Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 22

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 22: Visiting Friends OR (Fluttershy Flashes Herself)

Dear Diary,

So, Princess Celestia had enough of our squabbling earlier and left us both at Fluttershy's place to visit the Rainbow Factory for the fortnightly foal fatality rate there.

I think she's still mad about me tackling her daughter...

I can still read what you write, you know.

Ignoring you!

When we met up with Fluttershy finally, she introduced us to her retarded brother; Zephyr Breeze.

Pfft... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Well he is! How could he notice you and not my fine purple ass.

...

Seriously Twilight?

Yeah seriously! What's with every foal in this pushover of a family wanting a piece of that rainbow ass!?!

Fluttershy and I are not an item! And that goes for Zephyr, too!

Sure... Keep telling yourself that. Anyway, Fluttershy, like the doormat she is, welcomed us into her home and we ended up playing a board game that Princess Rainbow sucks at.

That game was rigged, I tell you!

Nah. You need to get good.

We were going to play a game of hangpony with Zephyr as our volunteer...

That was something I could definitely get behind!

When Fluttershy was suddenly flashing herself at us.

Couldn’t you have worded that a little better?

I don't care.

Fluttershy's flash was apparently of her trying and obviously failing to give a loud cheer for her marefriend. No surprise there since one of my fucking flashes from the far future showed that Adultshy was still a chump. And seeing her family? It's no surprise why. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised at all if this whole family freaks out and screams just by a leaf falling silently on their backs. No, seriously? A. Fucking. Leaf.

That's all for now because I have to record these new findings for this latest flash...

Twilight, you had better not write my name wrong again...

Signed,
-Twilight Sparkle & Rainbow Dash

& Spike

Third Wheel! Fuck off. Nopony cares about you!