes!” Rainbow Dash excited.

“I think this could work better.” Josuke agreed.

“Oh, what the hay? Why not?” Applejack sighed.

“Just try to keep the clothes shopping a little low, please.” Johnny asked as Applejack handed Rarity the money box.

“According to my calculations, if we lend Rarity the funds we've already raised, we stand to gain four times as much money as we have now.” Twilight checked the numbers, and everyone cheers.

“But if we lose the video contest, we'll be completely back to square one and zero dollars. Anyone else think this is an awfully risky endeavor? I mean, um, heh... Me neither.” Twilight chuckled nervous hoping the Rainbooms will win this contest.

“All right, girls. Who's ready to shoot our winning dance music video?” Rarity asked and everyone cheers yes.

“Looks like I have some fabric shopping to do!” Rarity laughed as Jonathan put his hand on her shoulder.