Is this the real life? Please tell me this is fantasy. I’m not gonna tell this story about me getting caught in a landslide Rocky. I escaped that reality.
You were the one who had to go full on Code Cliffhanger the last time. We gotta resolve it somehow with the rest of our experience on this crazy vacation.
I know, but these people don’t like me. What’s the point of it all?
What are you talking about Brim?
If no one likes what you do, what is the point of it? If all you work for is gonna be doused by other people because they view it otherwise, why go through the motion? It’s a waste of human time that could be used to better benefit mankind.
Oh now you’re getting all philosophical on me? Do you even hear yourself right now? This is just some sort of excuse to not want to talk about this part of the story.
IT IS A DARK PERIOD FOR ME IN THAT STORY! AND I USED TO LIVE IN HELL.
Oh Good Grief! Fine, I’ll do you a solid later if you just suck it up for this part of the story.
Fine. I’m not gonna enjoy it, but this solid better be worth it later when I ask for it.
Anyways, if you followed where we left off, things had gotten pretty crazy. Things were already crazy all together with the road trip we had taken before hand, but when we got to my girlfriend, Sunset Shimmer’s hometown of Canterlot, it really got to a point of insanity.
Not everyone can say that they were almost killed by some old crazy former priest and also meet their musical hero about the same trip they went on.
Yeah, and on top of this, we were suddenly transported through a magical portal to a whole new place. Not just teleported, but also transformed into ponies. Well, almost all of us.
Shut up right now! We’re not gonna talk about it until later!
Alright fine. But now we were in a whole new world to explore as a part of our road trip. As far as I could tell, our road trip turned into an adventure. Almost like some twisted kid’s show.
Yeah, a show that is watched by greasy men when it is targeted for little girls. They probably do nasty things with the toys of that show like putting it in a jar and..
Brim!
What? Too soon of a joke?
Just start the story Brim.
Right, here is the theme song or something.