The Hearts And Hooves holiday spreads the love in Starlight’s old village. With ponies making desserts and show their love towards that special somepony. However for other ponies, they get themselves into predicaments into a love triangle. For one pony, he’s been in a love rectangle for a long time.
On the hills, a mile away from the village, comes a good looking stallion with flowers, a bag full of chocolates and a Hearts And Hooves gift. He’d received an invite from three glorious ponies who are having a party at their house in the village.
“Okay Feather Bangs, the foals and your bros helped you until this day came, you’re on your own, you can do this.” Feather took a deep breath, despite the weight he’s carrying from behind, he made his way to Starlight’s village. He looked around to see the many ponies showing their love towards each other. For such a long time, he learn how to impress the ladies from his bros and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. He arrived at his destination as he rang the doorbell.
It didn’t take long until somepony answered it, the door was open revealing Dear Darling. She giggled from watching the one and only pony she loves the most since day one.
“Well hello Feather Bangs.” Dear winked. “We knew you would be coming.” She invites Feather inside as the guest sees two more girls playing a game in the middle of the living room. When they turn around, they lidded their eyes that this day has finally come.
“Hehehehehe…” They both giggled. Feather Bangs begins to blush with no turning back to avoid any disappointment from the three girls.
“I...brought all of you chocolates, flowers and a gift for Hearts And Hooves Day.” He showed off his gifts.
“I’ll take those in the kitchen, don’t mind if we do.” Swoon Song getting up as she borrows the gifts from Feather and placing them in the kitchen. Feather and Dear joined Fond Feather when she was playing a game with Swoon.
“So what game we’re you two playing?” Feather sitting by Fond.
“Let’s just say, we were talking about you.” Fond giggled.
Feather was told from his bros about how his fangirls been talking about him again and again, but he never understood what they were saying. He may be good looking but his poor communication skills keep him away.
“Oh...you were talking about me? That’s kind of an unusual game if you ask me.” Feather making an awkward smile.
This caused Dear and Fond to stare at each other with their lovely, pure eyes. They’re more than ready for what they’re going to do with their most favorite colt soon. “Unusual huh?” Fond replied. “Then how about we play another game with you.”
“Okay?”
Swoon Song returned to the living room, she made her way by the windows and pulled the curtains over it. “The game is called, who’s the better kisser.” She sat by Fond.
“What!?” Feather blushed.
This made all three of the mares giggled from Feather’s reaction. “You will be the judge of picking one of us.” Dear lid her eyes.
“One of us will use our lips.” Swoon added.
“And kiss all over your handsome face!” Fond being mesmerized.
Feather Bangs’s face turned into a dark shade of red in a game where he’s the judge while the players are the kissers. No pony in Equestria, who plays a game where they kiss not once but many times on the face. “Don’t make these mares hearts broken! Don’t make these mares hearts broken! DON’T MAKE THESE MARES HEARTS BROKEN ON HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY!”
“So? Do you accept our idea?” Dear asked.
“Sure!” Feather blurring out while taking deep breaths. The three mares smile at each other now their fantasies about Feather Bangs will become a reality.
The first mare starting is Swoon Song as she stands up from her spot. With the curtains covering the window, the house is private with no one peaking in. Fond, Swoon and Dear need all the space when Feather Bangs is around them. Swoon slowly walks up to Feather with her eyes being mesmerizing.
Feather Bangs saw how glorious Swoon is up close with her lovely brown mane. She’s way cuter than the other mares he came across, her voice is adorable when she sings a wonderful song to lift the love from somepony.
She puckered up and pressed her lips on Feather’s cheek. “Love is on my face! Love is on my face!” Swoon continued her actions as she placed both of her hooves on his shoulders. She kissed him on his other cheek two more times and then on his forehead. She loves her turn so much, she desperately wants to kiss him on the lips, but with the agreement she made with her friends, she must deny the temptation.
Swoon backed away as she stares at Feather’s cover kiss marked face. Feather’s eyes had shot open and his body was shaking. “Hehehe. Hope you enjoyed my lips, lipsy lover.” Swoon blinked as she headed back to her spot. “Try to top that.”
“Oh, you have seen nothing from me.” Fond standing up. The purple mare gets her turn as she walks up to the judge. Her blue and white mane and eyes are far more romantic from Feather’s view. He liked the color blue when it’s light in the daylight. She puckered her lips and kiss on Feather’s nose. She held the kiss for five seconds until she plants her lips on the rest of the judge’s face.
Even during Fond’s turn, Feather can’t decide between Fond or Swoon. He’s somewhat enjoying himself from Fond’s purple lips but for every kiss he receives from her, it’s the same level from Swoon.
After Fond Feather’s ended his turn, she stares at Feather’s now covered purple kiss mark face. She is more than proud to give him such a romantic makeover. “There will be more than that if you pick me as the winner.” She winked. She sat back at her spot with one more mare who hasn’t started her turn yet.
Dear Darling stood up and made her way to the only colt inside her house. She isn’t afraid of her friends went first before her, because she needs to be the last mare to trump all the other previous turns. Her lavender eyes, compared to her blonde mane is better than the mares from her friends. She placed both of her hooves on Feather’s face with her eyes being closed to his.
“I will give you everything you ever wanted if you pick me as the winner. You being my coltfriend is all I ever want from you. You’re one of a kind while I’m your Heart’s And Hooves mare.”
She begins kissing Feather’s face as the colt has her face now covered with light green kiss marks. Dear is a better kisser than the other two mares from the way he treats the judge. Even with most of Feather’s face has no open spots, Dear will still take advantage in her turn.
“IT’S DEAR! NO SWOON IS THE BETTER KISSER! NO FOND DESERVES MORE RESPECT!!!” Feather Bangs shouted in his mind. With three of the mares in this game, he must pick only one winner of the game, but it’s still a difficult choice to pick.
After Dear is finished with her turn, she headed back to her spot. Feather can’t even feel his face anymore. The brown, purple and green kiss marks from his cheeks, nose and forehead has put him into a whole new world. Mesmerizing admiration from the three mares are far better when he feels it. His face couldn’t blush any harder after what he experienced unlike any pony or creature has felt in Equestria.
“So Feather Bangs,” Dear lidded her eyes.
“Please tell us,” Fond added.
“Who’s the better kisser?” Swoon finished.
Feather stare at all three mares as they wait for him to answer who’s the winner. However he bit his lip, feeling scared to break two hearts from two mares while getting one heart from one mare. He waited for about twenty seconds until he stood up, much to the three mares surprise.
“Dear! Fond! Swoon! I can’t decide! All of your are better kissers!” He shouted with the stress coming out of him. The three mares gasped from the unexpected answer from Feather Bangs. To think only one of them could brag on who’s good at kissing, all of them being tied was the last thing they had in their minds.
Feather Bangs lowered his ears in shame. He needed to be honest but it didn’t fix his problem from what he caused. “Look. I know all of you love me when I’ve showed off my dashing looks, but I never wanted the attention from you. It’s not because I was into Sugar Belle, it was because I’m not the best at talking to mares.”
Dear, Fond and Swoon couldn’t believe what they heard from Feather’s true words. After several months of adoring him, worshipping him, this is how they end up with.
“My bros and the Cutie Mark Crusaders taught me everything, how to talk to mares like you and when this day happened, it was a long time coming to me. But I never expect you girls to play a game I get worshipped from all of your…”
“Fantasies?” Fond guessed as the colt nodded.
“I did what I could to give you three the best from me, but I can’t hide it anymore. You were so nice and sweet, I might break the hearts of two if I only pick one. You wanted this Hearts and Hooves Day to be very special, but now I turned it into the opposite.”
Feather Bangs sat back down with more shame. He’s happy everything has come out but now, the mares will see him as a coward than a dashing colt, especially the kiss marks still on his face.
However this didn’t shatter the hearts of Dear, Fond, and Swoon, in fact they’re more than happy. They all got up and gave a group hug on Feather Bangs as they squeal.
“Oh, your the most honest colt I have ever met!” Swoon lifted her bottom left hoof up.
“Not to mention we all get what we wanted so everymare wins!” Fond cheered.
“Wait, what do you mean?” Feather replied in confusion after the mares broke the hug.
“We never went against each other when we talked about you. We’ve been friends since we we’re fillies. Sure we fight from time to time, but not about colts like you. Even if you only picked one of us, we would still forgive that.” Dear said.
“You can still change the real winner of this contest.” Swoon suggested.
Feather Bangs felt relief the mares forgive him and the fact he can change his choice, but he thought about it. After the times he saw these three mares worship him, he knows how to make them happy.
“Actually, I decided to keep my choice final.” Feather smiled.
“Really?” Fond said.
“I know ponies around us will feel off that I have three marefriends, but we can work this out. Consider this as my Hearts And Hooves gift for all of you.”
This couldn’t get any better for Dear, Fond and Swoon’s lives. They’re not only tied as the best kisser, but also got what they wanted. None of their futures will ever be the same.
“Then consider this our gift to you, coltfriend.” Swoon replied. She puckered her lips and pressed them on Feather’s lips. This cause Feather to taken back from the first ever kiss from Swoon. It’s almost better than the kisses he received on his face.
After Swoon broke the kiss, Fond planted her lips on Feather’s lips. Kissing the one she loves on the lips is the main goal she wanted since seeing Feather Bangs for the first time.
After she backed away, Dear puckered up and kissed Feather’s lips. Feather Bangs feel into the kisses from the three mares. He made up his mind to pick all three of these lovely mares over Sugar Belle. Not to mention this is his first kiss from one of his three marefriends in his new relationships.
Dear broke this kiss as she and her friends watch Feather smiling. “Wanna get some ice cream in Ponyville with us?” She offered.
“Yes…” He replied while being mesmerized until he quickly wakes up. “But first, I need to wash my face to get the kiss marks off.”
“Good call. Can’t wait to see the look of your adorable face after what we did to you.” Fond blushed.
Feather Bangs made his way into the kitchen to clean up his face while three of his marefriends wait for him. During the days of Hearts And Hooves, no pony in Equestria will ever have the love life Feather Bangs earned behind closed doors. Guess the three mares can call him their knight in shining armor.