Fallout Equestria Resources of War

by Pepsi Addict


Rats and Ruins %1%

Fallout Equestria
Rats & Ruins

The Heartland Merchant League bunch of preppy fancy bullshits that's what they are but at least they pay well I hope all I had gotten thus far was some food and water useless rubbish for a ghoul but I was supposed to get caps when I made it to Vancouver so I begrudgingly agreed to their proposal.

the proposal in question was sent to my doorstep by mail pony. I had to walk a bit to get there, but that ain't nothing new.

the job, guard caravan going to vanhoover that's when I said yes don't know what they were doing nor how much id get paid but I was bored so I said yes there were a few other guards on assignment with me but as usual, I just stayed a good yard ahead only stopping and coming back when we had decided to settle

settle we must have done because I just woke up and all but the other 3 shit head guards are here with me in a sand cave one kirin which at first freaked me out when I first met up with them

I still didn't say nothing there was also a zebra with what looked like maybe a dyed mane not sure but It wasn't black and wight and finally a dragon pony he was as inferred a pony but he had scales coating him hear and there a patch on his nose and everything as we rose ourselves up and dusted off I heard the dragon pone holler out 

"I found out what happened to the rest of the caravan look at the walls" I wasn't sure what he was talking about but
He was correct in his assumption the walls we're made of sand and had limbs and body parts sticking out of them 

Analyzing them I noticed that simple fact that they were dead and then somepony else tried speaking well some zebra but I don't see much difference he didn't actually say anything he was cut of by what sounded like the scurry of

"Mole rats!" id dealt with these fucks before and I really didn't like them

I yelled out from my spot hiding in the walls many open crevices and my fellow zebra did the same opposite of me whilst the other two just got as far back as ponie'ly possible before the kirin started opening fire and I started charging there were five of the bloody vermin.

I rose my scythe up and brought it down with a reckoning slashing the thing into as three shots rang out behind me killing another three that just so happened to be in a perfect line the fifth one had run over to the zebra and was trying to maw him keyword trying but that wasn't important at least when you compared it to the mother of all rats down the hall of the cave

I only saw it briefly out my eye corner but I was positive that, that was mamma and me now not to mess with mamma so I read'ed my scythe to strike the bitch down the second I saw her ugly mug

evidently, the zebra had handled there rat problem with kirin aid services cause it wasn't there anymore and the zebra was reading their own weapon as well as the other knuckleheads than the bitch head rose round the corner only to, not be blown to shit only one of us hit the vermin and it wasn't me

it bolted after the zebra guess she's just a mole magnet the others and myself started in a chase after it laying into it I personally took two swings at it

only my second hit however and I think I may have hit it again rendering it dead along with the others but I don't think so I think the zebra headshot her themselves before they sat next to me and I again shied away from the main group only to come by the dragon pony whilst the others talked 

Hear have these 

said the Dragonborn with a voice said in a voice that said don't worry you'll be fine

He handed me over two canteens chock full of water

Found them on one of the dead guys

 he gestured over to one of the ponies with its hindlegs sticking from the wall I finally I graced him with an acknowledging rasp

I see 

I again walked back with what he gave me avoiding my fellow guards

Ah so it ain't just my looks you just don't like ponies seeing as your a ghoul am I right

I didn't respond to his statement I just went out the door following the kirin who I overheard that the name of was Lila and seeing as I knew their name but they didn't know mine I exclaimed mine 

Names no.4 

yeah its a weird name but that happens when you live with slavers for a long while

What  an interesting name

 Again they pried but not the dragon pony this time it was Lila who was spearheading our way out followed by myself and the dragon pony whom I discovered was named Cool Ice and the zebra Three Stripes 

Immediately after getting past those pests we found a fork and I went right another fork some grass shrubbery all trash I turned around there were all the others the idea was that I headed this way and the others go the other way but no they came with me instead

It appears there isn't anything down this path at least nothing of interest 

said the kirin in a pretty obvious tone

Thanks captain obvious kirin 

Yeah I agree maybe we should head the other way

I wasn't really in the mood to make enemies so I didn't say my thought out loud

That was the plan Three but you all followed me instead

yeah I know I said I didn't want to make enemies but I'm not very go at censoring myself

I don't think it would be wise to split up is all

 As much as I didn't want to agree Cool was right even if I was more of a deceased hindrance than they knew 

Sigh alright let's go the other way 

said the dragonborn

Somehow yet again I spearheaded the group forward forward forward and Another fucking split in the path 

Oh for Celestia's sake

 

I curs' ed for a good bit at that before Cool started talking to me well not me specifically more so everyone

I say we flip a coin 

well the dragon-pony was offering a solution admittedly one that earned a glare from me but it was still a solution

Flip a coin

said the zebra accusingly

Well yeah well a bottle cap actually tails right heads left 

he said it in a way of trying to calm the situation

Why was I stuck with thees ponies

I don't have any objections

 replied Lila in a soft tone

same here

said the zebra

Seriously, we were making a decision on a toss of a coin

Alright fine let's do this shit

I said admittedly finding the situation a little funny

He flipped it with tk and it spun and spun in the air before he caught it exclaiming

Tails

he exclaimed

Looks like we're going right

 great The kirin was very observant good for her 

Alright let's get out of here

 I said before I walked forward and 

*screech*

I stepped on a screamer and then another one screamed and another one all down the hall mole rats we walked right into their fucking nest 

Nope fuck that 

I yelled out and at that, I ran past cold who was midway through suggesting

I may be able to telepor-

he was in his usual semi calm tone

I didn't catch the rest I was to busy noping the fuck out of there followed and passed by Cool then Lila and finally the injured Three being last in line passed me

I hit my scythe up into the ceiling of the cave pulling it forward, dragging sand and dirt down to close off the cavern but not before one of the bastards got off a pretty solid hit on me thankfully no pink cloud was shed but I was a little injured

Continuing on our path that I had originally chosen we decided to stick to a mace strategy

stick to the left and you'll eventually find the exit doing this we immediately ran into two-mole rates but they were admittedly more afraid of us than us of them 

Leave em they aren't causing nobody any harm

said the dragon pone

Evidently, the others had sorta appointed me leader because they didn't oppose to my command stead we just continued left down the most open path only to find another divergence but this was a small one that leads to a room with some corpse in it he had a shit load of food and water I now this because Cool offered me some of it I declined instead letting him keep it and instead just continuing on after that we found some boxes or something I didn't really pay attention just silently minded my own business until my spearheading lead us to another big open room poking my head I looked about and

Oh sweet mother of lunas throbbing cock what was that thing 

my swear was admittedly out there but its how I swear

hmmm luna cock, no wait get ahold of yourself 4 you're supposed to be fighting right now you can dream bout uh that later

Right it was a huge hulking monstrosity of a rat bigger than any pony id ever seen that's for sure

I could teleport us past it I think but two y'all would have to stay back and wait and I wouldn't get far in all honesty 

said the dragon pone as he flared his horn a bit

well that would have been really helpful if I had started listening that is

I ran out in rage galloping, scythe handle in maw I raised it up and brought it down on the beast, nothing but dirt and dust, I quickly spun my scythe around and rose it up with just as much force as when I'd brought it down cutting the underside of the monstrous rat leaving it writhing in pain but not enuff pain to keep it from retaliating pretty bad too it returned the favor

it started laying into me with two out of what I think was 5 or 7 swings this, in turn, cause much more of a problem for himself as I started to secret the horror that had killed my mother and so many others, the pink cloud

I wouldn't survive another attack barrage like the previous one that much was clear but I also know that hill die no matter what and I'll live on

now you probably know this but ill tell you anyway chanterlot ghouls are immortal unless you completely cut the connection from the brain to the body or completely destroy the body through any means fire, explosives, acid anything now back to insanity

while my fight was going on Lila had ran up behind us and was taking care of the rest of the rats and somebody had killed the one nearest to the entrance but focusing back on the now half-melted into the floor behemoth of a creature it was roaring out a gargle of pain and horror flailing it's one still free limb unable to hit anything due to the predicament it was in his upper arm had fused to his lower jaw

I took pity on the creature it was just protecting itself but we needed to get out and it was in the way my way

I saw some paper or something in his teeth taking and putting it in my cloak so it didn't get pinked as I call it I left so that the cloud might dissipate while I healed

evidently, the display had scared off two of the other rats and there was only one remaining and it was shooting magical lasers from its face squinting at the beast from my corner of the room it had mutated and had unicorn-like horns all around his face casting some sort of laser spell sending pink and purple lasers until 

'Bang' Three stripes ended it with a quick clean shot

Looking at my new trophy it was a map thankfully only a corner of it was goofy and stuck to my cloak so it wasn't too detrimental when I ripped it away from its new home as death dissipated and we left

This time I had reason to be the leading, 1 they knew what I was and just weren't saying anything about it, and 2 I had a map

admittedly it took me a bit to figure out where we were but I did the map was divided by the railroad tracks in its crease and had some lakes on it

there was a large structure in the middle of said lakes and past that a good way was what looked like either small rocks in front of really big rocks or houses in front of really big rocks I wasn't sure which but we were near the bottom near the train tracks 

I put an x there and showed the others before we walked for what I believe was six Celesta be damned hours before finding some ruins 

Anybody looking to scavenge

 I said giving some conversation to our trek through hell

Scavenge for what this place is a shit hole

he was getting tired and a bit angry

that's a no on dragon pony 

I agree what could we possibly find here 

responded the zebra and with it, I came to the conclusion that my companions we're stupid evidently cause thy didn't know the wonders of ruins

I don't know maybe you'll find some ammo or chems laying around

see I had good points but of course, no one was on board yet

pleas tell me I'm not the only one who nose the wonders in ruins

I heard that these pre-war places usually have ammo cans in them at least said Lila in her usual soft tone
Yet again I was liking her

These places don't look pre-war it looks pre pre-war almost

 pronounced Cool and I did agree with him that this place was old it was a tower with some pillar's in a line from it outside and a wall diagonal from the tower going northwest 

I'll spend an hour at most scavenging than we're outta here

pronounced cool

I agree with Cool 

said, Lila

I do as well

and finally Three

Yet again the feud between cool and I grew without either us even trying to guess we're just both natural-born leaders n such

Going over to the pillars to being investigations I found a small something didn't pay it no mind though choosing stead to focus on the pillars proper they were tall stained with blood old old blood from long-dead skeletons nearby that had been nailed it to warn the average waster 

Beware the fire starter clan they said 

written in faded something probably blood I thought

I knew they were some raiders or something like it but seeing as the skeletons had spiders crawling out there eyes I figured the clan was long dead

going into the tower where strips and Lila had gone I was passed by Cool as I walked up and knocked on the door frame only to be ignored they we're all fiddling with an old busted terminal than Three Stripes decided to stick a fork in the socket nothing happened

aside from that the room was full of busted and broken office equipment evidently this was the junk corner of the tower going up the broken tower right behind Stripe and Lila with Cool behind me we went up the floors to the third there was a satellite radio dish thing atop a pile of rubble

I didn't care much for it and I assume stripes didn't either cause he went with me to the second floor where we looked out the window at some lakes that we're shining?

I cocked my head to the right I could see the sun reflect a rainbow off of the water and being both impatient and a ghoul which allowed me to be arrogant and stupid I opened the window and slid down the wall to get there faster

after landing I inspected the lake and no I didn't have a clue what it was and thankfully my savior had finished coming down the stairs and around the corner just as I was about to lick it

Wait don't touch that its taint

yelled Three, I pulled my self up from the pool

Taint what the hell's taint

I was as usual clueless

What 

Three sounded genuinely shocked yet equally exhausted from sprinting out to me

"yeah what" I still was clueless

Taint one drop of the stuff it'll do some pretty nasty stuff to ya 

he spoke like it was something I should know

Like what 

I was curious now

Oh uh grow a dick I guess

he said pretty casually to my mental response, I was fine with that

Have another eye 

I was fine with that 

Kill ya 

he grimaced with the last one, I was believe it or not fine with all these things 

I see well then i"d better not touch it 

A plan had formed in my 200year old some 17-year-old brain I needed a stick or something and some duct tape 

And hey would your now it the shit-scape provides a broom handle and half a roll of duct tape, taking one of cools formally gifted water canteens I handed it to Stripes 

Here drink this 

I told them

He glanced at me with a perplexed look and proceeded to down it and holy shit his wounds just vanished, and I realized that fucking dragon gave me some sort of healing water blessed by Celesta's left flank or some shit 

I'm gonna make a mental note of that 

So I did Celesta cock water heals injuries 

Taking the now empty canteen I taped it to the broom handle in a way that I could scoop out a canteen's worth of taint and so I did just as the other's arrived

There we go one canteen full of taint 

I exclaimed pretty proud of myself

Why in lunas name to your need a canteen of taint 

said Three Stripes

Well Stripes I can intimidate ponies with it maybe say something like how'd you like to have eight dicks 

this taint would come in usefully later

Eight dicks I wonder how good, bad, and or awkward that would feel 

Whilst I daydreamed about Eight dick having ponies fucking me everypony else especially Cool face hoofed as we went on through the desert

wading around the taint lakes at one point in our trek we noticed a band of wandering bloat sprites matured by taint one was a bloat sprite that had what looked like a tail and real big wings thankfully we avoided them without any trouble and traveled tell we came up to what appeared to be in my mind a facility of some sorts with a fenced of perimeter and a sign

a sign I couldn't read because I'm illiterate

Footnote: Level up 
Level 2
New Perk: Black Stallion 
+1d10 damage to the opposite sex and extra +5 Negotiation & Seduction for seduction purposes on other-gender individuals (whose barn door swings that way).
Skills: unarmed 46 thrown 17 mew 15 melee 57 firearms, alchemy survivalism & traps, lockpick 17 explosives, hacking & matrix tech, chemistry, medicine, academics & lore, Repair & mechanics, arcane magic 15 battle saddles 21 bluff & intimidation 27 negotiation & seduction 12 barter, profession, shamanism 7 sneak 44 slight of hoof 10 gambling 13 athletics 20 and finally flight magic 16

No.4 
A dark sky blue earth pony chanterlot glowing ghoul
eye color brown
mane wight
cutie mark a paintbrush branded over with the number 4
age appears 17 probably much older

S.p.e.c.i.a.l

Strength 6
Perception 6
Endurance 8
Charisma 2
Intelligence 6
Agility 8
Luck 5